Tyde have you checked her oil yet? Make sure she's not a dude.
Tyde have you checked her oil yet? Make sure she's not a dude.
seriously, only a fag would know this or care.Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner
First Ive heard of absolut being a bluer collar vodka, but of course it has nothing to do with that. It does have to do with money, tho. Absolut has long purchased ads in gay publications, touting their drink. I mean back in the day, when it wasnt cool to advertise in The Advocate. Also gave money to causes, etc. Gays paid attention to that shit, and supported the brand back.
Cmon, a swedish vodka blue collar? Over Russian, Polish, etc?
Sorry man, I meant ti green rep you lolReally? When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was a gay Swedish Jew. Sweden took in quite a few Jews after the war. And, FYI, there are homos everywhere. It was in the early 1980s, and he hadn't yet come out of the closet. When he told me years later I didn't give a shit. He was still the same dude as far as I was concerned. Good friends are hard to find.
Or, anyone who's been around advertising, or the liquor industry. They know. If they're worth their shit.seriously, only a fag would know this or care.
As I pointed out already, youre the one who cares. You brought up gay vodka. I just let you know that it was absolut.
Regarding the important subjects of the thread, Absolut is still made in Sweden but the brand has been owned by Pernod since 2008.
And out of the Scandinavian jews during ww2 only Norway lost any major numbers, they gave away a third of theirs to Nazis and the rest moved to Sweden. Most of danish jews moved to Sweden. Swedish jews just all stayed in Sweden and the only jews we (Finns) lost were on the battlefront. In 3 different wars we lost 22 jews, on our own (winter war), allied with the Nazi Germany (continuation war) and the last one against Nazi Germany (lapland war). In the Continuation war 3 of our jews were awarded with German Iron Crosses and we had a field synagogue on the battlefront.
Slava Ukraini!
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
If I was trying to pull such a fine specimen at that ripe old age - I'd likely tell her about my prowess as a professional poker player and also include my latest $30k odd scores... Would also make that sound like it was just another day at the office.
Then I reckon within 24 hours the peasant bitch would be deepthroating my cock with a fair amount of urgency..
Tyde I'm telling you now - That cunt is going to busto you like you won't believe.
And that is probably your best case scenario. Because I see her wised up to fuck hardened eyes. And if she is under the impression that you're worth more than you actually are.... then good fucking game...
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
I would suggest the next time you're pounding that hot ass that you dig out a little bit of loose turd on the tip of your cock and smear your initials on each cheek of that ass... Then bust out a tale of woe how you busted your roll playing drunk the night before..
That is your only out here.
Same thing happened in south Georgia to a client of mine. He was staying at cheap hotel, working during the week. He was foreman and holding a few thousand dollars cash to pay the illegal workers. He found a whore and took her to his room. She saw the $. She fucked him and left and then came back w/ her pimp-boyfriend and another dude and beat him without mercy. When the cops got there the next day they presumed he was dead and started the crime scene work. While that was going on someone realized he was breathing. He's now retarded.
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
If I was trying to pull such a fine specimen at that ripe old age - I'd likely tell her about my prowess as a professional poker player and also include my latest $30k odd scores... Would also make that sound like it was just another day at the office.
Then I reckon within 24 hours the peasant bitch would be deepthroating my cock with a fair amount of urgency..
Tyde I'm telling you now - That cunt is going to busto you like you won't believe.
And that is probably your best case scenario. Because I see her wised up to fuck hardened eyes. And if she is under the impression that you're worth more than you actually are.... then good fucking game...
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
I would suggest the next time you're pounding that hot ass that you dig out a little bit of loose turd on the tip of your cock and smear your initials on each cheek of that ass... Then bust out a tale of woe how you busted your roll playing drunk the night before..
That is your only out here.
with all due respect, marty's already retarded.Same thing happened in south Georgia to a client of mine. He was staying at cheap hotel, working during the week. He was foreman and holding a few thousand dollars cash to pay the illegal workers. He found a whore and took her to his room. She saw the $. She fucked him and left and then came back w/ her pimp-boyfriend and another dude and beat him without mercy. When the cops got there the next day they presumed he was dead and started the crime scene work. While that was going on someone realized he was breathing. He's now retarded.
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
If I was trying to pull such a fine specimen at that ripe old age - I'd likely tell her about my prowess as a professional poker player and also include my latest $30k odd scores... Would also make that sound like it was just another day at the office.
