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    Pocketfives post. Substitute Bilzerian with Cmoney & Mollycyrus with TMMLK

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    A true story about Dan:
    One time he was playing 1/3 at aria in 2012 at my table. I didn't know who he was. I've always dreamed of playing pro, but have a real job and was kind of broke at the time.

    Anyway, he played everyhand, and as crazy as rumored. We get it all in on flop, he hits 3-outer.

    We keep playing and start talking, he offers to give me back my money and all his stack when he leaves if he gets to ask me 3 questions and I swear to answer them honestly. Thing is, he's been basically just sticking his stack in preflop like 4 hands in a row trying to dump it before going to the bigger game he's on waiting list for.

    He asks me how many girls I've slept with, and what my bankroll is. I told the truth about girls but prob would have exaggerated if I knew about his stories. I lied about the bankroll. Really, the number I gave him was more than my liferoll was.

    Before asking a third question, He gets called for big game, pushes several stacks of red chips to me, says good luck and walks away.

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    There are a lot of posts on 2+2 saying the 10 mil thing is a lie. I think all of Dan's tweets,pictures, and sitting in these games is just a way to launder money. He gets to be the front man flying in private jets, banging babes, and getting a percentage of the money he is able to put in play. Nice work if you can get it. When confronted with stuff just say I was so fucked up I can't remember exactly how much I dropped at the club or the tables.

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    its an nvg thread lol enough said there and i counted 4 people who said that in 2 pages? or is there another thread about him?

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    lol

    Dan Bilzerian ‏@DanBilzerian 18m

    I pay all my taxes, I don't care if they do RT @riverboatking: @DanBilzerian better hope the IRS doesn't follow you on twitter or instagram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    There are a lot of posts on 2+2 saying the 10 mil thing is a lie. I think all of Dan's tweets,pictures, and sitting in these games is just a way to launder money. He gets to be the front man flying in private jets, banging babes, and getting a percentage of the money he is able to put in play. Nice work if you can get it. When confronted with stuff just say I was so fucked up I can't remember exactly how much I dropped at the club or the tables.

    He is too cocky imo and it is going to come back to haunt him. He isnt the son of Bill Gates who by all accounts is on the up and up. He is the son of a guy that has in the past and is still being investigated by the US government for hiding assets. http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblog...ciate-stashed/


    He should just shut the fuck up and enjoy his life without posting pictures daily, but his narcissistic/sociopathic brain wont allow it.
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    William A. Reynolds ‏@ReynoldsXO 45s

    @DanBilzerian @riverboatking lol blitz's dad has filed for bankruptcy but yet one day Dan woke up w 200m.. 1+1=200million if your bilzerian

    William A. Reynolds ‏@ReynoldsXO 58s

    @DanBilzerian @riverboatking did your dad pay the taxes on the money he embezzled ? Bilzerian money = fraud money pic.twitter.com/S8Y0nXLcyH
    Last edited by NaturalBornHustler; 12-01-2013 at 11:07 AM.

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    Dan Bilzerian ‏@DanBilzerian 43s

    @ReynoldsXO don't worry about my money, just focus on paying your rent

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    Dan Bilzerian ‏@DanBilzerian 4m
    @ReynoldsXO how about I just bitch slap you for being a jealous cunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Dan Bilzerian ‏@DanBilzerian 4m
    @ReynoldsXO how about I just bitch slap you for being a jealous cunt
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    Reynolds may need to make up with Marrafioti so he can borrow his bodyguards. I'm not sure exactly where William is coming from with these attacks. I know that Dan's dad is most likely a scumbag but Reynolds usually doesn't go after someone unless he has a vested interest in the matter i.e Annie Duke and the EPL.

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    Gettin ugly!!

    William A. Reynolds ‏@ReynoldsXO 41s

    @DanBilzerian trust me when I say I'm not jealous of the aborted baby paper work you left around panorama 3304.. It was a cute fetus !

