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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    oh u got a big one and u wear it on ur sleeve you keep playing those cards right i see splitthis sugar mommaing you by august of this year
    Why does everyone keep implying this, I think shes a sweet woman but I don't get the inference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    oh u got a big one and u wear it on ur sleeve you keep playing those cards right i see splitthis sugar mommaing you by august of this year

    I am a mean guy, but I have a HUGE heart and am more loyal then most people could ever understand. Sometimes all you need is a chance. And that chance is useless, with a bunch of people who already had too much chance. I havent had a chance yet, to prove I can play.

    I think people will be shocked that I can, and will play in any game and win. That little geek on 2+2 Ike Haxton, LOL. All he does is like Vannessa Selbst, they back one another, so they use a money advantage in a game of cards, which if you know anything about how to break down a 52 card deck, divided by 4 suits, you would know amongst certain players you dont really have a huge edge. Until you start incorporating large sample sizes, which is predicated off money (big bonkrolls). But what I find funny is the 'fanboys' LOL actually think these guys in any game, on any gives day are actually going to win.

    You better be careful, YOU NEVER KNOW who you are dealing with!


    I would love to fuck Ike Haxton up first.

    Of Course he is gonna high ball, he wouldn't play for just 'Pride".

    He would get run over!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    oh u got a big one and u wear it on ur sleeve you keep playing those cards right i see splitthis sugar mommaing you by august of this year
    Why does everyone keep implying this, I think shes a sweet woman but I don't get the inference.



    enough of this mindless back and forth chit chat


    lets see the LUMBER Garrett

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post

    Why does everyone keep implying this, I think shes a sweet woman but I don't get the inference.



    enough of this mindless back and forth chit chat


    lets see the LUMBER Garrett
    Why are you so obsessed with seeing Garrett's cock?

     
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    handicapme, I cant get Ike Haxton cheap.

    Are you ready to play heads up. Radio is about to start.

    I have to prep for beating Haxton. Step up handicapme.

    Lets play leading up to PFA radio. Best of 5 winners choice.

    Why do I think this flake is going to be a no show on radio.

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    Does anyone want to play headsup on PFA, winners choice best of 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Does anyone want to play headsup on PFA, winners choice best of 5.

    cmon this is a poker forum honestly, its 2015. Online poker is truly just a marginal game.

    We can make it for dollars just lets play.

    If I was being a shark I would be asking you all to play PLO. Or Stud H/L, or 8 Game!

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    This is why I genuinely hate the people who populate poker.

    Most the ones in the game are all thinking one anothers EV, and the others who just love a game, cant simply find a game because everyone is worried about losing something. I mean If you think you are going to walk into any poker game in 2015, and not lose at some point you have been lost, and not around poker for over the past decade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    in before Garrett posts pics of his cock










    ONE TIME
    I mean... if you reaaalllly want to see it.

     
    It's short and slimy.

     
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

     





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    jfc garrett shut up





    Srsly really??

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    in before Garrett posts pics of his cock










    ONE TIME
    I mean... if you reaaalllly want to see it.

     
    It's short and slimy.

     
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

     







    lol no way


    Garrett is that your weener bro ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Does anyone want to play headsup on PFA, winners choice best of 5.

    cmon this is a poker forum honestly, its 2015. Online poker is truly just a marginal game.

    We can make it for dollars just lets play.

    If I was being a shark I would be asking you all to play PLO. Or Stud H/L, or 8 Game!

    They don't have 8 game on PFA or I'd play ya for a couple a bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    I mean... if you reaaalllly want to see it.

     
    It's short and slimy.

     
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

     







    lol no way


    Garrett is that your weener bro ?

    Dang you snapped looked at that pic. Why did you wanna see the dudes cock so bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    I mean... if you reaaalllly want to see it.

     
    It's short and slimy.

     
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

     





    lol no way


    Garrett is that your weener bro ?


    is it a greasy micro penis???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daredevil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post


    cmon this is a poker forum honestly, its 2015. Online poker is truly just a marginal game.

    We can make it for dollars just lets play.

    If I was being a shark I would be asking you all to play PLO. Or Stud H/L, or 8 Game!

    They don't have 8 game on PFA or I'd play ya for a couple a bucks.
    Lets play PLO.

    Best of 5 $25 or $100 if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
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    They don't have 8 game on PFA or I'd play ya for a couple a bucks.
    Lets play PLO.

    Best of 5 $25 or $100 if you want.

    PLO is my worst game. I would play mixed games because I enjoy them, otherwise I'd just be playing for money. In which case I'd just go down to my local cardroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daredevil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post

    Lets play PLO.

    Best of 5 $25 or $100 if you want.

    PLO is my worst game. I would play mixed games because I enjoy them, otherwise I'd just be playing for money. In which case I'd just go down to my local cardroom.
    All right NLHE.

    ???? where are you at

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    how the fuck did this turn into a Garrett HU challenge thread ?





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    Wait, you play pfa poker and ship money? Is it escrowed through druff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    how the fuck did this turn into a Garrett HU challenge thread ?





    Because you were supposed to get hammered and you stayed sober all day.

    I almost am certain Marty is on the wagon. Thats cool I respect that but just Admit it man. You are still bone sober.

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