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    Vwls (or other women): I am asking my 32 year old Girlfriend to masturbate in front of me

    Does this make me a freak? I asked her to buy some toys like a month ago, and she rolled her eyes. So I let it go. Then last night she asked via text, what type I would be interested in.

     
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    So let me get this straight you want a 5 month old to masturbate in front of you? This is probably the sickest request ever on this forum.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    So let me get this straight you want a 5 month old to masturbate in front of you? This is probably the sickest request ever on this forum.
    So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.

     
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      Serial Fail: My girlfriend of 5 months, you illiterate fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    So let me get this straight you want a 5 month old to masturbate in front of you? This is probably the sickest request ever on this forum.
    So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.
    "Been dating a girl for 5 months now, want her to masturbate in front of me, thoughts?"
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    So let me get this straight you want a 5 month old to masturbate in front of you? This is probably the sickest request ever on this forum.
    So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.

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    Please go back to 'The PHA' and start drinking again; this latest version of your persona has really fallen flat.

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    I am sure you could get some advice from NotAPedophile, you sick fuck

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    I am the first guy to figure out how to change a title thread in this forum. <------------- FACT

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    I am the first guy to figure out how to change a title thread in this forum. <------------- FACT
    Well, it changed when you clicked the quote. Druff has this place all jacked up.

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    Dude you are some weird sex creep, FACT. Asking vowels specifically on an open forum is just odd as shit. Hey random girl from the Internet let's talk about masturbation and it won't be creepy at all. Oh wait it already is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Dude you are some weird sex creep, FACT. Asking vowels specifically on an open forum is just odd as shit. Hey random girl from the Internet let's talk about masturbation and it won't be creepy at all. Oh wait it already is.
    Hey faggot, with Obama and his 30 like styles Nazis running around, you have to be careful. Tony B has been a little suspicious lately imo.

    You are a faggot that is for sure though. And broke, Guaranteed. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Dude you are some weird sex creep, FACT. Asking vowels specifically on an open forum is just odd as shit. Hey random girl from the Internet let's talk about masturbation and it won't be creepy at all. Oh wait it already is.
    Hey faggot, with Obama and his 30 like styles Nazis running around, you have to be careful. Tony B has been a little suspicious lately imo.

    You are a faggot that is for sure though. And broke, Guaranteed. LOL!
    whatever you say Handy Te'o. pretty funny how you are one of the few guys with money on this site yet all of the other guys that have money don't fucking talk about it the same way you do.

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    way to fail on the thread title change too retard. 200k a year you could probably just pay a guy to post for you and I am sure it would work out much better. I am sure that almost 100% of people here would have thought hmm do I really want to title my thread I am asking my five month old gf to masturbate for me. Probably would have set off some bells

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    Druff please delete thread before this site is shut down.

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    Cliffs:

    Bottomset finds 5 month old in toilet
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
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    Bottomset finds 5 month old in toilet
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    tell her to use your sex toy bottomfeeder

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    Look Corrigan, you've been a sideshow clown around here from the jump
    It's tough to take you seriously when you've made your bones acting the fool.
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    Which one is he?

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    You fuckers can shut the fuck up.

    You fuckers can pick it apart like ants. You take what would have been a great thread, and pick it apart.

    Well FUCK YOU


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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    You fuckers can shut the fuck up.

    You fuckers can pick it apart like ants. You take what would have been a great thread, and pick it apart.

    Well FUCK YOU

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