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    The Walter White saga continues. That picture was taken in Hawaii last Thanksgivng. On Tuesaday last week, my wife and I were at the Dodger game, and who is the front row? None other than Bryan Cranston, sans beard and with a full head of hair. I would have definitely gotten a pic, but we were on the loge deck. My wife finally had to admit that it was definitely not "the one who knocks" sitting near her at breakfast. I still love the coffe cup she made for me though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    How the hell did an idiot like you manage to pass the California bar exam?
    Since I am an idiot, I had to work much harder than everyone else. Try it sometime. You might be able to make enough money to move out of your mom's basement. I am sure that hearing moans from upstairs from the men she is pleasuring must get annoying.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
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    How the hell did an idiot like you manage to pass the California bar exam?
    Since I am an idiot, I had to work much harder than everyone else. Try it sometime. You might be able to make enough money to move out of your mom's basement. I am sure that hearing moans from upstairs from the men she is pleasuring must get annoying.
    Yeah. Where to start.

    I guess i'll just cut to the chase....jesus fucking christ how the hell did the stupidest poster on this site apparently pass the California bar (i.e., one of the top three hardest bar exams in the nation)? I'm blaming the mutliple choice section. You musta ran like God.

    Wait. On second thought, why am I making this difficult. The easy answer is you're lying about passing the bar. And now it makes sense why you're a professor and not an attorney. Yeah. That's it.

     
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    From everything I've seen, Jayjami is a legit California attorney, and did practice for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    From everything I've seen, Jayjami is a legit California attorney, and did practice for awhile.
    Thanks Druff. Unlike 95% of the other "shit posters" here, I am a real person. I am not ashamed of the things I post, so I don't feel the need to hide my identity.

    http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/169726

    If other community members what to insult me that is fine. I am not seeking everyone's approval. Just voicing my opinions and having a little fun trolling.

     
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    to be fair dave is now the worst poster on skatz and we are not responsible for him over here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    From everything I've seen, Jayjami is a legit California attorney, and did practice for awhile.
    Thanks Druff. Unlike 95% of the other "shit posters" here, I am a real person. I am not ashamed of the things I post, so I don't feel the need to hide my identity.

    http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/169726

    If other community members what to insult me that is fine. I am not seeking everyone's approval. Just voicing my opinions and having a little fun trolling.
    If jayjami's family line had offspring with Sonatine's?

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    to be fair rum dick doesnt live in his mom's oklahoma "tornado hole" he lives in coronado which druff can confirm

     
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    Willie, can we get an update? Did you find a pharmacy to prescribe your medicine?

     
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    Look into Ibogaine to help break the cycle.

    Methadone is a band-aid and just assuming that the future you will make better decisions than the present you is a gambler's fallacy that most addicts fall into.

    You need to rewire and maybe find a way to take time away from anyone you know who can get you dope. Even if your situation with your job and debtors worsens as a result of taking time away, it is ultimately the only real way to get clean.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Look into Ibogaine to help break the cycle.
    Edmund Muskie's Drug Addiction, According to Hunter Thompson

    Under the headline "Big Ed Exposed as Ibogaine Addict," in the April chapter of the serialized work, Thompson claimed that Muskie was addicted to a hallucinogenic drug called ibogaine. The prank was intended in part to test the gullibility of his fellow members of the press, who apparently proved suseptible to running with the false story. In the work, HST colorfully described the effect of the drug on Muskie, "given the known effects of ibogaine... Muskie's brain was almost paralyzed by hallucinations... he looked out at the crowd and saw gila monsters instead of people".



    http://willrabbe.com/microblog/2011/...-thompson.html

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    Forgot about this thread, were you able to kick the habit Willie?
    I still takes some shit for my back even when it doesnt hurt, good times.

