How was that $27 lobster?Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins
And the same applies to you Les. Are you enjoying a weekend in Vegas in a posh new hotel. I don't think so. Les can't afford those privileges. And yes I am enjoying every bit of it.
Also I am not finished with this, just because you said your part. I do not agree with it, and want to make sure the people reading understand, I did not target you, I am just reacting to being targeted BY YOU and this whole scam attempt.SrslySirius now that you have made it clear you were the one who pointed this at me in such short order, would you at least to be decent enough to answer some important questions here at least-
Josh, you're a lunatic. Did you know that? Serious question. Have you been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia or persecutory delusional disorder? Because that's what you've got. You need help.
The fact that you're not very bright really compounds it. You don't know how to use logic or reason, so you take a bunch of incidents that seem loosely related in your damaged head and deduce that they all must be closely connected. If your mother called you at the right time, you'd probably believe that she's in on it too. This is why everyone assumes you're a Jsearles dupe. They can't believe that anyone is really this crazy and stupid.
I do vividly remember seeing a freak bleed out of his head on webcam for attention because that's a pretty hard thing to forget. It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I don't remember why you were eventually banned from QuadJacks, but I'm sure it had something to do with you being a fucking psychopath.
Wow, this is such a great point that you keep raising over and over. I have never heard of unsolicited e-mails. What a sophisticated plot. No wonder you shared all your sensitive information like a retard. Quick, someone call the CIA.
No, you're right. I'm behind all of this. I've secretly been running the GetStaked website all this time. I started it with Chuck Kidd because he called into radio that one time, so now we're best friends and business partners. I was so enraged that you won $10 in a freeroll that I researched your screen name on Google and found your e-mail address. Then I sent you an e-mail promising you that you can play on Pokerstars for real money in the United States. It was a risky tactic, because only 1 in a million morons would believe that. And also it never said that you could play online poker in the United States, I just had to hope that you would misinterpret it... and then for some reason fill out a staking application even though you can't play real money poker. Somehow all those stars aligned and you were tricked into sending me your full name and a written confession. Then, instead of using your violent criminal record and mugshots to get the revenge I so badly wanted, I just posted that Josh Schaller multiaccounts poker sites on a website that nobody ever reads. I knew this would provoke you to post all this information on a well-trafficked messageboard, humiliating you publicly by your own actions and freeing me of any suspicion.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you and your brilliant deductive reasoning.
But seriously. Stop assaulting people, scamming businesses, and making baseless accusations. Get yourself some professional psychiatric care. I really mean that.
Without making this overly painful and long, couple quick points.
Who gave you the right in the first place SrslySirius, to put forth the effort and have the authority of doing this great noble deed for this community? Judging by the sounds of this, you were very well aware who I was.
Let it be known you and I do not know one another at all. Never have, so much of all this founded information you lend to as evidence here, wouldn't you admit you do not know me other then that stink at QuadJacks. Which for a long time, you had so many users i was just a number in the crowd. We are starting to get more and more acquainted now. Don't let me help you, form any cracks in that shining and noble armor you so gallantly love to wear.
You were determined to do the community as a whole a great service from the sounds of it, and protect them from the big bad garrett. Has anyone thanked you for this yet? Did you consider the consequences that would have on me?
Sounds noble in theory. Also speaking of accusations that are unfounded, it seems judging by your last line, you have researched me to come those conclusions. I would like to know where you continue to get this "scamming business" in the first place. Seems this was the main epi-center for your noble effort here. Did you bother to read them threads, and how lame they are?
And you have not yet responded to anything I asked, with any factual basis.
Let me start by helping, when my head was cut open, I was jumped by 3 guys who were throwing a raging party up the block and I was walking to the store about 10pm at night. I filed a police report, the 3 guys involved were arrested, and 1 was charged. I was the victim. You made it seem in a bizarre way above, like someone would do that to them-self for attention. I mean SiriuslySirius?
Of course you knowing me so well (a joke obv.), are making it seem like I was a rampaging man, looking for some attention on your ridiculous QuadJacks site so went and deliberately cracked my head open, to somehow selfishly benefit myself. And you are questioning my deductive reasoning ability Thomas? The fact you derived at that point is a little insane in and of itself!
