Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Here's Another Conundrum folks...

If Masturbator Mitchell bet $350,000 on ONE game after losing 10 in a row and winning one tiny bet, then his marty progression would theoretically be:

$100

$200

$400

$800

$1600

$3200

$6400

$12,800

$33,600

$67,200

$124,400

$248,800

$350,000


Meaning, he would have to do a 12 Step Marty progression for this imaginary $350,000 bet.

But doesn't that break his rule of doing a Stop Loss of 5 Bets?

Or is that just fucked off like all his other idiotic rules like "Hurr hurr play 15 minutes and leave" or "Sit out a Hand when the dealer changes" or "Don't play when you're Tired/Horny/Hungry and had 5 cocks in your tail folks!" or "I play better when I'm Alone, you Dead Broke Douche bags made me Lose!" or "Derrrrp the Second I sat down folks, I knew I shouldn't have played by myself... the second I sat down folks!"

And should we now expect a Big, All Out, Birthday Booty Bash for Stacy's 50th Birthday in just 10 days folks???



Or is the Selfish Squirter from Summerlin just going to take another Solo, Paycation, Staycation on Playstation and get Fatter off Mozzarella Sticks and Stale Nachos???

#BLOATED LIFE BABY!



SHOUTOUT TO ELMO!

[Pickleball]

Krustaford with another Chrissy video.

[1dollarboxcar]

here's today's nonsense video embedded to play locally and the external link
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2285598745272516

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

I knew he'd do this, just claim that he placed a bajillion dollars to win it all back lol, he's so fuckin pathetic. If the bet was even in thw 5 figures, he would've paraded the ticket endlessly.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy reminds me of a Young Paul Heyman during the dying days of the Original ECW. Always Full of LIES and Excuses!

There's the Infamous FedEx story, which is told best by former ECW Wrestlers




Other Tall Tales from Happy Heyman include

1) When ECW talent asked for their paychecks and Paul E. responded "I will have them overnighted by Express Mail in a 1st Class Super Jet... I Swear on my Father's Eyesight!" ****THE NEXT DAY**** "My good sirs, the plane that was carrying your paychecks suffered a Horrific plane crash and thus your paychecks were lost in the wreckage, but I PROMISE, YOU WILL GET PAID... NEXT MONTH!"


The rest can ONLY be told by Mr. Jim Cornette in this classic Kayfabe Commentaries Production!




And here's Chrissy grooming a Young Zach, much like he's Grooming NVB to follow in his Masturbating Moronic Ways!

[zealanddonk]

Not to ruin the punchline, but when dealing with Chrissy's lies, take 2 digits off the end of any of his claims.

[Dan Druff]

This retard claims he bet $350k on the Avalanche on November 11 (presumably).

Guess what the line was?

-250

That was his "big opportunity"!




Is that classic Chrissy the Sissy, or what? Dude thinks a -250 favorite is a tremendous opportunity, and pats himself on the back for winning.

Reminds me of the old joke of the clueless sports tout, where he says, "Yeah, mock me all you want for betting big favorites, but just know that I've won 70% of my games at -300 or higher, and I can prove it!"


Anyway, with Chrissy, usually the bullshit is very loosely based on the truth.

When he says he's been losing his ass gambling, it's almost always true, though he greatly exaggerates the numbers so he looks like a high roller.

So my guess is that he lost a shitload of money recently (at least by his current bankroll standards), got pressure from the chums, made that "You need to have what it takes" bullshit video, and then fired an all-in bet (maybe borrowed money from Daddy Foster) on the Avs, figuring he "can't" lose a -250 game at home.

Lo and behold, the BLOAT won, and now feels like a genius again.

This clown really is a caricature of a ploppy sportsbettor who thinks he's got it all figured out.

[Tellafriend]

This retard claims he bet $350k on the Avalanche on November 11 (presumably).

Guess what the line was?

-250

That was his "big opportunity"!




Is that classic Chrissy the Sissy, or what? Dude thinks a -250 favorite is a tremendous opportunity, and pats himself on the back for winning.

Reminds me of the old joke of the clueless sports tout, where he says, "Yeah, mock me all you want for betting big favorites, but just know that I've won 70% of my games at -300 or higher, and I can prove it!"


Anyway, with Chrissy, usually the bullshit is very loosely based on the truth.

When he says he's been losing his ass gambling, it's almost always true, though he greatly exaggerates the numbers so he looks like a high roller.

So my guess is that he lost a shitload of money recently (at least by his current bankroll standards), got pressure from the chums, made that "You need to have what it takes" bullshit video, and then fired an all-in bet (maybe borrowed money from Daddy Foster) on the Avs, figuring he "can't" lose a -250 game at home.

Lo and behold, the BLOAT won, and now feels like a genius again.

