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    Confessions of a Poker Writer: How to Get Banned From 2+2

    This dude learns the hard way about 2p2's jingoistic ways

    http://calvinayre.com/2015/02/19/pok...anned-from-22/

    “Bulletin Message: You have been banned for the following reason: Spam, spam, nothing but spam. Date the ban will be lifted: Never.”

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    honestly tho if youre writing about poker youve made bigger mistakes than getting banned on 4.
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    Lee Davy is the absolute worst.

     
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    honestly tho if youre writing about poker youve made bigger mistakes than getting banned on 4.
    Getting banned from 2+2 is a mistake? Or a badge of honor?

     
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      big dick: badge of honor.

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    Id bet I have the most bannings of anyone ever on that jew run site.Professional poker you faggot 2p2 mod can you confirm if anyone has more banned accounts than me?Why don't you dumb jews stop censoring everything?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Id bet I have the most bannings of anyone ever on that jew run site.Professional poker you faggot 2p2 mod can you confirm if anyone has more banned accounts than me?Why don't you dumb jews stop censoring everything?
    I'm pretty sure I have the honor of the quickest ban ever.

     
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    go ahead bootsy im all ears....

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    go ahead bootsy im all ears....
    http://http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/search.php?searchid=46659126

     
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    In the About The Forums forum, if someone starts a thread complaining about a moderator, they get ripped to shreds by other moderators. Sometimes there will be a valid grievance about a mod, but it doesn't matter, those ass holes just pile on. They sound like a bunch of squawking chickens.
    the bullet hit trump but took out biden.

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    Getting banned from 4 is simple. It's a fucking nazi regime over there

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    If I were ever to see microbob( who isn't a mod anymore) I would beat the dog shit out of him, probably give that cunt alobar a slap too

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    they probably would have taken his interviews more seriously if he had a parrot on his shoulder

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    this really needs to be : something

    druff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    go ahead bootsy im all ears....
    http://http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/search.php?searchid=46659126
    That link doesn't work but the post is quite funny so, even though it is on 4, here goes: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...7&postcount=82

     
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Not to defend the assholes at 4, but this Davy guy seems like a fucking dumbass. He knows they have a no link posting policy and yet he keeps doing it because he somehow feels its his right to do. Then he gets banned and whines in his blog about it. Ive seen a lot of bad stories of unjust bans on 4 but not this one. Guy was just a retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cokehead View Post
    Not to defend the assholes at 4, but this Davy guy seems like a fucking dumbass. He knows they have a no link posting policy and yet he keeps doing it because he somehow feels its his right to do. Then he gets banned and whines in his blog about it. Ive seen a lot of bad stories of unjust bans on 4 but not this one. Guy was just a retard.
    He shamefully treats CalvinAyre like his personal blog, like all the time, but that's actually his client. This is all written on their dime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    honestly tho if youre writing about poker youve made bigger mistakes than getting banned on 4.
    Getting banned from 2+2 is a mistake? Or a badge of honor?
    Maybe we could have a contest on getting banned at 2+2. We all wire like 10 bucks to Druff. Set up fake accounts and see how many get the boot over a 3 month period. I am game.

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