You need to understand something SiriuslySirius, I LOVE POKER, playing poker, not the message-board. That is a fundamental difference between me and you, and ALWAYS will be. Unfortunately Sirius, you do not realize the weight of your words on these message boards it seems. And how much further damaging it is to someone like me, when you take the line you deliberately chose to here. Or do you?
On to another point, you started all that by saying,
"Josh, you're a lunatic. Did you know that? Serious question. Have you been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia or persecutory delusional disorder? Because that's what you've got. You need help."
I promise you, I was not looking to find you into this, at all. In connecting the dots, then reading your early outbursts in the thread, it was glaringly obvious you had some involvement. Then when I broke down the scam email some more, It all led back to QuadJacks via Rounders Row/PPN. That put you on the radar, not too mention the pointed shot you took on the radio.
Now to defend my character some. Seeing as SiriuslySirius is obviously making an attempt to drive that train without me.
It is time you be asked to move over now, and let me state some real facts. You just give a bunch of speculative stuff based on nothing, and I will quote you here; "You don't know how to use logic or reason, so you take a bunch of incidents that seem loosely related in your damaged head and deduce that they all must be closely connected.".
You lend to me being an idiot SiriuslySirius, it is clear you are making your case with my "damaged head". Creative and cute actually. When I got out of the Army and started even playing poker around 06' I went back to school Thomas. I didn't take creative writing, I studied Economics at Rutgers. I know there was much easier ways, but I wouldn't have been satisfied with that, So I took the route I knew would challenge me, and hopefully benefit me down the road. I am not the type to take the easy route Thomas. I ended up at Rutgers. Not such a bad University for such a damaged mind like you imply. Where does your wonderful education come from? I would hope it goes well beyond message board grinding. So it's not fair you get away with projecting a complete image that is totally off.
Also on your last line, let me explain something to you here, I enlisted in the Army in 2004 and joined the infantry, at a time of war. Again their was much easier ways in joiningg the military, then taking an MOS that is technically "boots on the ground". I would question your reasoning that this guy is a total scumbag, scammer, piece of chit as you are trying to so creatively make people think here. I completed boot camp at Ft Benning Dec 2004 and was stationed with the 10th Mountain Division 4th Brigade 2/36 battalion Delta Company, among others. Yes I have a DD-214 (you may not know what that is). This was before I even knew how to play or even cared about poker.
You see I was not scamming business, as you so cleverly put it above in reasoning why you did this. That couldn't be further form the truth. Have I fought yes, have I been charged with misdemeanor battery yes. Interesting never a theft as you seem to be so noble in trying to prevent here.
The Army is another story not meant for here, but it lends to the fact, I am not some criminal mind, like you are trying to make me out to be. When I got out I had a hard time going from infantry life to civilian life in a short period of time. I got out abruptly and had a lot of struggles. Much of which I still deal with today. Maybe you will understand why I am so adamant in defending myself a little more now.
This is more concerning then you want to admit. You seem to have an awful lot of influence on these message boards. Being the successful and honorable message-board grinder you obviously are. Having said that, your approach here would make one with any common sense, question your intentions.
Do you realize, not everyone who loves and plays poker is perfect? What gives you the right to pile on accusations like you have above. Baseless accusations no-less. Even if I did have issues, who are you to enlighten the community, some of this borders on very suspect, and criminal behavior SiriuslySirius. You seem to be awfully brazen these days, I would imagine your feeling that you have much clout in the Poker world, and that enables you to do so.
It would help us all out if you just substantiated, much of what you obviously are passionate about here, with some evidence now. Otherwise it is just hot air being spewed by an angry man SiriuslySirius.
I do not think you necessarily would be dumb enough to be behind GAS, especially considering they used such a moronic tactic. I know you are much more clever. The tangled web, which leads back to QJ is what brought this up in the first place. So in that sense, I wouldn't rule you out as being part of something bigger at all!
This is bigger then just SiriuslySirius, but it is hard not putting you in it somewhere along the way.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
408garrett.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
lol you know zero about my life......................enjoy
We know you spend nearly every waking moment of your life posting on this site. That is enough evidence to conclude you are a fucking loser.
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This thread is remarkable in so many ways.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
This may be the single most retarded thing ever posted on the internet.
I'm now dumber for having read it.
