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    Bill Burr's thoughts on Yoko Ono


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    There isn't much bill burr says that I don't agree with.

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    Here is that original video, with Yoko squealing


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    I will never understand for the life of me WTF he saw in that woman, and how she had such a hold on him. It is one of the greatest mysteries in the history of mankind IMO.

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    what a nightmare she was.

    He could have had pretty much ANYONE in the world....chose that.



    And she is shitting all over his name and fortune to this day. At least one of the kids hates her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    what a nightmare she was.

    He could have had pretty much ANYONE in the world....chose that.



    And she is shitting all over his name and fortune to this day. At least one of the kids hates her.
    I decided a long time ago trying to figure out the way this man thought, and trying to figure out some of his decisions, especially Yoko, is beyond my comprehension. He was a strange genius to say the least...

    On the flip side, he did cheat on her.

    Did you know about his agreed hiatus from Yoko for a year, where he basically banged another Asian chick WAY hotter than Yoko?



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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...lover-too.html

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    whoa.

    Never heard that. Interesting.

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    LMAO

    Love the freeze-frame of that look on Chuck Berry's face. Looks like he got a hot poker up the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    LMAO

    Love the freeze-frame of that look on Chuck Berry's face. Looks like he got a hot poker up the ass.

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    She certainly has a way of cunting up great moments in rock n roll. I couldn't find the video, but she did an even worse job on the Lennon, Clapton, Richards, and Mitch Mitchell (The Dirty Mac) "Whole lotta yoko" jam from The Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus.

    An iconic jam by legends ruined by her off-key warbling and nonsense. Here is the audio only. The hilarity starts at the 1:27 mark. I'm listening right now and it's lol.



    Chuck Berry's expression could be the new WTF emoticon. Paging 4d or vwls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
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    LMAO

    Love the freeze-frame of that look on Chuck Berry's face. Looks like he got a hot poker up the ass.

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    She certainly has a way of cunting up great moments in rock n roll. I couldn't find the video, but she did an even worse job on the Lennon, Clapton, Richards, and Mitch Mitchell (The Dirty Mac) "Whole lotta yoko" jam from The Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus.

    An iconic jam by legends ruined by her off-key warbling and nonsense. Here is the audio only. The hilarity starts at the 1:27 mark. I'm listening right now and it's lol.



    Chuck Berry's expression could be the new WTF emoticon. Paging 4d or vwls.
    I was LOLing the whole time. She sounds like she's in the fucking Exorcist.

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    Its damn near impossible to make it through this whole video (I couldnt)

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    If there was a list of talentless people who capitalized the most from their spouse's talents, I would put Yoko at the top.





    Yoko
    Camille Grammer
    Heather Mills
    That bitch from Manhattan who plastic surgeon'd her way into looking like a fucking cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post



    Its damn near impossible to make it through this whole video (I couldnt)
    Sounds like a 3-minute orgasm by someone simultaneously in extreme pain.

    But here's a better version:


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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    whoa.

    Never heard that. Interesting.
    Dident happen like that Vegas of course is WRONG the bitch Lenon was banging was chosen for him by yoko so to keep controle of him this girl was dismissed when yoko decided to come back.
    I would say it was not cheeting more of a pleasant replacement while she banged her way around the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    whoa.

    Never heard that. Interesting.
    Dident happen like that Vegas of course is WRONG the bitch Lenon was banging was chosen for him by yoko so to keep controle of him this girl was dismissed when yoko decided to come back.
    I would say it was not cheeting more of a pleasant replacement while she banged her way around the world.
    What did I say that was wrong you dumb fuck?

    May Pang was mutually chosen, BUT, idiot, it is also well known that while he was out in LA he was banging all sorts of other women.

    Also, it is well established that Yoko didn't fuck anyone during John's lost weekend, in fact John was telling her to bang other men but she refused... So, again, as usual, you are the one that is wrong here.

    I would tell you to read a book about this, since there are several out there, but you are obviously too much of a fuckwhit to understand anything you read, so just continue being a stupid troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    whoa.

    Never heard that. Interesting.
    Dident happen like that Vegas of course is WRONG the bitch Lenon was banging was chosen for him by yoko so to keep controle of him this girl was dismissed when yoko decided to come back.
    I would say it was not cheeting more of a pleasant replacement while she banged her way around the world.
    This.

    Anyway, Yoko Ono's problem is not unique. Lots of people out there have some desire to be an artist and express themselves, but have zero talent. Can't paint, can't sing, can't play an instrument. So, many of them turn to avante-garde bullshit like performance art and shitty conceptual art. These are the sort of people that love to drone on about how art is broadly defined and open to interpretation.

    Here's what Yoko Ono was supposedly exhibiting at an art gallery when she met Lennon.



    Blank canvas, hammer, and some nails. Everyone walks up and hammers one in. Wow, so deep. I'm sure that's full of symbolism and shit.

    When I mention performance art, I'm not talking about dancing or theater. I mean shit like this:

    Lately, I have been super into performance artists, since they offer a transcendent interpretation of the modern physical world that can't be explained with traditional media (movies, paintings, photos, .jpg internet memes). Recently went to a relevant art space, and watched a collective of performance artists try to 'make sense' of our crazy world. (Gotta admit, only went there for extra credit for my Art History course, but actually felt like I was a legit part of the local art scene).

    N e ways, this 1 girl 'totally stole the show.' As u can see, she did a meaningful performance art piece which culminated with the popular children's soup / noodle / pasta "Spaghettios" squirting out of her vagina.

    When Yoko Ono shrieks over Lennon and Chuck Berry, she probably doesn't realize that she's ruining it. She probably thinks she's adding some value by making it weird and artsy. She, like many others, fancies herself a Picasso or Mozart, just using a different medium. Because art is easy and doesn't require any skill or talent, just an open mind.

    I don't hate Yoko Ono for ruining the Beatles, because I don't really care about the Beatles that much. I just hate what she is and stands for.

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    Lennon probably told her everyday that everything she did was artistic and special. Nobody around them would disagree with lennon so when fucking John Lennon says you are good at something she probably to this day still thinks she is good at whatever she does. My blind read is that lennon was into some really weird sexual stuff that...we can only imagine...and yoko was the only girl he met who was into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post

    Dident happen like that Vegas of course is WRONG the bitch Lenon was banging was chosen for him by yoko so to keep controle of him this girl was dismissed when yoko decided to come back.
    I would say it was not cheeting more of a pleasant replacement while she banged her way around the world.
    This.
    This what?

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