He likely asked sonny how he beds all the hot 60 yr old ladies.Originally Posted by vegas1369
He likely asked sonny how he beds all the hot 60 yr old ladies.
What do you recommend vegas?
Definitely not scotch. The key to getting a girl drunk is to give her something that doesn't taste like alcohol, not something that's going to make her cringe every time she takes a swig. She will be puking her guts up before you even get a chance to try anything.
Ohhh so you chose scotch to cover up the taste of the rohypnols.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Things were much simpler in our day.
80s weren't that sweet dude
The daughters of your generation are so willing to shove molly up their ass
Ever get laid Krypt?
and how much drakkar noir did you drench yourself in that night?
The saddest part of this is that it was Krypt's peak posting era.
This has got to be the first and only time in history someone has tried to impress a girl with a flask. wtf
Krypt must be too busy shopping for shoes to answer these questions.
In the interest of complete transparency, I will divulge what happened with this girl. Guys, I really suck at picking the RIGHT girls for me. I'm the nice guy, always have been.... to a fault. To be clear, im not a pussy or some naive bystander, either. But, im also not going to ignore a girl that is obsessed with my class and stature. This particular girl that I was referring to in the OP was utterly infatuated with me and there was virtually no way I could ignore her after being on a dry streak. To make matters more complicated we were in the same PAINTING class. We met in the art studio and it was a 3 hour class twice a week; sort of hard to avoid giving off vibes in that environment. Suffice to say that it started out okay, but going to class started to become a chore knowing I would have talk to some boring cunt for 3 hours. She had absolutely nothing interesting to say; horrible taste in music, no art knowledge to speak of, very diminutive figure, and worst of all, CHEAP (as I would later find out). At the time, my friends and I were smoking and drinking a lot, so I decided a flask would be a cool thing to have, if only for the novelty.
I need to do some things today.... Part 2 of this saga to be continued
Don't remember the last time I've read a post that was so entertaining.
Can't wait for part 2.
The only question you need to answer is, before you boiled her into soup, did you roast off her bones to make the soup stock a richer flavor?
Unless you are 12 a flask is never a cool thing to have
Never had a flask (that I can remember), but my goto convo starter was always to keep a pint of Hot Damn 100 in my breast pocket. All you had to do is flash it and they came over squealing like squirrels on fire.
I can remember having a wine skin or two. they were great once you got it broken, a must for most when skiing in Europe not to much here though i see beer cans all over the ski runs and tossed in the trees.Never had a flask (that I can remember), but my goto convo starter was always to keep a pint of Hot Damn 100 in my breast pocket. All you had to do is flash it and they came over squealing like squirrels on fire.
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
Dude are u serious???
A sense of humor and a hard on is all you need..
A chick knows immediately if she is going to fuck you.
Have some confidence and some swag dude, if that's not enough move on.
I know your young but that's already too much work, and believe me all chicks are skanks at heart and I actually think splitthis will agree..
When I was most down on my luck I had buetiful, educated chicks pay my rent and suck my dick.
Sometimes working too hard for a chick is a turnoff to them. All she will do is drink your vodka and have some else sodamize her who never gave her the time of day.
surely this is your best ever post.
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