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garrett: best of 5
garrett: pot limit omaha
Me: pfft fuck no
Me: we're playing hold em bitch
garrett: i play mixed games
garrett: you dfont even know
garrett: i have 0 wsop scores
garrett: but i play pretty big mixed games
Me: nope you're the next level nlhe player, we're play nlhe
garrett: at Borgata
garrett: lol lets play pot limit omaha
Me: nope
garrett: lol
garrett: kep in mind
garrett: i like you
Me: keep in mind i'm not an omaha player
garrett: its just forum life bullshit
Me: i've provided and commented on nlhe hands because i'm a nlhe player
garrett: o get it, but man
garrett: LOL
Me: yeah i get it you play high stakes mixed games
garrett: No one on this nothign site even realizes
Me: that's why you have to beg for a 1k backing and coupon your way to vegas
garrett: I can play 10 game mix
garrett: my best game is 7 stud hi lo
garrett: 7 stud hi lo
garrett: with 3 window carsd
garrett: im so much better then these trolls
garrett: but i want to be a donk
garrett: i want you to think i suck
garrett: im no good
garrett: im broke
garrett: i cant even make it to vegas...
garrett: and ten when i do,,,, THEN WHAT
Me: all for 60 bucks haha
garrett: #WorldCLass
Me: dude you have severe mental issues
garrett: lol 60 bucks
garrett: the money is nomal to me
garrett: i only put a dolal ron the game bc you wouldnt play your best, if we were toplay for free
garrett: so no offense
garrett: Ill fucking run you over
garrett: easily
Me: lol dude i almost went and just offered up my 60 against nothing of yours
garrett: LOL you dont get it yet
Me: apparently
Me: 10th level thinking check raising 1/4 of your stack semi bluffing with a hand that's 65% to win
garrett: I ai dont care I will play the same game always
garrett: I will play my best
Me: to get marginal hands to fold
garrett: it wasnt 65%
garrett: it was way more
Me: gotta make sure those pocket 2's don't continue
garrett: maybe not way more
garrett: but 65% is good
Me: you were 65% against his range you idiot
Me: or did you not bother to read the math that i did for your thread to defend you
garrett: listen
garrett: i have been playing poker since 2008
Me: before i realized i was defending an idiot that doesn't understand how bets work
garrett: Atlantic City
garrett: My home
garrett: Atlantic City
garrett: #world Clas
garrett: its true
garrett: many players at the Borgata
garrett: BORGATA
garrett: BEST IN THE WROLD
Me: dude all the good players are at the parx casino
Me: not atlantic city lol
garrett: lol thats Matt Glatnz
Me: no it's not just matt glantz
garrett: Matt Glantx tryign to get the Borgata REGS
garrett: to the Parx
garrett: YES IT IS
Me: no it really isn't
garrett: Regs do play Parx
garrett: im not dawgin Parx
garrett: but the PArx, does piggy back Borgata
garrett: via Matt Glantx
garrett: listen dude im so hooked into the poker world
garrett: iwish you al knew
garrett: its true
Me: there's about 30 dudes with over 500k tournament winnings that play at the parx on the reg
garrett: Alex rocha
garrett: nyc_bullets (pokerstars) is my best poker confidant
garrett: Alex used to sleep on my couch
garrett: I DONT tell anyone about our fredinship, let alone on PFA
garrett: I have honestly high level people i talk strategy with
garrett: and I DONT share it on dont forum TARD PFA
garrett: WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Me: uh huh
Me: grats you know a guy that grinds mid stakes tournaments with medium success and an roi of about 5%
garrett: what go ask him
garrett: I knew alex before he was even 20
garrett: I was at Rutgers and he was playing like $2 games on poekrstars
garrett: hes an hoenst freind
garrett: but you never talk abtou HONEST friends in PUBLIC FORUMS
garrett: so thats who i learn with
garrett: yeah, and hes world class
garrett: I have access to people, players YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT
garrett: I know Phil Ivey
garrett: JERSEY
garrett: ATLANTIC CITY
Me: i'm so scared
garrett: you donks on fucking PFA think you really are good, PFFFT
garrett: you shouldnt be scared, you shoudl want to beat me
garrett: beat me
Me: did phil ivey teach you to min check raise 1/4 of your stack semi bluff with a hand that's 65% to win
Me: to get marginal hands to fold
garrett: No I never learned with phil
garrett: I met him
garrett: a few times
Me: what a surprise
garrett: its just another guy from jersey
Me: man you should 1v1 me in hockey for rollz because i totally met lemieux like 20 times
garrett: I learned how to marginal value situational hand sliek that on my own
garrett: and we do talk strategy
Me: and a kid who i went to his birthday party and i talk to hockey about all the time is a pretty big hockey coach
garrett: not collectively but the New Jersey players do have a bond
garrett: and none of you all know it
Me: i can tell that you learned it on your own
garrett: Tom Dwann/Ivey..
garrett: All new Jersey
garrett: JERSEY
Me: oh no the poker mafia
Me: i'm scared
Me: just escrow the fucking money and lets go dude
garrett: Why can you say i learned it on my own
garrett: its just a way to liek think marginal value bluff, when your calling anyway
Me: i really could care less about you, your history of domestic abuse, and your failure to understand the basics of betting
garrett: so its nto really a bluff, its liek your bluff calling always
garrett: so if you can bluff like ~i dont know 25% of time
garrett: but call 100% of time, and they fold 25% of...
garrett: im shooting from the hip i sghould prob think abotu this more, but its instinct
garrett: PUINK ASS BITCH
garrett: JERSEY
garrett: NEW JERSEY