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Gettin ugly!!

    William A. Reynolds ‏@ReynoldsXO 41s

    @DanBilzerian trust me when I say I'm not jealous of the aborted baby paper work you left around panorama 3304.. It was a cute fetus !
    I'm pretty sure that Reynolds just bought himself a beating. Will be interesting to see how big of a check Dan will write to him afterwards.
    Last edited by shortbuspoker; 12-01-2013 at 03:24 PM. Reason: spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Gettin ugly!!

    William A. Reynolds ‏@ReynoldsXO 41s

    @DanBilzerian trust me when I say I'm not jealous of the aborted baby paper work you left around panorama 3304.. It was a cute fetus !
    I'm pretty sure that Reynolds just bought himself a beating. Will be interesting to see how big of a check Dan will write to him afterwards.
    I'd be less concerned with the beating more concerned with someone that has access to a weapons cache.

    http://dan-bilzerian.com/guns-blazing/
    @hotshott74 on twitter

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    http://www.cardschat.com/f13/vegas-p...ncident-97761/

    November 2007 Bobby's Room

    "Vegas Poker Incident"
    My best friend who lives in Florida, his daughter was dating this guy that comes from an extremely wealthy family. I meet him when he and my friend’s family flew up to N.Y. I knew of this kid’s family background, and found him to be very pleasant after meeting him. He turns out to be a big stakes poker player. He’s 26 years old and I was rather surprised when we started talking poker and the stakes he was playing at. Then I find out that he and my friend’s daughter were flying to Vegas the next day.

    Monday my friend calls me, and tells me that he took this kid to a bank and witnessed him transfer $150,000.00 dollars to the cage at the Bellagio, in Vegas, before getting dropped off at the airport. A clue to who his dad is: owner of the biggest residential home ever built in the state of Florida.

    Anyhow, a couple of days later my friend calls me from Florida. Apparently there was an incident that took place at the Bellagio poker room involving a famous pro and this kid.

    It turns out this kid is a complete arrogant asshole; especially at the tables, where most everyone that knows him don’t like him. This is all being reported to my friend from his daughter. His daughter by the way is a gorgeous woman, and use to date Derrick Jeter. I know this is all sounding weird, but believe me it’s all true fact. So, while they were in Vegas my friend’s daughter said, he was playing poker for two days straight and only slept for 3 hours. Getting bored of being by herself, and fending off guys hitting on her, she decides to go hang out with him at the poker table again. She happens to walk in just when he lost a huge hand. He starts losing it, telling her she’s bad fn luck, embarrassing her in front of all the players and then throws two $100.00 chips to her and tells her to go shopping. She picked up the chips and threw them back at him. With that a well known pro we all know, tells her she don’t have to take that shit from a asshole and hands up three $5,000.00 dollar chips and tells her to go get herself something nice. This was the same player that just cracked him on that last hand.

    She kept them and stormed out of the poker room, and cashed out the chips. She went to her room and packed up. Unable to get a flight till the next day back home, she called her dad and checked into a different casino for the night and flew home the next day.

    Now there are all kinds of sparks flying around with them, and him accusing her of disrespecting him, etc. etc. It’s now at the point where my friend had to get involved.

    I guess what happens in Vegas, don’t always stay there. Thought it was an interesting story to tell everyone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salty_Aus View Post
    http://www.cardschat.com/f13/vegas-p...ncident-97761/

    November 2007 Bobby's Room

    "Vegas Poker Incident"
    My best friend who lives in Florida, his daughter was dating this guy that comes from an extremely wealthy family. I meet him when he and my friend’s family flew up to N.Y. I knew of this kid’s family background, and found him to be very pleasant after meeting him. He turns out to be a big stakes poker player. He’s 26 years old and I was rather surprised when we started talking poker and the stakes he was playing at. Then I find out that he and my friend’s daughter were flying to Vegas the next day.

