Lewfather- stop with the DD shit

[jsearles22]

Cliffs up to this point:
* Lew is internet stalking me and failing at every turn. I am a lifetime winning online poker player (although a fairly insignificant amount) yet Lew is tilt posting only those sites that are in his favor.

*Lew thinks calling me fat is an insult even though I have posted a blog acknowledging that I am fat. In fairness Lew thinks my 5'6"
115 lb baby momma is fat.

*Lew is glossing over everything that is making him look bad after he mentions it, such as the masters supposed dick sucking, me actually beating China in the staking comp, etc

Oh yeah, and its pretty obvious that Lew

[lewfather]

does anyone really need cliffs on searles ?

[jsearles22]

does anyone really need cliffs on searles ?

Sweet non-answer on all the things you are failing on Lewfaggot. (I would like to say for the record that I am not a fan of our little highschool nicknames for each other. Gaysearles and lewfaggot are pretty childish. Nonetheless, I am required to uphold my end of this deal i think).

[lewfather]

did you just say you are a lifetime winner online ? granted i didn't bother to look at your cash record but from all indications you're a fairly small time fish, on all the majors. Did you just turn pro this year or something ?

from the last page does anyone think from the stats i posted that searles is a winner ? I WENT LIFE TIME STATS, NOT PARTICULAR GAME. So they are showing you ALL games known as poker and accumulative stats for them. Which you are CLEARLY a loser in.

Did you get drunk and destroy a 600nl one night or something that i am not aware of ? lol

[jsearles22]

did you just say you are a lifetime winner online ? granted i didn't bother to look at your cash record but from all indications you're a fairly small time fish, on all the majors. Did you just turn pro this year or something ?

I was unaware that you had to be a big game pro player in order to win online? I am a small time fish, why does that mean I cant be a small time winner?

[lewfather]

did you just say you are a lifetime winner online ? granted i didn't bother to look at your cash record but from all indications you're a fairly small time fish, on all the majors. Did you just turn pro this year or something ?

I was unaware that you had to be a big game pro player in order to win online? I am a small time fish, why does that mean I cant be a small time winner?

small time fish doesnt mean small time winner n-word. small time fish means you play low and suck dick at poker and you still lose.

[lewfather]

CAN AN OUTSIDE SOURCE CONFIRM THIS SO ITS NOT BIAS? I posted pics of this kids tourney/sngs stats which he claimed to be good at. every indication except one year where he exploded for 214% roi in 2008 is a loser. the losses dont match the winnings, someone double check and post overall numbers including cash game. This kid is delusional. i mean including rake ? come on man you really think you're a smallish winner? lol

[jsearles22]

CAN AN OUTSIDE SOURCE CONFIRM THIS SO ITS NOT BIAS? I posted pics of this kids tourney/sngs stats which he claimed to be good at. every indication except one year where he exploded for 214% roi in 2008 is a loser. the losses dont match the winnings, someone double check and post overall numbers including cash game. This kid is delusional. i mean including rake ? come on man you really think you're a smallish winner? lol

The FT stats you posted showed i lost $600 on that site. The PS stats posted show that I won $1300+. So put those two sites together and Im +$700. Now move on to Merge. Im guessing you either havent found those yet or dont want to post them because they hurt your argument. The fact of the matter is i am up a few thousand bucks over 4-5 years online. This isnt a brag post, im just answering your salacious claims. Would it really matter if I was +$2000 or -$2000 over 4-5 years? Either way im a mico grinder who doesnt win or lose an amount that matters to me. Nonetheless the simple facts are that I am a small winner.

Also, your last two or three posts havent even made sense. You posted the fucking FT and PS stats and you either can decipher them, your calculator is broke, or you are just too retarded to figure the shit out. YOU POSTED the stats and now you are claiming i am a loser over those two sites when the stats say otherwise. Are you literally mentally challenged?

[lewfather]

yea nothing i posted on the previous page shows ANY indication of those numbers, im not filtering searches. I went and searched ALL games. You're delusional, like i said.