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Garrett why did you steal if you're so good at poker?
You're a complete disgrace and kind of a huge fag too.
Garrett why did you steal if you're so good at poker?
You're a complete disgrace and kind of a huge fag too.
Read the thread. Their was no theft. I did seem to get a personal email from this staking company though, like less than 6 hours after winning this radio freeroll and people all in a hizzy because I was new. I felt the email was directed at me, and asked for my personal information, and I stupidly entered it. Which not long after, interestingly landed here. Some say coincidence, I didnt think so which is why I was so mad.
Anyhow nice 5 month old bump.
Cliffs:
Garrett aka Josh Schaller got dismissed from the army, then from Rutgers, then from jail after committing a felony. He got caught trying to scam a poker site, has been banned from multiple other poker forums, and ends up fagging this site up while trying to fit in and meet like minded fools on the internet.
Did I summarize it all correctly?
Cliffs:
Garrett aka Josh Schaller got dismissed from the army, then from Rutgers, then from jail after committing a felony. He got caught trying to scam a poker site, has been banned from multiple other poker forums, and ends up fagging this site up while trying to fit in and meet like minded fools on the internet.
Did I summarize it all correctly?
Creative attempt at glorifying the story.
They were misdemeanors, not a felon so get your facts straight. And SrslySrius this further confirms your a total scumbag!
Yes you getting convicted of a crime that you committed confirms Thomas is a total scumbagCliffs:
Garrett aka Josh Schaller got dismissed from the army, then from Rutgers, then from jail after committing a felony. He got caught trying to scam a poker site, has been banned from multiple other poker forums, and ends up fagging this site up while trying to fit in and meet like minded fools on the internet.
Did I summarize it all correctly?
Creative attempt at glorifying the story.
They were misdemeanors, not a felon so get your facts straight. And SrslySrius this further confirms your a total scumbag!
Apparently 408mike runs with a really deep crew, Id be careful man. Apparently the Navy SEALS wanted him but he passed because he wanted to get into linguistics. Dude basically was a founding member of Netflix but they cut him loose because it was cheaper than paying him for his ideas. Kids a survivor bro. Lives off cakemix. Keeps pet spiders bro.
Fucks lunch meat, bro.
You dont wanna mess with the 408mike mon. Kids 8 feet tall mon, not counting his hair mon.
And the dude gets his meth rocks off torturing and murdering his neighbors' cats. 408mike is one fucked up individual. Avoid him at all costs and pray to God he doesn't take an interest in you because he will find you, kill you, and jerkoff on your corpse (rip mista cobalina).
Garrett, sorry for bumping this thread, but the need to warn the general public about the very real danger that is 408mike trumps any annoyance you might experience from having this old thread dredged to the surface.
where did he touch you.
garrett: You are a fucking PUNK and talk abotu me like you know about me
garrett: You better cool that off hero
garrett: Because im not some fucking JOKE
garrett: I aint fuckin JASEP chefboyardee
garrett: Thats all, im telling you now. You better lay off implying im a fucking scammer
garrett: Im not joking with you
garrett: Thats serious stuff when it comes to me, given all thats happened!
garrett: You like UFC, you like fighting
garrett: You better back up, here./
garrett: YOU DONT KNOW ME
Shut up, garrett.
jasep chefboyardee is pretty strong
So in the fairness of full disclosure.
I PMd CroweDiddly letting him know he needs to stop talking about me in threads on this forum, liek I am a scammer because it is simply not true. I have consulted some fairly well respected people, including poker player. The consensus was face it head on.
I know I am very whole and good at the core so, if this is the thread you all find all your evidence to damn me with let's just deal with it. Lay it out I am right here to answer it all. lets get to the bottom of why you think and are going on, and on in threads Crowe Diddly implying I am a no good scammer.
In the poker world your integrity is EVERYTHING. Very similar in enlisting and making it to an American military unit, in your respective branch and unit. Your integrity is everything, so I find it funny how I went form being an American Soldier, to being thought of as a no good scammer, on a 4th tier, obscure poker forum. This is why I fight them, fight in general. So many of you all don't know me. Let alone know me in real life.
So glad this got bumped actually. So where are the scams. What's makes this guy no good?
I don't understand this thread. Please explain how I get a stake to Garrett.
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