Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 74

Thread: My house was broken into when I was home and I caught the bitch.

  1. #21
    Bronze mwh72's Avatar
    Reputation
    156
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    251
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy Brewster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    Love me some Lizzy.

    Tell those fucking losers how it is girl.
    I cant tell if you want to fuck me or Sea Cow? Fucking stalking me knowing all the trouble I been in. I will drive over to KC and punch your relatives in the face you little faggot ass bitch

    Name:  
Views: 
Size:
    You obv.

    Post moar.
    Last edited by mwh72; 01-02-2015 at 09:51 AM.
    Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

    The problem with the world today is that nobody does anything based on principal anymore.

    If you reach your 80's, consider your life in overtime. Sudden death overtime.

    I'll never understand how swimmers get bitten by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

  2. #22
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1285
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    12,192
    Load Metric
    109986620
    LIZZ GOAT

  3. #23
    Silver
    Reputation
    280
    Join Date
    Mar 2020
    Posts
    675
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Bullet Bill, is this true?

     
    Comments
      
      Corrigan: I lol'd
      
      JACKDANIELS: beat me

  4. #24
    NoFraud Poker Room Manager Belly Buster's Avatar
    Reputation
    1349
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    England
    Posts
    3,636
    Load Metric
    109986620
    I was just thinking we needed more women and gays on this site to meet equality guidelines.

    With that said, pretty sure if you post some vids of you two making out we can arrange for all charges to be dropped.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
    #FREEJACK #NEVERFORGET

    NoFraud Online Poker Room: http://nofraud.pokerfraudalert.com:8087. For password resets and reload requests PM me.

  5. #25
    Bronze Benford's Avatar
    Reputation
    40
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    213
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Mmmm...how did Lizzy figure out that some random guy she stole tools from is Sea Cow on PFA forums?

    Internet is such a huge place; she really found a needle in the haystack!

     
    Comments
      
      1marley1: brilliant

  6. #26
    Banned
    Reputation
    15
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    9
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by Benford View Post
    Mmmm...how did Lizzy figure out that some random guy she stole tools from is Sea Cow on PFA forums?

    Internet is such a huge place; she really found a needle in the haystack!
    Are you familiar with Google SEO you inbred fuck? Type my full name into Google and see how long it takes to find this thread. You're lucky I cant give any more red rep for 24 hours or I would give you 12 at least. Good I hate stupid fucking people. You definitely need one of these:

    Name:  gun.jpg
Views: 947
Size:  4.6 KB

    Maybe you should post less. I was going to say think first before you post, but I dont think you are capable. Little dicked homo bitch

    EDIT***** Why cant I post more than 6 times in a day? This is some bunk ass bull shit. I cant respond or post more inflammatory shit. Fuck this place, and all you weird creepy motherfuckers

     
    Comments
      
      Belly Buster: free jsearles22
      
      OSA: little dicked homo bitch rep
    Last edited by Lizzy Brewster; 01-02-2015 at 12:29 PM.

  7. #27
    NoFraud Poker Room Manager Belly Buster's Avatar
    Reputation
    1349
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    England
    Posts
    3,636
    Load Metric
    109986620
    I suspect "Lizzy" won't be back in a hurry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
    #FREEJACK #NEVERFORGET

    NoFraud Online Poker Room: http://nofraud.pokerfraudalert.com:8087. For password resets and reload requests PM me.

  8. #28
    Bronze Benford's Avatar
    Reputation
    40
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    213
    Load Metric
    109986620
    FWIW....I see nothing related to PFA when I Googled "Elizabeth Marie Breitweiser"

    First 4-5 pages of search results are blank, except for some arrest record info in Missouri.

  9. #29
    Platinum GrenadaRoger's Avatar
    Reputation
    454
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    2,668
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy Brewster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Benford View Post
    Mmmm...how did Lizzy figure out that some random guy she stole tools from is Sea Cow on PFA forums?

