Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Cheetos Mullet Rat posting old videos about Chrissy to try and boost his shitty YT channel.

I guess cloning Chrissy's old channel for cheap views didn't work out well, eh hoser???



Won't link it here but it's probably just him yapping in that annoying French Canadian accent about "Ow Chrissy is a 'Ater and 'As NO Winning Stragedy Gyeees!"

[TheRivers]

And the trend continues. When he shows money it’s from an old video.

[1dollarboxcar]

yep old video, i remember this one too.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/4198977320344182

[zealanddonk]

The weird thing about that video is, he still looks so worn out, tired and depleted in it.

Also, if you had "cock sucker laugh when hes lying" on your bingo card, ding ding ding!

[BedWetterBettor]

Bad News Folks, that might be the LAST of Mr. Foster's money!

It seems in just 4 years since being sucked dry by the Bloat, Old Bob Foster's net worth went from $1.2 Million to a measly $100,000-$249,999 folks! Let that sink in!

So we can pretty much conclude that Chrissy ruined Mr. Foster's Credit, Savings and Retirement Accounts with all his Fuckery!



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[zealanddonk]

Bad News Folks, that might be the LAST of Mr. Foster's money!

It seems in just 4 years since being sucked dry by the Bloat, Old Bob Foster's net worth went from $1.2 Million to a measly $100,000-$249,999 folks! Let that sink in!

So we can pretty much conclude that Chrissy ruined Mr. Foster's Credit, Savings and Retirement Accounts with all his Fuckery!



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Not a chance Foster is going to quit now he is inches away from a big gay, I mean big payday.

Chrissy's next video "hurr hurr fam I lied when I said I lost $5m, but fam, I really did lose $1m of someone else's money, hurr hurr.
All I had to do was nut in his idiot daughter's worn out snatch. Despite not liking pussy, I powered through thinking about Tom Brady and my good old days on the swim team hurr hurr hurr"

[Pickleball]

Cheetos Mullet Rat posting old videos about Chrissy to try and boost his shitty YT channel.

I guess cloning Chrissy's old channel for cheap views didn't work out well, eh hoser???



Won't link it here but it's probably just him yapping in that annoying French Canadian accent about "Ow Chrissy is a 'Ater and 'As NO Winning Stragedy Gyeees!"

It looks like Cheetos moved out of his Motel 6 room and into an unfurnished shitty apartment. Check out his fine second hand Target bookshelf and an empty coat rack. There are no blinds on the lower section of the windows. I don't think those windows open. If they did, imagine how many tenants would have leaped to their death. Pretty dark thought huh? lol
On a positive note, he does have a swell view of a soup kitchen that feeds the homeless.
I tried watching his video. The only thing that stuck was his pronunciation of the word "casino".
He says, CAH Zeeno.



He would steal his mother's life savings if he could.
What a swell guy.

[Tellafriend]

Cheetos Mullet Rat posting old videos about Chrissy to try and boost his shitty YT channel.

I guess cloning Chrissy's old channel for cheap views didn't work out well, eh hoser???



Won't link it here but it's probably just him yapping in that annoying French Canadian accent about "Ow Chrissy is a 'Ater and 'As NO Winning Stragedy Gyeees!"

It looks like Cheetos moved out of his Motel 6 room and into an unfurnished shitty apartment. Check out his fine second hand Target bookshelf and an empty coat rack. There are no blinds on the lower section of the windows. I don't think those windows open. If they did, imagine how many tenants would have leaped to their death. Pretty dark thought huh? lol
On a positive note, he does have a swell view of a soup kitchen that feeds the homeless.
I tried watching his video. The only thing that stuck was his pronunciation of the word "casino".
He says, CAH Zeeno.



He would steal his mother's life savings if he could.
What a swell guy.

is that a roll of toilet paper on the otherwise empty cabinet?

[Dan Druff]

I don't believe Grok's claim that the coloring book peaked at #8 on the Amazon Self Help list, but the rest of the description of him is pretty good.

[TheRivers]

To whoever said he would bring back the Golden Goose nonsense, you get a gold star. That’s what today’s short video is about. He never says what happened to his “golden goose” when he was playing baccarat and roulette. Wasn’t that goose laying golden eggs for him all the time?

And oh yes…that 100K video from yesterday was from January, 2024. Once again he proves he’s got no money currently.

[1dollarboxcar]

here's the golden goose video, he must of lost his $100k golden goose yesterday at the casino, funny we didn't see the golden goose today... or a winning sports bet ticket...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2032773367541588

[BedWetterBettor]

To whoever said he would bring back the Golden Goose nonsense, you get a gold star. That’s what today’s short video is about. He never says what happened to his “golden goose” when he was playing baccarat and roulette. Wasn’t that goose laying golden eggs for him all the time?

And oh yes…that 100K video from yesterday was from January, 2024. Once again he proves he’s got no money currently.

Member when he was scolding Dave Pruett for "killing his Golden goose" by paying off his debts??? While he's wagging his finger and shaming old Dipshit Dave, he's got his other hand out Begging for $5000 at the last Chum's Masturr Mind where they LOST and Chrissy LIED about how they made 25K each???

