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    garrett, your balls are showing

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    garrett: best of 5
    garrett: pot limit omaha
    Me: pfft fuck no
    Me: we're playing hold em bitch
    garrett: i play mixed games
    garrett: you dfont even know
    garrett: i have 0 wsop scores
    garrett: but i play pretty big mixed games
    Me: nope you're the next level nlhe player, we're play nlhe

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    escrow and lets get the hu going
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    escrow and lets get the hu going
    He's too busy trying to convince me in instant messenger that he's a "high stakes mixed game player like nobody knows".

    First high stakes player I've met that needs to beg for a stake and coupon his way across the country to Vegas.

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    Someone alert Gerrett's 'cock protector', Lord Pockles, that he is under fire again.

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    Really wish we could just get this going. The constant IM's about the one time he slept on Alex Rocha's couch are starting to get boring.

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    For your reading pleasure:

    garrett: best of 5
    garrett: pot limit omaha
    Me: pfft fuck no
    Me: we're playing hold em bitch
    garrett: i play mixed games
    garrett: you dfont even know
    garrett: i have 0 wsop scores
    garrett: but i play pretty big mixed games
    Me: nope you're the next level nlhe player, we're play nlhe
    garrett: at Borgata
    garrett: lol lets play pot limit omaha
    Me: nope
    garrett: lol
    garrett: kep in mind
    garrett: i like you
    Me: keep in mind i'm not an omaha player
    garrett: its just forum life bullshit
    Me: i've provided and commented on nlhe hands because i'm a nlhe player
    garrett: o get it, but man
    garrett: LOL
    Me: yeah i get it you play high stakes mixed games
    garrett: No one on this nothign site even realizes
    Me: that's why you have to beg for a 1k backing and coupon your way to vegas
    garrett: I can play 10 game mix
    garrett: my best game is 7 stud hi lo
    garrett: 7 stud hi lo
    garrett: with 3 window carsd
    garrett: im so much better then these trolls
    garrett: but i want to be a donk
    garrett: i want you to think i suck
    garrett: im no good
    garrett: im broke
    garrett: i cant even make it to vegas...
    garrett: and ten when i do,,,, THEN WHAT
    Me: all for 60 bucks haha
    garrett: #WorldCLass
    Me: dude you have severe mental issues
    garrett: lol 60 bucks
    garrett: the money is nomal to me
    garrett: i only put a dolal ron the game bc you wouldnt play your best, if we were toplay for free
    garrett: so no offense
    garrett: Ill fucking run you over
    garrett: easily
    Me: lol dude i almost went and just offered up my 60 against nothing of yours
    garrett: LOL you dont get it yet
    Me: apparently
    Me: 10th level thinking check raising 1/4 of your stack semi bluffing with a hand that's 65% to win
    garrett: I ai dont care I will play the same game always
    garrett: I will play my best
    Me: to get marginal hands to fold
    garrett: it wasnt 65%
    garrett: it was way more
    Me: gotta make sure those pocket 2's don't continue
    garrett: maybe not way more
    garrett: but 65% is good
    Me: you were 65% against his range you idiot
    Me: or did you not bother to read the math that i did for your thread to defend you
    garrett: listen
    garrett: i have been playing poker since 2008
    Me: before i realized i was defending an idiot that doesn't understand how bets work
    garrett: Atlantic City
    garrett: My home
    garrett: Atlantic City
    garrett: #world Clas
    garrett: its true
    garrett: many players at the Borgata
    garrett: BORGATA
    garrett: BEST IN THE WROLD
    Me: dude all the good players are at the parx casino
    Me: not atlantic city lol
    garrett: lol thats Matt Glatnz
    Me: no it's not just matt glantz
    garrett: Matt Glantx tryign to get the Borgata REGS
    garrett: to the Parx
    garrett: YES IT IS
    Me: no it really isn't
    garrett: Regs do play Parx
    garrett: im not dawgin Parx
    garrett: but the PArx, does piggy back Borgata
    garrett: via Matt Glantx
    garrett: listen dude im so hooked into the poker world
    garrett: iwish you al knew
    garrett: its true
    Me: there's about 30 dudes with over 500k tournament winnings that play at the parx on the reg
    garrett: Alex rocha
    garrett: nyc_bullets (pokerstars) is my best poker confidant
    garrett: Alex used to sleep on my couch
    garrett: I DONT tell anyone about our fredinship, let alone on PFA
    garrett: I have honestly high level people i talk strategy with
    garrett: and I DONT share it on dont forum TARD PFA
    garrett: WELCOME TO MY WORLD
    Me: uh huh
    Me: grats you know a guy that grinds mid stakes tournaments with medium success and an roi of about 5%
    garrett: what go ask him
    garrett: I knew alex before he was even 20
    garrett: I was at Rutgers and he was playing like $2 games on poekrstars
    garrett: hes an hoenst freind
    garrett: but you never talk abtou HONEST friends in PUBLIC FORUMS
    garrett: so thats who i learn with
    garrett: yeah, and hes world class
    garrett: I have access to people, players YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT
    garrett: I know Phil Ivey
    garrett: JERSEY
    garrett: ATLANTIC CITY
    Me: i'm so scared
    garrett: you donks on fucking PFA think you really are good, PFFFT
    garrett: you shouldnt be scared, you shoudl want to beat me
    garrett: beat me
    Me: did phil ivey teach you to min check raise 1/4 of your stack semi bluff with a hand that's 65% to win
    Me: to get marginal hands to fold
    garrett: No I never learned with phil
    garrett: I met him
    garrett: a few times
    Me: what a surprise
    garrett: its just another guy from jersey
    Me: man you should 1v1 me in hockey for rollz because i totally met lemieux like 20 times
    garrett: I learned how to marginal value situational hand sliek that on my own
    garrett: and we do talk strategy
    Me: and a kid who i went to his birthday party and i talk to hockey about all the time is a pretty big hockey coach
    garrett: not collectively but the New Jersey players do have a bond
    garrett: and none of you all know it
    Me: i can tell that you learned it on your own
    garrett: Tom Dwann/Ivey..
    garrett: All new Jersey
    garrett: JERSEY
    Me: oh no the poker mafia
    Me: i'm scared
    Me: just escrow the fucking money and lets go dude
    garrett: Why can you say i learned it on my own
    garrett: its just a way to liek think marginal value bluff, when your calling anyway
    Me: i really could care less about you, your history of domestic abuse, and your failure to understand the basics of betting
    garrett: so its nto really a bluff, its liek your bluff calling always
    garrett: so if you can bluff like ~i dont know 25% of time
    garrett: but call 100% of time, and they fold 25% of...
    garrett: im shooting from the hip i sghould prob think abotu this more, but its instinct
    garrett: PUINK ASS BITCH
    garrett: JERSEY
    garrett: NEW JERSEY

