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    Music for Diabeetus?

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    Bathroom lines were long at the Rangers game last night




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    cool. once the FAA found out about this plan though, they grounded it.

    apparently the government doesn't like drone competition


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    I've heard stories like this before, but I always thought they were urban legends.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/...210558960.html



    No matter who he thought the officer was, Peterlee, England resident Paul Harbord’s actions late last year are pretty reprehensible. The Telegraph reports that the 27-year-old rigger was drinking with friends at a local bar. It seems they had had too much to drink, because a female police officer, “walked in to investigate their ‘rowdy’ behavior.” This led up to Mr. Harbord’s big mistake.

    The Sunderland Echo reports that Mr. Harbord and his friends were dressed up and were expecting “entertainment.” Harbord thought the female police officer was an exotic dancer. Prosecutor Vicky Wilson said that, “Harbord shouted, ‘Look, here is one of the strippers’ as he flicked a bar towel in the officer’s face.’” There’s a lot of poor behavior here (like, let’s say, treating any person like this). While acting like a cad can’t always get one in trouble with the law, this time it did. Harbord was arrested and would later plead guilty to obstructing a police officer.

    Mr. Harbord’s attorney, Jaxon Taylor said, “He honestly didn’t believe it was a police officer until he was taken to Peterlee police station. He was quite embarrassed by the whole situation. It was an honest and genuine mistake.” According to the Echo, Harbord was given a six-month conditional discharge, and had to pay £100 ($165) in fines.

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    Police: 19-year-old woman accused of 'super drunk' driving bit officer

    A 19-year-old Berkley woman who police say crashed a vehicle in Ypsilanti while driving "super drunk" and then bit an officer on the arm while resisting arrest was arraigned earlier this month on numerous charges.
    At a hearing on Jan. 16, Catherine Demery had a preliminary examination scheduled for Feb. 13, according to court records.

    Demery is charged with unlawful use of a motor vehicle, operating while intoxicated, second offense, operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17, minor operating with any amount of BAC, two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer, possession of marijuana, malicious destruction of property, driving with a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol.

    Michigan's "super drunk" driving law has enhanced penalties for anyone caught driving with a blood-alcohol content of .17 percent or higher

    Ypsilanti police were called to the intersection of Hamilton and Olive streets around 10 p.m. Sept. 7 after Demery crashed the vehicle she was driving, Detective Sgt. Thomas Eberts said.

    "It was obvious she was pretty intoxicated at the time," Eberts said.

    Demery failed sobriety tests and resisted arrest.

    "She bit an officer," Eberts said.

    The officer was bitten on the arm and did not require any medical attention, Eberts added.

    It turned out the vehicle belonged to Demery's boyfriend, and she did not have permission to drive it, police said.

    Officials did a blood draw. The results didn't come back for several weeks, and an arrest warrant wasn't issued until December.

    Court records indicate Demery was arraigned on the charges Jan. 9. She was given a $5,000 personal recognizance bond by Magistrate Elisha Fink, according to the records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide View Post
    Police: 19-year-old woman accused of 'super drunk' driving bit officer

    A 19-year-old Berkley woman who police say crashed a vehicle in Ypsilanti while driving "super drunk" and then bit an officer on the arm while resisting arrest was arraigned earlier this month on numerous charges.
    At a hearing on Jan. 16, Catherine Demery had a preliminary examination scheduled for Feb. 13, according to court records.

    Demery is charged with unlawful use of a motor vehicle, operating while intoxicated, second offense, operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17, minor operating with any amount of BAC, two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer, possession of marijuana, malicious destruction of property, driving with a suspended license and minor in possession of alcohol.

    Michigan's "super drunk" driving law has enhanced penalties for anyone caught driving with a blood-alcohol content of .17 percent or higher

    Ypsilanti police were called to the intersection of Hamilton and Olive streets around 10 p.m. Sept. 7 after Demery crashed the vehicle she was driving, Detective Sgt. Thomas Eberts said.

    "It was obvious she was pretty intoxicated at the time," Eberts said.

    Demery failed sobriety tests and resisted arrest.

    "She bit an officer," Eberts said.

    The officer was bitten on the arm and did not require any medical attention, Eberts added.

    It turned out the vehicle belonged to Demery's boyfriend, and she did not have permission to drive it, police said.

    Officials did a blood draw. The results didn't come back for several weeks, and an arrest warrant wasn't issued until December.

    Court records indicate Demery was arraigned on the charges Jan. 9. She was given a $5,000 personal recognizance bond by Magistrate Elisha Fink, according to the records.

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    lol, around these parts, that chick is a solid 7.

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    http://wilmington.craigslist.org/rnr/4319355863.html




    To the woman that crapped her pants (in my car)



    We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

    I thought we had chemistry sitting at Hooters sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the draft beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

    At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

    I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

    What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

    I await your call,
    Tad

    P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early. . .Touché. . .

     
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    Fly United on Valentines Day, and get treated to a free mid-air explosion at no extra cost:



    https://hub.united.com/en-us/Connect...promotion.aspx

    This is a real promotion, sadly.

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    I can guarantee this is probably the funniest thing you will see all day

    This dude has obv never seen a laser before, so hilarity ensues.

    Me and my cat were laughing at him.



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    this looks so bad that I think it will be good in a campy B-movie kind of way


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    Family member of mine in the UK 'was' using a very popular drug called "Humira" which come in the form of pen injections. They have 8 pens left (all boxed as new) and a pack of 2 pens come at the cost of $2726 with most online pharmaceutical companies (like Blue Mountain etc.)

    They where using the drugs for Arthritis.

    Would there be a market for somebody to buy these pens from abroad, or should they just bin them?


    advise from anyone with any experience of this appreciated.
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