Originally Posted by 408Mike
How do you fuck a lobster Mike?
Very carefully I'd wager
Tonight I am going to be making a rump roast. Possibly might make some chicken nachos as well if I'm not too lazy. Pics will be posted.
SUCCESS!!!! GOD I LOVE YOU SONATINE, LOBSTER IS AMAZING.
At safeway today I came upon $5 a tail lobsters and normally, I don't give a fuck about lobster, but today, for some reason, I just had a calling from God to try them. I was sure in my heart of hearts Sonatine would have jumped on these things as they were FRESH and still on ice over at the butcher spot in safeway so I said fuck it, I've never cooked these things and I wanted steak so I went with lobster tail, steak, linguine with white sauce and fresh green salad.
Few of you know this but I am living as a live in caretaker for a retired couple and the lady of the house isn't quite with it at times upstairs. My duties include cooking three times a day all dishes grocery shopping laundry cat box and feeding duties and I fix things left and right. Last night I fixed a grandfather clock three flashlights numerous odds and ends. Out of nowhere I turned out to be a fantastic cook! I guess after 31 years of a mother telling me everything I COULDN'T do (she literally never ate one single thing I have ever cooked would never let me fix anything of hers, hell she wouldn't tell me to take the trash out without a "DON'T BREAK ANYTHING ON THE WAY OUT" line, I honestly truly hate my mother will all my heart) I surprisingly fix computers, fix cars, am a chef and competent caretaker. I am actually loved for the first time maybe in my entire life...
Anywho enough rambling, I broiled the lobster tails at 450 and they came out EXCELLENT. I am a rookie at this shell cracking and folding thing but I did alright. Props to Barry for teaching me how to select and cook steak, I received numerous compliments on it and personally i was quite happy. The steaks received salt and pepper that is IT, I used to put all kinds of crap on there but Barry taught me it's all about the basics and proper marbling selection. I did my best and am quite pleased with the result.
The last picture is Tony Kitten, my cat. I have a friend who operates a cat rescue and I rescued Tony and his sister Cleopatra (she is not in the pics yet, she's skittish) and I feel confident Tony is the most gorgeous cat I have ever seen. He's my boy! I snapped a pic today of him laying across Mary's bed, he looked adorable and I couldn't pass up the opportunity.
Oh, I am training my kittens to use the toilet via this device called LitterKwitter. Today is day1, if anyone wants updates I would be glad to.
ON WITH THE SHOW
yes that is sriracha, for the pasta obv
yes my kitten is the most handsome creature on the fucking planet
yes Sonatine IS GODATINE
I can barely walk
KARINA JETT, YOU COULD BE FEASTING LIKE THIS *AFTER* A PROPER FUCKING FROM A 32 YEAR OLD STUD IF YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH
Druff much love
China most love
Shout out to Bobby Wong and Luigi, much love
Jewdonk, eat your heart out I can POST ON PFA NYA NYA NYA NA NA
I am packing more heat than scooter, make no mistake I AM THE ALPHA DOG OF THESE FUCKING FORUMS
I see 4 of your ex's on the bed. Does the Lion give good head?
can't talk am thinking of a way to scam sonatine
him being a permanent mark and all I just feel this is how it's gotta be
odds are that 408 accidentally kills them? near 100% for sure...... does she have great titties?
all hail Hydra
Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.
So I hadn't made any corned beef in close to a year and couldn't wait another month and a half.
Introducting 4D's
Der Zwiebelbrot Reuben
Shout out to Dunderbak's.
5, 2, 4, 1, 3
Frank if I was Nickay A. I'd go Christopher Dorner on your small town bitch ass!! Nickey Santoro style you fcking rat..
Do you at least take turns fucking the two lions? No reason to wear out the holes you poked in them.5, 2, 4, 1, 3
Mike nice spread u had there brother!!
I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
Hey 408mooch, you gonna have that cat declawed? You know so it will be easier for you to rape it and all.
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