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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
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    I think Marty is in love with tine.
    I do not think there are any homosexual tendencies or feelings, in fact I refuse to believe that. I think its more an inner jealously and closet admiration. Jewdonk has always appreciated witty posters and Sonatine is the wittiest of them all.

    Let me put it like this, if Sonatine were a novelist, Jewdonk would buy his books and read them over and over, much like a teenager does with Harry Potter.


    Do you have a buzzer that goes off like when you're waiting for a table at a restaurant when the words 'Marty' or 'Tyde' are posted???


    Jesus Christ, I've never seen anyone who stays dormant like you do until someone brings up Tyde. It's fucking disturbing
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    Death from cirrhosis is no fucking joke. Once you get Edema put a fork in yourself because you're essentially done. Except it will be a very slow horrible death. My father died from this. It was from hepitittis and budweiser. We went to a basketball game together and he was fine. About two days later he had Edema, where he started bloating like a mother fucker. I started taking him to his doctors appointment and I could see the death in him even though he didn't die for about a year. He immediately got skinny and horrible looking. The meds he took saved him for a while....I'd even go as far as to say he got better.

    However, once they stopped working it came quick and it was fucking awful. Hopefully none of you fucks ever have to see something like that.

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    Jesus fucking christ. Now I understand druffs post. Next time I will just fuck the sheboon.

    Still though, even when sober I feel MM has to have a children dungeon. Felt the creepy so damn hard. Most overwhelming feeling of child snuff in my life.

    I have that don't pile on mentality so hard ingrained in me and I'm still saying it. Like if I met Osama and Ted k And Tim Mc Vay or even like barackbar obomba I would look for the good. And still I'm saying this.
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    They call Budweiser weasel piss in New Zealand; what surprised me more was the fact that they even had Budweiser there. When I asked the bartender why they had Budweiser in New Zealand, he told me it was because Americans actually drank that shit in NZ, which is preposterous because NZ has God beer.

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    bud heavy is nasty shit. bud light is watery piss. bud lite lime is my go to golf/beach beer. More of a vodka guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Death from cirrhosis is no fucking joke. Once you get Edema put a fork in yourself because you're essentially done. Except it will be a very slow horrible death. My father died from this. It was from hepitittis and budweiser. We went to a basketball game together and he was fine. About two days later he had Edema, where he started bloating like a mother fucker. I started taking him to his doctors appointment and I could see the death in him even though he didn't die for about a year. He immediately got skinny and horrible looking. The meds he took saved him for a while....I'd even go as far as to say he got better.

    However, once they stopped working it came quick and it was fucking awful. Hopefully none of you fucks ever have to see something like that.

    Yeah, sure he did

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    bud heavy is nasty shit. bud light is watery piss. bud lite lime is my go to golf/beach beer. More of a vodka guy.
    Do you know who produces the "Kirkland" vodka that's sold at Costco???

    Grey goose..... Yep. Personally, I just buy the little grey goose bottles because I'm not a Jew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide View Post

    Do you have a buzzer that goes off like when you're waiting for a table at a restaurant when the words 'Marty' or 'Tyde' are posted???


    Jesus Christ, I've never seen anyone who stays dormant like you do until someone brings up Tyde. It's fucking disturbing


    way beyond creepy


    this like 4 years running now


    crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    bud heavy is nasty shit. bud light is watery piss. bud lite lime is my go to golf/beach beer. More of a vodka guy.
    Do you know who produces the "Kirkland" vodka that's sold at Costco???

    Grey goose..... Yep. Personally, I just buy the little grey goose bottles because I'm not a Jew.
    Is this a gag or is this true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    bud heavy is nasty shit. bud light is watery piss. bud lite lime is my go to golf/beach beer. More of a vodka guy.
    Do you know who produces the "Kirkland" vodka that's sold at Costco???

    Grey goose..... Yep. Personally, I just buy the little grey goose bottles because I'm not a Jew.
    F Grey Goose. I drink Absolut.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Death from cirrhosis is no fucking joke. Once you get Edema put a fork in yourself because you're essentially done. Except it will be a very slow horrible death. My father died from this. It was from hepitittis and budweiser. We went to a basketball game together and he was fine. About two days later he had Edema, where he started bloating like a mother fucker. I started taking him to his doctors appointment and I could see the death in him even though he didn't die for about a year. He immediately got skinny and horrible looking. The meds he took saved him for a while....I'd even go as far as to say he got better.