     
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    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Look into Ibogaine to help break the cycle. Methadone is a band-aid and just assuming that the future you will make better decisions than the present you is a gambler's fallacy that most addicts fall into. You need to rewire and maybe find a way to take time away from anyone you know who can get you dope. Even if your situation with your job and debtors worsens as a result of taking time away, it is ultimately the only real way to get clean.
    Dr. Drew in da hizzy. Methadone = bandaid + assumption (gambler probablity goes here) - gross generalization x rewiring tidbit.
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Look into Ibogaine to help break the cycle. Methadone is a band-aid and just assuming that the future you will make better decisions than the present you is a gambler's fallacy that most addicts fall into. You need to rewire and maybe find a way to take time away from anyone you know who can get you dope. Even if your situation with your job and debtors worsens as a result of taking time away, it is ultimately the only real way to get clean.
    Dr. Drew in da hizzy. Methadone = bandaid + assumption (gambler probablity goes here) - gross generalization x rewiring tidbit.
    Wow, I would love for you to explain that a little bit. I always love the food critics who can't even operate a microwave.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Dr. Drew in da hizzy. Methadone = bandaid + assumption (gambler probablity goes here) - gross generalization x rewiring tidbit.
    Wow, I would love for you to explain that a little bit. I always love the food critics who can't even operate a microwave.
    I just lost the internet battle of things(even auto save feature) and the dog is staring me down so, later.
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
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    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Dr. Drew in da hizzy. Methadone = bandaid + assumption (gambler probablity goes here) - gross generalization x rewiring tidbit.
    Wow, I would love for you to explain that a little bit. I always love the food critics who can't even operate a microwave.
    Ok, to the point. You managed to presume that "the addict" assumes future events relating to the gambler's fallacy, which is enough on it's own, but the fallacy you described is not the gambler's fallacy.

    Time away from the bad crowd and "rewiriing" is just too vague and no
    ultimate route exists
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
    Dan Druff

    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Lewfeather is on his extreme faggot tip right now coming at everyone but he's still not as annoying is Limit Les.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post

    Wow, I would love for you to explain that a little bit. I always love the food critics who can't even operate a microwave.
    Ok, to the point. You managed to presume that "the addict" assumes future events relating to the gambler's fallacy, which is enough on it's own, but the fallacy you described is not the gambler's fallacy.

    Time away from the bad crowd and "rewiriing" is just too vague and no
    ultimate route exists

    1) There is the Monte Carlo fallacy, which is also called the "gambler's fallacy," but the truth is that there are many things colloquially referred to as gambler's fallacy which generally describe lessons we can only learn through the rule of large numbers, etc. But I am always open to people on this forum trying to poke little holes - it's kind of like when people find small spelling or grammatical issues when they don't have anything of substance to say about the content.

    So the way I am using it here, I am describing how an addict will assume that future events will present a different set of circumstances than the present, when in reality the present is identical to the future and must be treated as such, instead of assuming that one is having a hard time now and because one is having a hard time now, that the future will not be as hard. This is DIRECTLY analogous to the TEXTBOOK definition of the gambler's fallacy, which is when someone betting assumes that the outcomes of the present and the past have influence on the future. Does that make sense? I'll be happy to walk through it for you, in case you are one of those sociopaths who is incapable of recognizing metaphor and analogy.

    2) Time away from the bad crowd and "rewiring" may sound vague to you, who apparently knows nothing about Ibogaine. Getting away from people who do and possess drugs is the best and most direct advice any addict receives. Do you need more specifics? This isn't something that is my opinion, this is common of pretty much any health professional or addiction specialist. I can see how you would need more details if you know nothing about the subject-matter.

    As for re-wiring, maybe spend 2 minutes looking into Ibogaine. It's only the biggest paradigm shift in recent approaches to depression and addiciton and most neuroscientists refer to the action that the drug takes as a "rewiring" of our synapses chains, which can cause drastics shifts in our ability to break cycles and "rewire" our outlook on our past and our future.

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    @dick

    Another person I feel bad for. There's no way you are happy with your life if you just hate on everything I write without even reading it.

    I'll try your tactic.... YOU ARE IGNORANT AS FUCK AND A PERSON WHO CONSTANTLY CALLS EVERYONE ELSE A FAGGOT, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE GAY (OBVIOUS SIGN OF PROJECTION). GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, IMMATURE FAILURE OF A PERSON. I CANT IMAGINE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE IS HAPPY TO KNOW YOU OR BETTER OFF AS A RESULT.

    I don't even read your posts, so get off my dick.
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