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    if you dont blow at least 700 at the hong kong gentlemens club youre doing it all wrong mart

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    Serious question.

    Were you sober when you won?

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    real reason Tyde won (hoser is GOD BTW, him and Tyde just don't see eye to eye sometimes)



    u scumbags better step up this weekend
    [1/17/2015 10:15:15 PM] mark: 1 ft each or I bring hoser back to the chat

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    Congrats on the score. Gotta say I can't blame you for ditching the Rover, and even more pleased you're picking up a Wrangler. The one you showed is a leaf-sprung YJ, and looks really nice, but you really want to get on your knees and check the frame rails in two or three spots...one is behind the steering gear on the driver's side, and the other is on both sides behind the center point of the rear axle. Tap it with a small ball-peen hammer if you have one available, it will sound soft and won't reverberate if the frame is shit. Another spot to check, but much more difficult to do so is under the skid plate that holds the transmission/transfer case to the frame.

    Any weakness here is an extremely valid reason to RUN away from it. I don't care how good the body looks, or how well it drives, if your frame takes a dump on you while you're bajaing down the coast, you will likely not remain upright.

    I've got a coil-sprung TJ (2000) set up for rock crawling that I absolutely love. I go out to Moab Utah once a year wheeling and it's always a blast and breathtaking scenery. My rig is the white one.



    Wrench

    I had a sick 95 Wrangler Sport when I lived in Sactown maybe 7 years ago or so

    It was jet black with nice offroad tires and classy looking rims. I installed an awesome Alpine sound system too

    I loved that car

    driving back and forth from Sacramento to Napa with the top off was the best

    anyway, I totalled it when I T-boned this stoner black dude trying to make a left turn across 4 lanes of traffic when I was coming over a rise in the road....hit the brakes and slid on the asphalt at least 30 yards before drilling him right on the driver side doing at least 40 mph

    its a miracle he didn't die. obv they ruled it his fault.

    His insurance company USAA shelled out 9500 bucks when I only bought it for 6K

    I think they wanted to make sure I didn't sue them or claim injury

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Serious question.

    Were you sober when you won?


    was sipping beers early in the tourney

    but wasn't 'drunk' by any means

    I think it was probably level 10 when I was in the top 100 I started to take it more seriously and had my last one

    had 5 beers all day but nothing late in the tourney

    I was drinking water and one of those Starbucks mocha cold drinks

    chain smoking like a motherfucker though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
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    marty thanks for asking how I am feeling TBH I HAVE BEEN FEELING LIKE CRAP LATWLY. MY DOCTOR WONT GIVE ME ANYTHING WORTH A DAMN for pain (looking for a new Dr). I hope you do right with this score. congrats again. Well done .SSi has dicked me around getting my benefits started but hopefully it will be right next month.
    What exactly happened to you? I get the fact you had a stroke, but what does that mean? You able to get around or wheel chair bound? Also why do you need pain meds? Curious is all.

    Curious on the warning signs? I think about things like strokes, heart attacks, aneurisms from time to time and wondering what the warning signs are? My BMI is very good and my BP is routinely in the 120s / 80s, blood sugars levels near perfect. Every now and then I get a little dizzy and wondering if a stroke might be kicking in. I dunno. Just looking for warning signs.
    I am wheelchairbound for right now, the stroke left me paralyzed on my left side. I have been doing some driving lately and I should be starting some intense rehab very shortly, the pain is from my left shoulder which is frozen and very painful. I am currently on zanex as I was constantly worrying about having another stroke and it has helped a lot. I didn't really have any warning sighns prior to my stroke. Hell the morning I had it I just thought I was extremely high as I always smoked a couple blunts before heading off to work. it wasn't until I made it to the office and two of my female co workers knew instantly that something was wrong. they called an ambulance and I was at the hospital within 10 minutes.

     
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    Tyde should be paid by poker sites.

    Even just this thread made me launch a couple late night tourneys here.

    Edit: haven't played online in months

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post

    What exactly happened to you? I get the fact you had a stroke, but what does that mean? You able to get around or wheel chair bound? Also why do you need pain meds? Curious is all.

