Flask Advice

[Krypt]

I'm in a predicament. I ordered this flask http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Flamin...entpos=3&cgid=.

They told me I would be getting it shipped to my house in 3-5 days; this is a problem because I still live with my parents and I'm under 21. Some of you may be thinking I'm an alcoholic, but in reality I just want to get this girl drunk and fuck the living shit out of her. Anyways, what's the best way to retrieve a package thats homebound without the parents getting their hands on it first. The only saving grace is that I ordered the flask from Brooks Brothers, so they may think its clothes.

Also, any input on using flasks in public/ best types of liquor for a flask (scotch is what I want to use)/cleaning flasks/flask experiences would be great.

[BetCheckBet]

How the fuck are you not a dupe?

[SeaCow]

For fucks sake. Just grow a pair and tell your folks your trying to nail this slut. Your an adult for the love of god.

[4Dragons]

OP, I think you have vaginitis, but other than that I liked the lobster one better than the flamingo.

[simpdog]

They told me I would be getting it shipped to my house in 3-5 days; this is a problem because I still live with my parents and I'm under 21. Some of you may be thinking I'm mentally challenged, but in reality you are correct..

fyp

[Krypt]

Fuck me. I haven't made a post in years and now that I need this community, I'm bombarded with vitriolic statements.

[BUBBLES]

Why do you need a $78 flask to bang this skeezer? You dont have access to a solo cup?

[nunbeater]

Shouldn't have needed us so fucking hard you goddamn pussy.

[Krypt]

Why do you need a $78 flask to bang this skeezer? You dont have access to a solo cup?

Having a quality stainless steel flask appeals to me as a long-term investment. Having a nip in between classes, at the library, or at an overpriced bar/sporting event seems +EV NIGGA

[Baron Von Strucker]

Agree flasks are waste of time and money. buy a Mickey of vodka chug one third fill to top with orange Juse, drink and be merry.

Vodka is a very good entry level alcohol, especially for women. save the scotch and brandy for a few years.

Also tell your parents the flask is ment for a frend's father and dident want them to find it in there mail.

[SeaCow]

Just give her some double shots of jager. Youll have that sweet ass in no time flat.

[Krypt]

Agree flasks are waste of time and money. buy a Mickey of vodka chug one third fill to top with orange Juse, drink and be merry.

Vodka is a very good entry level alcohol, especially for women. save the scotch and brandy for a few years.

Also tell your parents the flask is ment for a frend's father and dident want them to find it in there mail.

I smoked weed for 3 years and they know I drink, they won't buy that excuse. But thanks for the vodka tip, i've been fixated on the Johnny walker, but will probably go with the GOOSE+OJ

[NaturalBornHustler]

So much fail in the OP I don't know where to start. Probably a level but I will bite.

OK let's get this straight....you ordered a flask and it will be delivered via mail to your house. What the fuck is the issue exactly? Do your parents open your mail on a regular basis? If so why? You say you are "under 21" but if you ordered something online I am guessing you must be at least 18 plus.

That being the case, you are a giant pussy of epic proportions for a) being worried about what your parents might think and the "horror" of knowing you might drink occasionally b) posting on a forum to actually try to get tips to "intercept" the package like you are receiving 5 lbs of purple dank from El Chapo, and c) even worrying about this nonsense like it will have some major bearing on your future endeavors in life. I mean it is clear you are destined to be an alcoholic who will likely turn to shooting smack in a back alley because the booze just doesn't do it anymore, but there is a slight chance you might make it.

My advice would be to grow a pair of balls, tell the parents not to touch your fucking mail because you are an adult (even though you act 12), and pour yourself a nice flask of jack when it arrives and calm the fuck down.

[Krypt]

So much fail in the OP I don't know where to start. Probably a level but I will bite.

OK let's get this straight....you ordered a flask and it will be delivered via mail to your house. What the fuck is the issue exactly? Do your parents open your mail on a regular basis? If so why? You say you are "under 21" but if you ordered something online I am guessing you must be at least 18 plus.

That being the case, you are a giant pussy of epic proportions for a) being worried about what your parents might think and the "horror" of knowing you might drink occasionally b) posting on a forum to actually try to get tips to "intercept" the package like you are receiving 5 lbs of purple dank from El Chapo, and c) even worrying about this nonsense like it will have some major bearing on your future endeavors in life. I mean it is clear you are destined to be an alcoholic who will likely turn to shooting smack in a back alley because the booze just doesn't do it anymore, but there is a slight chance you might make it.

My advice would be to grow a pair of balls, tell the parents not to touch your fucking mail because you are an adult (even though you act 12), and pour yourself a nice flask of jack when it arrives and calm the fuck down.

Not a level and yes I'm a giant pussy, but I did bet 4k on Federer winning an ATP tourney once upon a time.

[shortbuspoker]

For fuck sake they sell flasks at Walmart. A teenage chick isn't going to know the difference between a $100 flak and a $4 flask. Go buy a bottle of Aristocrat vodka and take the bitch to Sonic for slushies and add said vodka to the slushies. Spend the money you saved on condoms and a defense lawyer.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Stainless-...-8-oz/24093604

[4Dragons]

For fuck sake they sell flasks at Walmart. A teenage chick isn't going to know the difference between a $100 flak and a $4 flask. Go buy a bottle of Aristocrat vodka and take the bitch to Sonic for slushies and add said vodka to the slushies. Spend the money you saved on condoms and a defense lawyer.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Stainless-...-8-oz/24093604

I'd go with like Spencer's or Hot Topic but yeah, :THIS

[Krypt]

For fuck sake they sell flasks at Walmart. A teenage chick isn't going to know the difference between a $100 flak and a $4 flask. Go buy a bottle of Aristocrat vodka and take the bitch to Sonic for slushies and add said vodka to the slushies. Spend the money you saved on condoms and a defense lawyer.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Stainless-...-8-oz/24093604

I blow money like there's tomorrow. FUCK IT. Oh and she will know the difference between a $100 flask and a $4 flask when I tell her.

[Krypt]

Also not trying to die from lead-poisoning via chinese walmart flasks #nothanks #fuckwalmart #notjewish

[simpdog]

Also not trying to die from lead-poisoning via chinese walmart flasks #nothanks #fuckwalmart #notjewish

PFA does not support hash tags, please do not use them.

Thanks,
PFA Staff

[Krypt]

Also not trying to die from lead-poisoning via chinese walmart flasks #nothanks #fuckwalmart #notjewish

PFA does not support hash tags, please do not use them.

Thanks,
PFA Staff

Join Date: Mar 2012

Join Date: May 2012

ehm.....