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    If cmoney wanted to really make money.

    He would allow me to play a large enough sample size that is significant. And if I was -EV I would make a deal to get it back to him. I am that confident that most these kids playing, aren't better than me.

    They may be more well known, or cooler, but I can beat them. Give me a fair sample size before you write me off as 'no good'.
    I'm confident in a lot of things too, you being +ev is not one of them. There are better odds you assault someone at dinner break than make the money
    So what is your reasoning. Share it with us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post

    I'm confident in a lot of things too, you being +ev is not one of them. There are better odds you assault someone at dinner break than make the money
    So what is your reasoning. Share it with us.

    your atrocious play should be at the top of that list.
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    Hey guys what's going on in this thre—


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    escrow and lets get the hu going
    He's too busy trying to convince me in instant messenger that he's a "high stakes mixed game player like nobody knows".

    First high stakes player I've met that needs to beg for a stake and coupon his way across the country to Vegas.


    You are just showing your balls all over this thread. Do you know the rate of busto out here? Some of the best players in the world are doing exactly that. Only difference is people say yes.

     
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    As usual if you need a specific tourney structure or cash table setting up, let me know. But do it quick as I'm only around for the next hour or so.
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    I want to play pot limit Omaha.

    Anonymoose only will play NLHE. If he will play PLO I will send right now.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    As usual if you need a specific tourney structure or cash table setting up, let me know. But do it quick as I'm only around for the next hour or so.
    Should be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.

    Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    As usual if you need a specific tourney structure or cash table setting up, let me know. But do it quick as I'm only around for the next hour or so.
    Should be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.

    Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
    Pot Limit Omaha Superstar.

    Deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    As usual if you need a specific tourney structure or cash table setting up, let me know. But do it quick as I'm only around for the next hour or so.
    Should be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.

    Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
    You both have over 20k.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Can we talk about how as evidence of garrett's incompetence stacks up, he insists on playing more and more high variance games?
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post

    Should be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.

    Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
    Pot Limit Omaha Superstar.

    Deal?
    What part of not playing omaha don't you understand?

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    Here's the deal. You have until 7pm est to have Druff confirm you shipped. We're playing best of 5 NLHE. If I see nothing by then go ahead and ship my 60 to the next freeroll. 10 of it to be a bounty on lewfather. Garrett doesn't qualify for either part of the 60 (the bounty and the prize).

     
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    No mixed games on the site - hold'em and omaha is all I've got kiddo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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