Plumber Jokes

[phantom]

For the record im a plumber by trade. New construction only, no unclogging old shitters

Good profession, outdoors and probably a lot of freedom. I helped a buddy refurbish a couple homes for a quick sale in 2009 when I was figuring out what to do. I posted that and the next day on the forums I was unclogging toilets working for Roto Rooter. Ok....

For the record, I wish I had stayed in the home restoration business. The economy was just so bad in 2009, I had to go back the steady paycheck.

sorry im not really a plumber

[Corrigan]

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

[Hockey Guy]

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

I'm not a plumber but have installed toilets in my own house & all this advice about the wax ring is pretty simple stuff & any idiot with half a brain could figure it out & giving this kind of advice wouldn't necessarily mean he's a plumber.

Of course, the last line about how many times he's seen damage by improperly installed toilet fixtures definitely implies that he's a plumber. In all my years I've seen exactly zero examples of serious damage by improper toilet installation & I've worked in the construction industry.

[Walter Sobchak]

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

He sure knows a lot for not being a plumber. Maybe he majored in toilet engineering at his fancy northeastern college.

[tyde]

[Corrigan]

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

He sure knows a lot for not being a plumber. Maybe he majored in toilet engineering at his fancy northeastern college.

[tyde]

[Lord of the Fraud]

I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

The man fixes your shithouse over the internet while also getting you a free pass from your woman for a whole week - and you rat him out?


Internet is a cruel place lol

[hutmaster]

[son of lockman]

Open music, listen and read



''Knock, knock''

''Who's there?''

''Plume it?''

''Plume it who?''

''Plume it, pump it, p#ss on it. Bend over baby as the rotor rooter, rooty tooty man is here!''

Sonny in dreamland today.

[tyde]

LOL Sonny