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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder include these features:

    [X] Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
    [X] Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
    [X] Exaggerating your achievements and talents
    [ ] Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
    [X] Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
    [X] Requiring constant admiration
    [X] Having a sense of entitlement
    [X] Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
    [X] Taking advantage of others to get what you want
    [X] Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
    [X] Being envious of others and believing others envy you
    [X] Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder include these features:

    [X] Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
    [X] Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
    [X] Exaggerating your achievements and talents
    [ ] Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
    [X] Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
    [X] Requiring constant admiration
    [X] Having a sense of entitlement
    [X] Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
    [X] Taking advantage of others to get what you want
    [X] Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
    [X] Being envious of others and believing others envy you
    [X] Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
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    Holy fucking track marks. Look at that right arm ffs
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    For God's sake......PLEASE use a spoiler tag for that
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    (I'm) a little preoccupied in Thailand right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Try walking up to a bank teller, and shouting at them, "Hey asshole, you're a sorry piece of shit, this bank sucks, and everyone in here sucks. Now give me my money!"

    You would be escorted out by security, and told to either return when you've calmed down or to request the money by mail.

    And this is when it's YOUR money.

    In this case it's FREE money through a promotional contest. I can think of very few businesses who would pay someone a free prize while they're acting this way.

    I'm not budging on this one. I don't care what public sentiment is on this one. I am demanding a very very low minimum level of respect from people collecting FREE money they won via my site. If they can't show that, they can keep waiting.



    I'll simplify this so your aspergers ridden pea brain can process it Rainman


    A: I am bi-polar

    B: I got fucked by my uncle

    C: I need the money to buy peanut butter so i can put it on my balls and make my stray dogs lick it off

    D: $40 buys a lot of cheap tequila



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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
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    Why does he have to PM YOU when the rules clearly state that the winners need to PM him? Instead you feel entitled for some special privilege when all you do is run around here and shit on the guy... Fuck you. PM him, take your $40 and go start up Tyde 5.0

    This whole "he needs to pm and ask for it" is bullshit. That requirement has NEVER been a manner thing or a stipulation meant to be part of a process. The lone fucking reason that's a "rule" is so Druff is notified, so he is fully aware. Druff CANT say he's unaware Marty is owed.

    Lol at the pettiness here. So Druff, if Marty sends you a pm that says "I won the freeroll. Please send the $40 to ............." you'll send it?? Then 5 minutes later he'll just be spouting off anyways. So what ARE you trying to accomplish really? Forced fake sincerity? GTFO, your line is silly

    And lastly, please try to follow along. ITS NOT YOUR MONEY!!! Imagine how hesitant people will be to donate in the future given your pettiness ITT. You're cutting off your nose to spite your face dude.
    Almost the most retarded argument in the history of retarded arguments. The rules are simple and it isn't down to you to decide the reason for the rules being there.

    Rules not followed = no payout.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post


    Why does he have to PM YOU when the rules clearly state that the winners need to PM him? Instead you feel entitled for some special privilege when all you do is run around here and shit on the guy... Fuck you. PM him, take your $40 and go start up Tyde 5.0

    This whole "he needs to pm and ask for it" is bullshit. That requirement has NEVER been a manner thing or a stipulation meant to be part of a process. The lone fucking reason that's a "rule" is so Druff is notified, so he is fully aware. Druff CANT say he's unaware Marty is owed.

    Lol at the pettiness here. So Druff, if Marty sends you a pm that says "I won the freeroll. Please send the $40 to ............." you'll send it?? Then 5 minutes later he'll just be spouting off anyways. So what ARE you trying to accomplish really? Forced fake sincerity? GTFO, your line is silly

    And lastly, please try to follow along. ITS NOT YOUR MONEY!!! Imagine how hesitant people will be to donate in the future given your pettiness ITT. You're cutting off your nose to spite your face dude.
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    It's mind blowing to me that Druff has to justify and explain his actions to you multiple times on this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Dr. P can receive the $40 at any time, provided he asks in a normal, respectful manner. He doesn't have to kiss ass or grovel. He just needs to ask in a similar fashion to the other 700 people -- without insults, degradation, or demands. That is hardly unreasonable.
    If marty can't act like normal person for 1 private message he and his beggar money can go poof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Serial Fail View Post
    If a casino or online card room did this to a member and said they were shafting them because "They wrote mean emails and insulted our staff." it would be front page news of pokerfraudalert.com

