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    In case anyone couldn't tell, none of this was serious. Just messing around. I'm happy with my life, but never did care much for celebrating birthdays.

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    fuck off.

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    You wouldn't show up on my Grindr because you'd be filtered out for being too old. Just thought you should know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    In case anyone couldn't tell, none of this was serious. Just messing around. I'm happy with my life, but never did care much for celebrating birthdays.
    Hey, no offense but I think what you're trying to tell us is that you are a loser.

     
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    Congrats young fella!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    You wouldn't show up on my Grindr because you'd be filtered out for being too old. Just thought you should know.
    just after his bday? or for the past 5 yrs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    You wouldn't show up on my Grindr because you'd be filtered out for being too old. Just thought you should know.
    just after his bday? or for the past 5 yrs?
    For several years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
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    just after his bday? or for the past 5 yrs?
    For several years now
    makes your other post even more lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    What happened to Sarah?
    She dumped me for some guy with more YouTube views.

    I was thinking about baking a cake for myself, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Eating icing out of a bowl now.
    obviously she checked your browsing history


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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    She dumped me
    This says it all.

     
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    No offense....just a heads up.

    100% of attractive women are repulsed and disgusted by wimps like you.

    My advice for an unattractive geek like you is to find some ugly fat chic to spend your life with.

    That is the best you can hope for.

    Sometimes the truth hurts....but in this case if you don't accept the painful truth...well....you will just turn gay.

     
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    You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha View Post
    No offense....just a heads up.

    100% of attractive women are repulsed and disgusted by wimps like you.

    My advice for an unattractive geek like you is to find some ugly fat chic to spend your life with.

    That is the best you can hope for.

    Sometimes the truth hurts....but in this case if you don't accept the painful truth...well....you will just turn gay.
    This thread was not seriously serious business. Sarah and I are still together.

    Thanks for the advice though.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Martha View Post
    No offense....just a heads up.

    100% of attractive women are repulsed and disgusted by wimps like you.

    My advice for an unattractive geek like you is to find some ugly fat chic to spend your life with.

    That is the best you can hope for.

    Sometimes the truth hurts....but in this case if you don't accept the painful truth...well....you will just turn gay.
    This thread was not seriously serious business. Sarah and I are still together.

    Thanks for the advice though.
    Post a pic of u and sarah kissing.

    How heavy is she?

    If she's under 170lbs I can guarantee she has herpes. That's the only hope u have to date even a semi-fat girl.

     
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    Go home, fluffer, you're drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Go home, fluffer, you're drunk.
    Seems more like limitless.

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    I still think it's a hot chick.

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