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  1. 10-08-2015, 01:02 PM #1
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    Joked

    Hickory dickory dock
    Big dick licked my cock
    I skull fucked him twice
    And banged him thrice.
    Hickory dickory dock..
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    Hickory dickory dong
    You're a fucking mong
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Hickory dickory dock
    Big dick licked my cock
    I skull fucked him twice
    And banged him thrice.
    Hickory dickory dock..
    Good start, but the cadence is off on some lines. And it needs punctuation. Try this revision, with a redneck twang added for style.

    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    Big dick done lick my cock.
    Skull fucked him twice,
    And banged him thrice.
    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    P.S. Big dick, your version has too few lines. Refer to this page to review the motivating original:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hickory_Dickory_Dock
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Good start, but the cadence is off on some lines. And it needs punctuation. Try this revision, with a redneck twang added for style.

    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    Big dick done lick my cock.
    Skull fucked him twice,
    And banged him thrice.
    Hickory, dickory, dock.
    P.S. Big dick, your version has too few lines. Refer to this page to review the motivating original:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hickory_Dickory_Dock

    Much better..

    I hate not being able to wright but big dick gives good head, so fuck it.

    .....
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    Gonna need Wiz the fuck in here pronto.
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