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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    James Woods is also the father of Jodie Foster's two son's.
    They look exactly like Woods, especially the oldest one.
    He either fucked her with his foot and a half inch cock or donated his sperm.
    Jodie Foster is a now a lesbian.



    can you blame Jodie, once Jim moved on to younger pussy
    she was never gonna get it that good again

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.

    Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.
    Diggstown is one of those movies that when I'm flicking through the channels & see it 's on, I just have to watch it. Great movie IMO.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    The "old" girlfriend:

    "Woods is also getting attention due to his "bodacious" girlfriend - to use one of the enthusiastic descriptions employed by one of our male comrades in reportorial arms. That's curvy blond Ashley Madison, reportedly the daughter of one of Woods' golfing buddies. She just turned 20. Right. She's not even old enough to drink yet."

    We asked how long Jim and Ashley have been together.
    "About a year," replied Ashley.
    "Yeah, a year, year and a half," Jim added.
    I never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.

    Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.
    Casino or gtfo

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    James Woods is a fucking creep.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.

    Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.
    Diggstown is one of those movies that when I'm flicking through the channels & see it 's on, I just have to watch it. Great movie IMO.
    Fantastic movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    James Woods is a fucking creep.
    Why?

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    HA! I just played a tournament down at Foxwoods with this motherfucker this weekend.....he's always there when I play at those shitshows.

    Dude has money = chicks

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    personally, i find it disgusting...he looks like her grandfather. Look, i get it, he likes young chicks, he likes to fuck young chicks....just dont flaunt it publicly as he looks like a total fool

    im 48, and i get propositioned regularly by young women who are obviously curious to have sex with an older man, or are just into older men, and after succumbing a few times, i have to admit that i found it a creepy experience. Besides the sex, i found i had nothing in common, so we just had more sex just to kill the time.

     
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    Deff was in a lot of movies

    Movie .........Year .........Role
    Straw Dogs 2011 Tom Heddon
    American Carol 2008 Agent Grosslight
    Mia and the Migoo 2008 Voice of Jojo-la-Frite
    Surf's Up 2007 Voice of Reggie Belafonte
    End Game 2006 Vaughn Stevens
    Be Cool 2005 Tommy Athens
    Pretty Persuasion 2005 Hank Joyce
    Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession 2004
    Ark 2003 Voice
    Levity 2003 Young Roundabout
    Night Train 2003 Ash Resnick
    Northfork 2003 Walter O Brien
    Rudy - The Rudy Giuliani Story 2003
    John Q. 2002 Doctor Raymond Turner
    Race To Space 2002 Dr Wilhelm Von Huber
    Stuart Little 2 2002 Voice of Falcon
    Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within 2001 Voice of General Hein
    Recess: School s Out 2001 Voice of Benedict
    Riding in Cars With Boys 2001 Mr Donofrio
    Scary Movie 2 2001 Father McFeeley
    Dirty Pictures 2000
    The Virgin Suicides 2000 Mr Lisbon
    Any Given Sunday 1999 Doctor Harvey Mandrake
    The General s Daughter 1999 Colonel Moore
    True Crime 1999 Alan Mann
    Another Day in Paradise 1998 Mel
    John Carpenter's Vampires 1998 Jack Crow
    Vampires 1998
    Contact 1997 Michael Kitz
    Hercules 1997 Voice of Hades
    I Think I Cannes 1997
    Kicked in the Head 1997 Uncle Sam
    Ghosts of Mississippi 1996 Byron de la Beckwith
    Killer: A Journal of Murder 1996 Carl Panzram
    The Summer of Ben Tyler 1996
    Casino 1995 Lester Diamond
    Curse of the Starving Class 1995
    For Better Or Worse 1995 Reggie
    Indictment: the Mcmartin Trial 1995 Danny Davis
    Nixon 1995 H R Haldeman
    Next Door 1994
    The Getaway 1994 Jack Benyon
    The Specialist 1994 Ned Trent
    Chaplin 1992 Lawyer Scott
    Citizen Cohn 1992
    Diggstown 1992 Gabriel Caine
    Straight Talk 1992 Jack Russell
    The Hard Way 1991 John Moss
    Immediate Family 1989 Michael Spector
    My Name Is Bill W. 1989
    True Believer 1989 Eddie Dodd
    Cop 1988 Lloyd Hopkins
    The Boost 1988 Lenny Brown
    Best Seller 1987 Cleve
    In Love and War 1987
    Salvador 1986 Richard Boyle
    Badge of the Assassin 1985
    Joshua Then and Now 1985 Joshua Shapiro
    Stephen King s Cat s Eye 1985 Morrison
    Against All Odds 1984 Jake Wise
    Once Upon A Time In America 1984 Max
    Videodrome 1983 Max Renn
    Fast Walking 1982 Fast-Walking Miniver
    Split Image 1982 Pratt
    Eyewitness 1981 Aldo
    The Black Marble 1980 Fiddler
    The Onion Field 1979 Gregory Powell
    Holocaust 1978
    The Gift of Love 1978
    The Choirboys 1977 Harold Bloomguard
    Alex & the Gypsy 1976 Crainpool
    The Disappearance of Aimee 1976
    Distance 1975 Larry
    Night Moves 1975 Quentin
    The Gambler 1974 Bank Officer
    The Way We Were 1973 Frankie McVeigh
    Hickey and Boggs 1972 Lieutenant Wyatt
    The Visitors 1972 Bill Schmidt

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    On the subject of James Woods, he is actually a genius.

    "Woods aced his SATs, got into MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting) and has a reported IQ of 180."

    Acing Sats is hard enough but a fucking 180 IQ is sick
    I'm sure he's very smart. But a 180 IQ would make him one of the 100 smartest people in the United States. There's no way.

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    Played an event with him. Guy is a prima-donna whack-a-doo attention whore which is hard for me to say because he is one of my all-time favorite actors.

    He was on some sort of dress rehearsal flight of the 911 hijackers when he flew either into or out of Boston.

    From playing with him I'd say he is extremely intelligent. He got moved to our table right after a break was over and wasn't back in time for the break, so the floor moved his chips to our table (1 to my left). When he sat down and counted his chips, he claimed his stack was short so what do you think happened?

    If you guessed the floor just gave him back whatever he said he was missing, you'd be right.

    Play at our table and the surrounding tables pretty much came to a stop while he made a scene. The dealer mucked his hand while he was raising hell about the missing chips and he went nutso. About 2 hands later he had AA beat by AK and he went completely nutso.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    The size of James Woods penis has been legend in Hollywood for ages.

    He also knows how to use it; its widely acknowledged that actress Sean Young was never the same after he pounded her out on the reg while filming The Boost, and things came to a head (haha) with him suing her for $2,000,000 for stalking and so forth. Her case of the crazies never quite went away after she became his shaftmate and he declined to continue the services of his monster whopper.

    rofl god bless sean young

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    Actually 18in might be possible..

    I was doing 6 months in Valhalla penitentiary for wreckless endangerment..

    It was the late 80,s and I was doing 110 in 35mph zone. It was late at night, I was driving a vette and sniffing coke with a joint in the ash tray..got busted..

    When I was there, There was this jamacan dude that had a dick 3/4 down to his knee..

    Before you guys call me a cock watcher or prison jokes.. It's true..

     
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