    The money was donated by people other than yourself and he can ask for it, or demand it, in whatever fashion he wants. Pay him and bar him from participation in any future freerolls. Since it isn't your money, I don't think you should have the right to retroactively add requirements on manners when asking for the money.
    If some douche showed up here or on 2+2 and complained that his cashout wasn't being processed until he stopped insulting the staff processing it, I would indeed make it a big news story here.

    Except I would be insulting the idiot who can't tone his behavior down for one minute and ask for his cashout in a businesslike fashion, as well as laughing at the entitled douche who thinks that he's being victimized because he's intentionally acting like an asshole and wondering why no one will serve him until he calms down.
    I love your guys Abbott and Costello routine. It brings a lot of attention and entertainment value. Being the owner, if Marty was that much of a thorn in your side you would just perma ban him. You guys really crack me up. Thanks for the laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Try walking up to a bank teller, and shouting at them, "Hey asshole, you're a sorry piece of shit, this bank sucks, and everyone in here sucks. Now give me my money!"

    You would be escorted out by security, and told to either return when you've calmed down or to request the money by mail.

    And this is when it's YOUR money.

    In this case it's FREE money through a promotional contest. I can think of very few businesses who would pay someone a free prize while they're acting this way.

    I'm not budging on this one. I don't care what public sentiment is on this one. I am demanding a very very low minimum level of respect from people collecting FREE money they won via my site. If they can't show that, they can keep waiting.

    I'll simplify this so your aspergers ridden pea brain can process it Rainman


    A: I am a member in good standing here

    B: I spanked your freeroll

    C: you owe me $40.00


    of course I can't stand your dork ass, and have less than zero respect for you on any level

    no, I will not come crawling to you begging you for tourney winnings

    and keep in mind you're the one that started this thread

    should have just PMed me after I won the freeroll you fucking dweeb


    D: go fuck yourself









    I agree with Marty. Pay this man his money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    Talk about letting personal issues interfere with business.

    If you win the lotto, your winnings arent withheld for being a dickhead.

    I'm disappointed in you Todd.
    You must have misunderstood my post.
    Demeaning sanctimonious implications of my lack of reading comprehension aside.........

    Sigh.

    Its your show, run it how you see fit. I don't have to agree with it to respect it.

    Cheers

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    Dan Druff you must pay Tyde $40.00.

    He has in fact given you explicit instructions (over several posts in this thread) about how he wishes to get paid:

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    take your shitty 40 bucks and stuff it up your ass
    AND

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    you owe me $40.00

    Please do the correct thing and follow both instructions...he has indicated he wants cash.

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    I ask all of you to go easy on Tyde and I am being 100% serious. He has entered the final stage of alcoholism and he is suffering the sings of wet brain, which is essentially dementia. I told him years ago to get to an AA meeting and he refused and his alcoholism continued unchecked.

    He is 52 years old, drinks a 1/5th every day and smokes a pack of cigarettes every day. I am quite confident he is near death and we need to give him his space.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    I ask all of you to go easy on Tyde and I am being 100% serious. He has entered the final stage of alcoholism and he is suffering the sings of wet brain, which is essentially dementia. I told him years ago to get to an AA meeting and he refused and his alcoholism continued unchecked.

    He is 52 years old, drinks a 1/5th every day and smokes a pack of cigarettes every day. I am quite confident he is near death and we need to give him his space.
    Would you consider being his sponsor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    I ask all of you to go easy on Tyde and I am being 100% serious. He has entered the final stage of alcoholism and he is suffering the sings of wet brain, which is essentially dementia. I told him years ago to get to an AA meeting and he refused and his alcoholism continued unchecked.

    He is 52 years old, drinks a 1/5th every day and smokes a pack of cigarettes every day. I am quite confident he is near death and we need to give him his space.
    Would you consider being his sponsor?
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