At 5 months i'm guessing you're going to have to teach your girlfriend a few things before she gets up to speed.
At 5 months i'm guessing you're going to have to teach your girlfriend a few things before she gets up to speed.
"I am asking my girlfriend of 5 months to masturbate in front of me". That's how a person whose brain is not all scrambled from alcohol abuse would have gone about it.Originally Posted by bottomset_69
Aside from that, lol at being with her for 5 months and already asking her to masturbate in front of you. Save that shit for when you've been together for a while and are exploring new avenues. 5 months in is barely enough time in to scratch the surface of sexual exploration. This really only makes sense to me if you are suffering from alchy dick and need help getting it up.
We all knew something was off about Bottomset when he remarked that slutty girls have loose vaginas and Vwls had to correct him. It was reminiscent of the "bags of sand" line in 40 Year Old Virgin. Now that we know that he only fucks infants, it all makes sense!
Sidenote: I had no idea you could make $200k/year driving an ice cream truck.
sex shows from 5 month olds?
change his nick to bottomset_408
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I almost spit pepsi on my laptop when I saw this thread
Thought this website was supposed to be work friendly...
This must be done. Like now.
Bottomset_408, is this true?
This obv.
This thread isn't even undernet friendly.
so how did this turn out
Since his girlfriend would be 2 and a half years old now, i'm sure they worked things out.
heyoooooooooooo
also wheres marty he actually makes this site readable
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