Wonder how it looks now that Dave paid off HIS debt and Chrissy fucked off all the money he extorted from Dave, Branko, Fatalie Young and Nam Douche???

Chrissy might wanna give himself a Check Up from the Neck Up and HAVE PATIENCE with his next BOL Commission check. Unlike when he Lost his tiny bankroll on the Ravens at -500 against the Raiders or those same Raiders against the Panthers! Or the FLA Panthers against the Bruins in Game 7 of the 23' playoffs when he JINXED Boston forever!



How did his World Series 100K Pay Day go??? Did he Kill the Golden Goose of the Mariners annnnnnnnnd Blue Jays as well???



If only Squirty Had PATIENCE with the Dodgers LAST Year and kept hitting singles on them, He would be a freaking millionaire betting on them, but he got GREEDY and is nothing more than a Deadbroke Douche Bag Masturbator!

[zealanddonk]

[QUOTE=BedWetterBettor;1176767]

Chrissy might wanna give himself a Check Up from the Neck Up and HAVE PATIENCE with his next BOL Commission check.

Probably hours away from that BOL commission check too, but as everyone has pointed out, its probably on the smaller side these days.

[Pickleball]

I wonder why Chrissy hasn't configured his Facebook page to not allow comments. You would think that the Poker Fraud Alert crew and many others, would be slamming his page full of insults. lol

[zealanddonk]

I wonder why Chrissy hasn't configured his Facebook page to not allow comments. You would think that the Poker Fraud Alert crew and many others, would be slamming his page full of insults. lol

Sadly that comment is gone.

"Vinh Tran" has asked Chrissy what sort of bankroll he could have by the end of 2026, if he starts with $1500?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Chrissy states "$100k to $250k"

Assuming sensible 1% of bankroll bets, thats going to be a lot of action every day to hit that goal.

Unclear but assumed Chrissy will take $999 off that $1500 as well for his big boy tips.

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnnnd the recycling of old videos continues on Insta!

Here he is lying about Bool Sheeit from 2023 and trying to pass it off as a recent stay at some suite!

We all know the masturbating dead broke douche bag Squirtstopher can’t afford a suite or high limit tables if he isn’t already Banned from Casino’s’s’s Everywhere! Hahaha!



Wonder how long until this shows up on his Fakebook page???

Why can’t the little broke joke from Colt show a new video with these alleged winnings?

Same reason he can’t buy a house a 2nd car or another Rolex! He’s too broke and not attractive enough to get a Rich Sugar Daddy like he used to below!

[Dan Druff]

The reason he says that people in sportsbetting can't have a get rich quick mentality is because he's a ploppy who bets on big favorites.

My guess is that his current "system" involves betting -500 moneylines "because they can't lose", and then Mitchellgaling (I can't believe I'm typing that word) if they end up being upset.

I can totally picture the lectures in the Inner Circle Jerk group:

"Folks, this team is a -500 favorite. You know what that means? It means that the team is almost certain to win. The odds are so high, it's something like 100,000 to 1 that they'll lose. So, folks, even though you only win $1000 when you bet $5000, it's still $1000 GUARANTEED MONEY, folks. Think of how long it would take at your dead end job to earn $1000! All you have to do here is take 30 seconds to copy my bets, submit the $5000 wager to Betonline, and that's it. Your work is done, and tonight you will be $1000 richer.

But what if by some fluke it loses? Folks, I am a professional gambler, and of course I have that covered. Miracles happen, which is why we then MITCHELLGALE the bet to get back the money PLUS PROFIT the very next day. In this case, because I just would have lost $5000, I would bet $30000 the next day, also on a -500 favorite. When that wins, I will get back the $5000 I lost, PLUS that same $1000 profit we were seeking in the first place. This is foolproof because two -500 favorites NEVER lose in a row. In fact, Albert Einstein once said, 'Lightning never strikes twice', and you can take that to the bank, folks.

So do what Einstein would do, copy my picks, and we will all get rich."

[1dollarboxcar]

after making the dumb dumb club go broke, they just want to take the easy route and not do whatever it takes... plus other gems... this is golden... like the golden goose... https://www.facebook.com/reel/824156647269386

[Tariq Reed]

"Vinh Tran" has asked Chrissy what sort of bankroll he could have by the end of 2026, if he starts with $1500?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Chrissy states "$100k to $250k"

Assuming sensible 1% of bankroll bets, thats going to be a lot of action every day to hit that goal.

Unclear but assumed Chrissy will take $999 off that $1500 as well for his big boy tips.

So here's the interaction that ZD mentioned...

So CM says don't be greedy, but you can expect $1,500 to turn into $100K to $250K in only 14 months?

If CM is a millionaire (ha, ha), then why can't he turn his $1,000,000 bankroll (at minimum) into $70 to $180 million in the same time frame?

Also, if CM could 80x his bankroll every year, that means that by the time NVB is ready to sign his first NHL pro contract in 12 years, his dad could be the richest man on earth!

[1dollarboxcar]

also lol at Krissy Cakes implying that he bet the Bruins yesterday as a +133 dog by wearing their sweatshirt (since they don't play today)... implying he doesn't always bet the huge favorites... nice try Krissy...