    Curious on the warning signs? I think about things like strokes, heart attacks, aneurisms from time to time and wondering what the warning signs are? My BMI is very good and my BP is routinely in the 120s / 80s, blood sugars levels near perfect. Every now and then I get a little dizzy and wondering if a stroke might be kicking in. I dunno. Just looking for warning signs.
    I am wheelchairbound for right now, the stroke left me paralyzed on my left side. I have been doing some driving lately and I should be starting some intense rehab very shortly, the pain is from my left shoulder which is frozen and very painful. I am currently on zanex as I was constantly worrying about having another stroke and it has helped a lot. I didn't really have any warning sighns prior to my stroke. Hell the morning I had it I just thought I was extremely high as I always smoked a couple blunts before heading off to work. it wasn't until I made it to the office and two of my female co workers knew instantly that something was wrong. they called an ambulance and I was at the hospital within 10 minutes.
    Bloodwork- Had you had any done within the year or 2 prior?

    I know you told me you were a smoker but was your diet bad leading up to this as well?

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    still can use a bit of help.
    http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    still can use a bit of help.
    http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c
    IMO you should put this in your signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post

    I am wheelchairbound for right now, the stroke left me paralyzed on my left side. I have been doing some driving lately and I should be starting some intense rehab very shortly, the pain is from my left shoulder which is frozen and very painful. I am currently on zanex as I was constantly worrying about having another stroke and it has helped a lot. I didn't really have any warning sighns prior to my stroke. Hell the morning I had it I just thought I was extremely high as I always smoked a couple blunts before heading off to work. it wasn't until I made it to the office and two of my female co workers knew instantly that something was wrong. they called an ambulance and I was at the hospital within 10 minutes.
    Bloodwork- Had you had any done within the year or 2 prior?

    I know you told me you were a smoker but was your diet bad leading up to this as well?
    I was in the hospital in January 2013 and had bloodwork done. my diet sucked bad but now I am doing a lot better. ive lost a lil over 100 lbs so far.

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    Yeah, nice score dumbass

    Tydetard

    You couldn't get more than 17K? Only 16,000+ people in the tourney? Pffff... waste of time

    cripes, you would have been more productive doing your normal trolling.















































    Insert random sarcasm gif here:

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    still can use a bit of help.
    http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c
    IMO you should put this in your signature.
    how do I do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    still can use a bit of help.
    http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c
    Shipped $100

    You have always been a good shit and have even given me plenty of stakes over the years.

    Im glad I had a chance to help you back. If im ever in your area, ill look you up.

    Good luck

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ugaistheteam View Post
    still can use a bit of help.
    http://www.gofundme.com/i3749c
    Shipped $100

    You have always been a good shit and have even given me plenty of stakes over the years.

    Im glad I had a chance to help you back. If im ever in your area, ill look you up.

    Good luck
    Thanks so much. iJust took a piss standing up for the first time since June 16th!

     
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    also I wanted to give a few shout outs to...




    CHINA:
    for getting on me lately to get more serious about poker and pushing me for a final table. I have been cashing a lot more lately, but the bottom line is that in MTT's its pretty much the final table or nothing. The payouts on Stars are so absurdly horrible unless you final table and he got me to realize that and to push harder to make the final 9

    DISH:
    he is a POG but he has been crushing smaller tourneys on Sportsbook poker making a ton of money and making a lot of final tables He's been really motivating me to sharpen my game. Dish is my nig for life. We go way back all the way to like 2005 when he staked me and then busted my roll playing heads up shoving his 5/2os preflop into my K/K and then laughing his ass off when he cracked them. what a scumbag

    CHAPS:
    railing the final table last night. I am not a big fan of Canadians because so many of them are total clowns, but Chaps is the man. That's pretty much all there is to it. He breaks the mold when it comes to Canada.



    you guys all own and thanks for the support and encouragement and for busting my balls to be a better poker player

     
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    chaps is like the 4th worst person in canada bro

     
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    damn couldn't pull off a Tyde.

    min cashed a $200 tourney for $440ish

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    Congrats, that is a hell of a field.

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    thanks Avon I appreciate it man

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