Then I reckon within 24 hours the peasant bitch would be deepthroating my cock with a fair amount of urgency..
Tyde I'm telling you now - That cunt is going to busto you like you won't believe.
And that is probably your best case scenario. Because I see her wised up to fuck hardened eyes. And if she is under the impression that you're worth more than you actually are.... then good fucking game...
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
I would suggest the next time you're pounding that hot ass that you dig out a little bit of loose turd on the tip of your cock and smear your initials on each cheek of that ass... Then bust out a tale of woe how you busted your roll playing drunk the night before..
That is your only out here.
pretty decent post, ciroc drinking silly cunt. everyone probably including marty knows she is using him because she thinks he has money. i never figured she had a plan in motion like you speak of but it makes perfect sense. third world country shenaningans ftw.
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
If I was trying to pull such a fine specimen at that ripe old age - I'd likely tell her about my prowess as a professional poker player and also include my latest $30k odd scores... Would also make that sound like it was just another day at the office.
Then I reckon within 24 hours the peasant bitch would be deepthroating my cock with a fair amount of urgency..
Tyde I'm telling you now - That cunt is going to busto you like you won't believe.
And that is probably your best case scenario. Because I see her wised up to fuck hardened eyes. And if she is under the impression that you're worth more than you actually are.... then good fucking game...
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
I would suggest the next time you're pounding that hot ass that you dig out a little bit of loose turd on the tip of your cock and smear your initials on each cheek of that ass... Then bust out a tale of woe how you busted your roll playing drunk the night before..
That is your only out here.
You know if Tyde had simply said, "Hey here is this gal I am banging and I get it, she is leeching because I am paying for everything", then I would give props because under that scenario props are deserved. But to refer to basically a one night stand as a "girlfriend" just shows you just how delusional he is.
My guess is he will be loaning her money before long if it has not already happened.
I used to date 'hot' bar flys, and after the first week they are terrible and Jewdonk is going to find that out when he is out of his winnings.
What if he isn't hitting it? That would be lol. I actually believe Marty is a homo. Not that its a bad thing but just come out and be free dude. It's 2015.
Of course its a rolling in progress. Tyde actually thinks she likes him for his charming personality and 1989 jeep. I can see him boasting about being a Pro Poker player and she likely is dumb enough to believe it and that he is rich. She goes back to the barrio and discusses she is banging some rich American, and the plan is in motion. I can just see Tyde strapped to a chair one night with this bitch slapping him screaming "Where is the money!!!".
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
Let me tell you how delusional Jewdonk is. I offered to buy Tydepoker for $1,700 back in like 2010, yeah it was stupid but I actually thought I could make a few bucks off of it back in the day. Anyway, he said no fucking way, and his logic was he had just posted a PokerStars banner in the header and he was going to make all this affiliate money. Then a year later when he busted out of Vegas he offered the site for a mere $1,000, lol. This was AFTER is has been hacked. I was like bro you mad?
What a douche.
WTF is that on top of her lip? A fish hook?
Love has no age barriers you dumbasses. Of course Marty is tapping that ass. You trolls are just jealous. Those fags won't be invited to the wedding
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you guys sure enjoy jumping to conclusions. Talking about all this banging that's going on. Let's see a picture of them together, if there is one
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Marty playing this perfectly. Not only does he have a legit brag picture but if something ever happens to him pfa can provide her picture to authorities.
Jokes on you, you have 5 times as many Sami people and you recognized them as Indigenous people. Once they run out of that sweet reindeer cash they are gonna be all about casinos and weed dispensaries.
Jokes on you, we have oil you have nokiaJokes on you, you have 5 times as many Sami people and you recognized them as Indigenous people. Once they run out of that sweet reindeer cash they are gonna be all about casinos and weed dispensaries.
Slava Ukraini!
lolooool I go on a few dates with a smoking hot 21 year old and you faggots spin out of control
totally pathetic
I'm not getting married or 'rolled'
just taking out a nice girl
retards
Whoa, dude. You just referred to her as "your girl" which was positively stupid. Now 24 hours later she is just some neighbor that you are taking out on a few dates. Yep, she is 29 years younger than you and can barely speak English, you can barely speak Spanish. Fuck, this is a Love Story if I have ever seen it. Makes a lot of sense. When you are being whipped with a rubber club in a basement asking for your bank account, think about this thread. I can only imagine the jet setting bullshit you are spewing down there.
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