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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    wonder how that new, sparkly UFC code of conduct everyone had to sign says to handle shit like this....
    I actually think that they are in an ok place at 205 pounds to lose him for a while right now. I also think that, potential profit loss not withstanding, Dana is probably ready to cut his ass so he can avoid the headaches that he brings to the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    wonder how that new, sparkly UFC code of conduct everyone had to sign says to handle shit like this....
    I actually think that they are in an ok place at 205 pounds to lose him for a while right now. I also think that, potential profit loss not withstanding, Dana is probably ready to cut his ass so he can avoid the headaches that he brings to the table.
    The sentiment might be true, being sick of Jon's shit, but the money and the competition make this not possible, imo. I don't think he'd ever do it for something like this. Dana won't cut Bones, unless Bones is in jail and can not fight for years. Remember how far out of his way he went to take care of Rampage after his hit-and-run craziness, with more hits and actual police chases and driving on flat tires and leaving the scene with a woman injured? Dana never even considered cutting him, and Jones is now a way more important fighter and a bigger draw.

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    in custody
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    according to tmz, his bond is set at $2500


     
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    the alleged bonesmobile, rental edition.

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    Currently a "free" man. No booze no drugs.

    Judge lifted travel ban. Free on the 2500 bond mentioned above.

    DA has 60 days to decide on charges.

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    So my guess is he gets the felony dropped and pleads to something with some probation and community service.

    As for UFC 187 status my guess is he will still fight until the commission bans him

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    did they seriously not blood test him?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    So my guess is he gets the felony dropped and pleads to something with some probation and community service.

    As for UFC 187 status my guess is he will still fight until the commission bans him
    I doubt the fight happens even though I do hope I'm wrong on that. This is a serious offense and with Jones having repeated legal issues I'm not sure how UFC can just look past this even if the commission don't ban him.

    Even Jon Jones being Dana's golden boy the UFC don't want to be seen in a negative light and they will take a lot of shit if they let this fight continue.

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    lest we forget that the LHW division would do just fucking fine without jones. rumble + gus jockeying for the belt could be literal years of ppv sells.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Jones says nothing obv.



    I'd expect a UFC decision soon especially if they strip him of the belt but I'm kind of surprised Reebok didn't cut him (yet).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Jones says nothing obv.



    I'd expect a UFC decision soon especially if they strip him of the belt but I'm kind of surprised Reebok didn't cut him (yet).
    Actually if Reebok can prove that he was wearing their shoes while he fled the scene of the crime on foot, Jones should get a bonus.

     
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    Jones should reenact a commercial for Snickers....

    Show him running from the car and cut to him in jail...Not going anywhere for a while?


    Grab a Snickers.

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    "I was always the kid who snitched on the kids who had pot...I was just down for people doing the right thing." - J. Jones

     
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    Piece of dumb shit.

    Ill watch Cormier v Johnson, but I will not enjoy it.

    My guess is Gustafson was offered the fight and declined.

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    lolfc... I'll just leave this here:


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