    Monday my friend calls me, and tells me that he took this kid to a bank and witnessed him transfer $150,000.00 dollars to the cage at the Bellagio, in Vegas, before getting dropped off at the airport. A clue to who his dad is: owner of the biggest residential home ever built in the state of Florida.

    Anyhow, a couple of days later my friend calls me from Florida. Apparently there was an incident that took place at the Bellagio poker room involving a famous pro and this kid.

    It turns out this kid is a complete arrogant asshole; especially at the tables, where most everyone that knows him don’t like him. This is all being reported to my friend from his daughter. His daughter by the way is a gorgeous woman, and use to date Derrick Jeter. I know this is all sounding weird, but believe me it’s all true fact. So, while they were in Vegas my friend’s daughter said, he was playing poker for two days straight and only slept for 3 hours. Getting bored of being by herself, and fending off guys hitting on her, she decides to go hang out with him at the poker table again. She happens to walk in just when he lost a huge hand. He starts losing it, telling her she’s bad fn luck, embarrassing her in front of all the players and then throws two $100.00 chips to her and tells her to go shopping. She picked up the chips and threw them back at him. With that a well known pro we all know, tells her she don’t have to take that shit from a asshole and hands up three $5,000.00 dollar chips and tells her to go get herself something nice. This was the same player that just cracked him on that last hand.

    She kept them and stormed out of the poker room, and cashed out the chips. She went to her room and packed up. Unable to get a flight till the next day back home, she called her dad and checked into a different casino for the night and flew home the next day.

    Now there are all kinds of sparks flying around with them, and him accusing her of disrespecting him, etc. etc. It’s now at the point where my friend had to get involved.

    I guess what happens in Vegas, don’t always stay there. Thought it was an interesting story to tell everyone."


    Cool Chino Rheem story bro.

     
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      Salty_Aus: Not my story, just something I read a few years ago. (friend of a friend stuff does sound sus)

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    http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/da...ram-interview/

    Still claiming he grinded up 200m from nothing playing poker.

     
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      DRK Star: great cover for his wealth. Daddy's money could get laundered in there somehow

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    So there is no chance that this guy was caught up in some shit and made a deal or is a straight up member of an elite society? There is no chance it is his roll to act this way so that when they legislate a bill to force casinos to track all cash changing hands in live poker to be reported to the IRS they have a something major to point to as the reason for the change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    So there is no chance that this guy was caught up in some shit and made a deal or is a straight up member of an elite society? There is no chance it is his roll to act this way so that when they legislate a bill to force casinos to track all cash changing hands in live poker to be reported to the IRS they have a something major to point to as the reason for the change.
    Well what happens if Dan B. has 10 mill in casino losses (slots, blackjack, etc).

    Then poker pro (Ivey, whoever) comes in and wins 10 mil. Ships it to Dan B.

    Dan B then has $0 tax owing? Maybe gets 1 mill for doing that under the table?

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onditions.html


    He was the Headline story tonight on the Daily Mail

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    So there is no chance that this guy was caught up in some shit and made a deal or is a straight up member of an elite society? There is no chance it is his roll to act this way so that when they legislate a bill to force casinos to track all cash changing hands in live poker to be reported to the IRS they have a something major to point to as the reason for the change.
    Well what happens if Dan B. has 10 mill in casino losses (slots, blackjack, etc).

    Then poker pro (Ivey, whoever) comes in and wins 10 mil. Ships it to Dan B.

    Dan B then has $0 tax owing? Maybe gets 1 mill for doing that under the table?
    Find someone who's just had a huge win. Say someone's won 10 million in the last year.
    Give this person 11 million in cash and agree to play HU 5k 10K till they lose 10 million to DB.
    Casino confirms the win and now DB has $10 million that's been washed. Guy who had a tax liability now owes the IRS zero, and he has an extra million for his troubles.

    Of course he is playing with the hundreds of millions daddy has hidden, his other brother might also be in a position to wash some clean.

    Dan is an average poker player at best.

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