    Internet is such a huge place; she really found a needle in the haystack!
    Are you familiar with Google SEO you inbred fuck? Type my full name into Google and see how long it takes to find this thread. You're lucky I cant give any more red rep for 24 hours or I would give you 12 at least. Good I hate stupid fucking people. You definitely need one of these:

    Name:  gun.jpg
Views: 947
Size:  4.6 KB

    Maybe you should post less. I was going to say think first before you post, but I dont think you are capable. Little dicked homo bitch

    On behalf of the entire community of Poker Fraud Alert let me welcome you to our forums. We hope you stay and become a contributing member of our social group as I believe you have many interesting experiences and stories to share plus you may draw upon our knowledge and experiences as well. Indeed, I believe there is one person (out of country currently) who would be eager to make your acquaintance--and many of the community would approve of your union with him.


    ps...thanks for your rep post earlier in the thread--I did not think to check the OP's profile, so here you are contributing to the community already!!! but still, the community is full of transitory people that often do not keep their profile's up to date, or for security reasons, give a false location, thus that information is not reliable 100%
    Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 01-02-2015 at 11:42 AM.
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

  10. #30
    Platinum
    Reputation
    2708
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    4,298
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    I was just thinking we needed more women and gays on this site to meet equality guidelines.
    How's the negro quotient looking?
    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
    2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.

  11. #31
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7703
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    36,720
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    but still, the community is full of transitory dupes that often do not keep their profile's up to date, or for security reasons, give a false location, thus that information is not reliable 100%

    hmmm yes excellent point
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  12. #32
    Bronze Benford's Avatar
    Reputation
    40
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    213
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    but still, the community is full of transitory dupes that often do not keep their profile's up to date, or for security reasons, give a false location, thus that information is not reliable 100%

    hmmm yes excellent point
    I get the whole thing now. My read was one level too shallow. Sorry fellas.

  13. #33
    Bronze
    Reputation
    52
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    229
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Name:  images.jpeg
Views: 688
Size:  2.2 KB

  14. #34
    Diamond DRK Star's Avatar
    Reputation
    1282
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    8,401
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Not-so-Thin-Lizzy,

    Could you post a photo of you with a piece of paper that says "Jewdonk is God" on it, so we can know for sure you are real?

    thanks

     
    Comments
      
      Indyrick: This is a must for all posters

  15. #35
    Gold Bootsy Collins's Avatar
    Reputation
    163
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Orange County, CA
    Posts
    2,422
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Not-so-Thin-Lizzy,

    Could you post a photo of you with a piece of paper that says "Jewdonk is God" on it, so we can know for sure you are real?

    thanks
    Lizzie Borden,

    Can you also post a selfie of yourself with a sign stating "I want Bootsy's erect penis inside my warm and moist vagina?"

    TIA

     
    Comments
      
      big dick: I want Bootsy's erect penis inside my warm and moist vagina?"
      
      Indyrick: Well played Bootsy
      
      jacosta24: you dont like girls faggot

  16. #36
    Platinum ToasterOven's Avatar
    Reputation
    983
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    2,670
    Load Metric
    109986620
    I think showing how many times you've been caught is not the correct way for a criminal to brag.

  17. #37
    Gold
    Reputation
    90
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,284
    Load Metric
    109986620
    All I could think of when I first read this thread a few hours ago was to make a thin lizzy or lizzy Borden quip#unoriginal

  18. #38
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1285
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    12,192
    Load Metric
    109986620
    sonatines middle name is fat lizzy

  19. #39
    Banned
    Reputation
    11
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    1
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Not-so-Thin-Lizzy,

    Could you post a photo of you with a piece of paper that says "Jewdonk is God" on it, so we can know for sure you are real?

    thanks

     
    Comments
      
      DRK Star: certainly seems legit. Here, take my credit card info

  20. #40
    Gold abrown83's Avatar
    Reputation
    430
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,975
    Load Metric
    109986620
    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    I was just thinking we needed more women and gays on this site to meet equality guidelines.
    How's the negro quotient looking?
    Miss you Walter!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. For all of you who bitch about the two party system...
    By tony bagadonuts in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 11-17-2013, 02:09 AM
  2. STUPID ASIAN BITCH ON CHATROULETTE
    By Ricky in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 08-29-2012, 11:38 PM
  3. Quit Whining Bitch
    By jsearles22 in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 05-26-2012, 08:49 PM
  4. Someone needs to get Hongkonger onto this bitch
    By shortbuspoker in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 03-20-2012, 10:19 PM