[lewfather]

and btw i dont know how to block people but im gonna pm druff how to because i have no idea why you're beefing with me, i do recall calling into drex take over from druffs show last week and you said ahh yes lewfather my biggest nemesis. even at that time i was like uh wat ?

[jsearles22]

yea nothing i posted on the previous page shows ANY indication of those numbers, im not filtering searches. I went and searched ALL games. You're delusional, like i said.

OMG motherfucker, now you are kind of tilting me. There is a column at the bottom of both pics you posted that says net profit. Just because you cut off the amount doesnt mean it doesnt exist you fucking moron. Notice how my PS pic actually includes this info. And guess what, it does all the math for you! Holy shit, what a concept!

[lewfather]

that whole u mad is coming full circle isnt it

[jsearles22]

and btw i dont know how to block people but im gonna pm druff how to because i have no idea why you're beefing with me, i do recall calling into drex take over from druffs show last week and you said ahh yes lewfather my biggest nemesis. even at that time i was like uh wat ?

Lewfather gets his asshole reamed out in this thread and now he is going to run to daddy and figure out how to make it stop!

And just for the record, this all started as a case of mistaken identity. You won the golf thing and I beefed with Hockey guy in that thread. I honestly mistook you for him the other day. regardless, since that point you have proven to be a huge faggot.

[jsearles22]

that whole u mad is coming full circle isnt it

Again, deflect deflect deflect. You are being destroyed on the basis of every argument in this thread, you have stoooped to insulting family members (which is pretty much universally agreed upon is a bitch move), and now you want to cower behind daddy. This shit is funny. the only reason im slightly tilted is because I cant believe someone can actually be this retarded.

[LLL]

This thread is 1st ballot HOS.

[lewfather]

i got curious, im not going to lie. i tried to check your pokerstars cash game stats on PTR and you suspiciously have it blocked. hmphf, wonder why. all your other gaysearles names show you losing. whats a nigga to do ?

[jsearles22]

i got curious, im not going to lie. i tried to check your pokerstars cash game stats on PTR and you suspiciously have it blocked. hmphf, wonder why. all your other gaysearles names show you losing. whats a nigga to do ?

Havent found those readily available merge stats where I am up big since black friday huh? Or you are just not posting them thus making you look even more retarded? I have them but I want to see if you can find them internet sleuth.

[lewfather]

i got curious, im not going to lie. i tried to check your pokerstars cash game stats on PTR and you suspiciously have it blocked. hmphf, wonder why. all your other gaysearles names show you losing. whats a nigga to do ?

Havent found those readily available merge stats where I am up big since black friday huh? Or you are just not posting them thus making you look even more retarded? I have them but I want to see if you can find them internet sleuth.

the funniest part is you didn't take the bait but deflected yourself, thus proving you were a much bigger loser on stars cash then you lead on to be. See stars doesn't allow stats on PTR, I guess you didn't know that did ya? Deflect your big losses to merge much ? lol



bait and switch and you failed miserably.

I BID YOU ADIEU AND A GOOD DAY SIR.

[jsearles22]

Havent found those readily available merge stats where I am up big since black friday huh? Or you are just not posting them thus making you look even more retarded? I have them but I want to see if you can find them internet sleuth.

the funniest part is you didn't take the bait but deflected yourself, thus proving you were a much bigger loser on stars cash then you lead on to be. See stars doesn't allow stats on PTR, I guess you didn't know that did ya? Deflect your big losses to merge much ? lol

bait and switch and you failed miserably.

I BID YOU ADIEU AND A GOOD DAY SIR.

I dont even know what PTR is, i have always looked up stats on OPR only. I wouldnt know how to block any stats on any website. Furthermore, I played nearly zero on cash. Therefore I didnt feel your comment even deserved a response because I knew my PS cash stats will show almost zero action.

Now I answered you, are you going to answer all of my counterpoints? For some reason I highly doubt it.

[TheTemplar]