Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
2,112 feet, that's how far your car moved. He literally didn't drive it anywhere. Even just across the street, down one aisle to the spot, and return trip having to maybe circle around to pull in and park correctly. That's it. He didn't go joy riding, he didn't go fucking anywhere. Each way he drove it less than one trip around a running track. Ever been to a running track Druff? It's short as hell. 2,112 feet FFS. I could easily run that far in about 3 minutes, so drive time would be about 45-60 seconds even in a parking lot
The 0.4 miles isn't at all the most important part of this story. It's just an extra piece of evidence that they probably drove it a bit off property so they could do whatever without being seen by cameras/management. I don't think they took it on a Ferris Bueller type joyride.

0.4 miles is more than you think. Try driving across the street and back. You are unlikely to see 0.1 clock, let alone 0.4.

But all of this is really a moot discussion, because I don't give a shit if this stuff happened on or off property. I care that some asshole reclined my seat and had a hip hop radio party instead of parking my car.

It's possible your odo. was just about to rollover to the next tenth when you handed it to valet and was at the very start of a new tenth when you got it back. He could of drove 10 feet and the next tenth could of appeared.

but seriously let's cut the bullshit.
Nothing out of the ordinary happened to your car. You're obsessed with getting good value from places you do business. You're an expert at calling various managers and turning petty complaints into incredible savings, respect The valet changes the radio station while parking the car. Druff calls the manager alleging there may of been a party in his car complete with sex, drugs, and hip hop. Bit of an angle shoot? It'll be interesting to see what the manager says the security cameras recorded.