    However, once they stopped working it came quick and it was fucking awful. Hopefully none of you fucks ever have to see something like that.
    End stage liver is the most terrible death. Number 2 is end stage copd. Death by slow suffocation terrible to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    The thing is, Jewdonk looks at anyone whose fundamentally content/secure as 'smug'. When he gets drunk and starts to accidentally digest what he's become as an adult, everything around him looks creepy and hostile and manipulative. This is why everyone he has any issue with is immediately regarded as 'dark', 'negative', 'creepy', etc. Because thats how it feels to be an outsider looking in at people with families, friends, careers, social safety nets, so on. It must be terrifying for him.
    Ahem..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post

    Do you know who produces the "Kirkland" vodka that's sold at Costco???

    Grey goose..... Yep. Personally, I just buy the little grey goose bottles because I'm not a Jew.
    Is this a gag or is this true?
    Just a rumor. They are made at the same region in France and use the same water source. It matters in vodkas since all they are is watered down spirits. In non flavored vodkas what you taste is just impurities from distillation/filtering and most of it comes from the water that was used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post

    Is this a gag or is this true?
    Just a rumor. They are made at the same region in France and use the same water source. It matters in vodkas since all they are is watered down spirits. In non flavored vodkas what you taste is just impurities from distillation/filtering and most of it comes from the water that was used.
    I've heard that it's just cheap vodka with good branding.

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    Picked up a bottle of "Ciroc" snap frost vodka from the airport and it's fucking delicious.


    5 times distilled and French made..


    I have a couple with tonic when get in of an evening and a small one with fresh orange at breakfast that acts as a nice little livener.


    Also pretty nice drank neat. But fuck that.


    Would highly recommend anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Picked up a bottle of "Ciroc" snap frost vodka from the airport and it's fucking delicious.


    5 times distilled and French made..


    I have a couple with tonic when get in of an evening and a small one with fresh orange at breakfast that acts as a nice little livener.


    Also pretty nice drank neat. But fuck that.


    Would highly recommend anyway.

    Ciroc Coconut and Red Berry are the consensus for best flavored Ciroc I think. Snap frost must be new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Picked up a bottle of "Ciroc" snap frost vodka from the airport and it's fucking delicious.


    5 times distilled and French made..


    I have a couple with tonic when get in of an evening and a small one with fresh orange at breakfast that acts as a nice little livener.


    Also pretty nice drank neat. But fuck that.


    Would highly recommend anyway.

    And you have the nerve to ever say anyone else sucks? If you drink ciroc as if its something special u best be a n-word hooker an pronounce it thirrock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Picked up a bottle of "Ciroc" snap frost vodka from the airport and it's fucking delicious.


    5 times distilled and French made..


    I have a couple with tonic when get in of an evening and a small one with fresh orange at breakfast that acts as a nice little livener.


    Also pretty nice drank neat. But fuck that.


    Would highly recommend anyway.

    And you have the nerve to ever say anyone else sucks? If you drink ciroc as if its something special u best be a n-word hooker an pronounce it thirrock.
    lol wut wut?


    I picked up my usual bottle of vodka from duty free as it's super cheap and only commented on it because there is a vodka discussion on this very page.

    And I bought it because I enjoyed my little sampler, not because I believed it was "special"... Think it was even cheaper than what I normally grab. Which is the Grey Goose. You soft twat.

    Also, who did I say sucked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Picked up a bottle of "Ciroc" snap frost vodka from the airport and it's fucking delicious.


    5 times distilled and French made..


    I have a couple with tonic when get in of an evening and a small one with fresh orange at breakfast that acts as a nice little livener.


    Also pretty nice drank neat. But fuck that.


    Would highly recommend anyway.

    And you have the nerve to ever say anyone else sucks? If you drink ciroc as if its something special u best be a n-word hooker an pronounce it thirrock.
    Speaking of someone who never logged off the site, lives on this page- BGC is quickly becoming Sonatine, except he is less interesting. The dude was in Vegas, and posting alone in his hotel room. Tight life. Get some friends maybe, or a hooker?

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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