This clown really is a caricature of a ploppy sportsbettor who thinks he's got it all figured out.

he may have told his clowns to bet it - but he didn't as there was no ticket pic.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: It's comical that his video is about "Folks! You have to have patience, discipline, look for valuable opportunities and manage your bankroll. Oh, and by the way, I just won a $350,000 bet." LOL

If only had PATIENCE 3 years ago and saw the Valuable Opportunity to pay those parking tickets in Texas, his Driver's License wouldn't have been REVOKED there and he wouldn't have had to run to Chicago like a Pussy and waste money Renting a condo at One Chicago!!!

He should have patience whilst driving Mr. Foster's Lexus and not gotten pulled over, resulting in the officer finding those Unpaid Parking Tickets and he would have had a Valuable Opportunity to keep on fleecing Zach and the rest in Texas!

But Little Kyle got GREEDY and ran to Chicago to scam Branko and the other 6 idiots, only to get their asses handed to them and tossed out of Rivers Casino in Chicago on 1 cold January Night in 2023!!!

[zealanddonk]

Ol Minuteman mitchell is extending his nonsense to 2m30s clips.

Today's nonsense is "hurr hurr win/loss percentage doesnt matter, only profit and loss hurr".

So crying for a coupla days about losing 10 in a row is meaningless because he can just make up a big boy "profitable" bet and its all good.

I stopped after he claimed he was profitable every month this year and for the last five years since my J.O.B calls.

I might review the rest of it at lunchtime.


Speaking of, we havent heard the old winner winner only water for dinner line of his for awhile lately either.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: When CM says that he usually bets $5k-$10k but occasionally fires off a $350,000 bet, that screams desperate degenerate chasing losses, not wise bankroll management. Or just screams "I'm a liar making shit up with no documentation."

Indeed, today's episode of Bool Sheeit from a Bald, Broke Bum should be called Chrissysplaining how Losing 10 out of 11 still makes one a Winner!

Squirty is rocking the cheapest looking Utah Mammoth jersey, only overshadowed by the cheaply done makeup job on his bald, fat head! Chrissy basically says he's winning cuz his PROFIT is higher than his winning percentage.

So don't worry that you Lost 10 of the last 11 folks, just keep firing off like a Moron and Marty bet until you get one win!

Nowwwwwwww Squirtstopher states he won 100K on the Colorado Avs and lies about some 50k bet on the Utah Mammoth!

But didn't he just state you need to have Patience and not get Greedy? Why is firing off HALF his alleged winnings a DAY AFTER he just supposedly broke even from the prior 10 losses???

Annnnnnnnnnnd didn't he say "Hurr hurr I lost $500,000 on 10 bets this week"??? Meaning he's in the hole for 500K and had to bet 350k(COMPLETE LIE) to get even? How does winning 100K after a 500k loss make one even? Hmmmm, the Lies aren't adding up here Folks!

Maybe he needs some of the Math that Fam can provide, okaaaaaaaaaay???

I also like how clearly Chrissy says, "Hurr hurr those Bets LOST, NOT CUZ OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Clearly indicating the Chums are mad and blaming the Bloat for giving them Shitty picks. And like a Little Pussy, he deflects and puts the blame on someone else!

So basically today's nonsense is "Losses Happen Hurr durr, keep betting until you get $1 profit and then Quit like Me!"

Sorry ZD, we posted at the same exact time, HAHA!!

Anywayyyyy, here's Chrissy's Super Duper Elite Masturbator Mind pick for tonight!

Tariq Reed: Folks! I gave you the winning picks but the millionaires athletes who don't care about you, messed them up. Don't blame me, blame the uncaring millionaires (who might be sports bet cheating anyway).

How long until Masturbator Mitchell blames Gary Bettman (NHL Commissioner) for initiating the Shootout after OT to guarantee someone wins??

"Folks, Gary Bettman is a Hebrew Slave and made the new rule that all NHL games must end in a decision! It's HIS fault we lost our 13th marty bet otherwise it would have been a TIE and we would get our money back. Don't Blame ME, Blame that Hebrew Slave Bettman for being a jealous, dead broke hater and costing us the TIE folks! Yahweh's Honest Truth!!"

[1dollarboxcar]

here's today's video both embedded to play locally and the external link too
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1555410508971222

[TheRivers]

Colorado is a -395 tonight against Buffalo. This has Chrissy “valuable opportunity” written all over it.

[Jayjami]

Colorado is a -395 tonight against Buffalo. This has Chrissy “valuable opportunity” written all over it.

Even Vegas Dave is laughing.

[Romulan]

here's today's nonsense video embedded to play locally and the external link
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2285598745272516

Not Leaving Las Vegas uses the exact same script to get people in on his trading scam. Using a baseball "base hits" analogy to set you up to expect lots of small wins - which are easy to produce and give lots of false positives - to keep the suckers going. Probably this is what chatgpt is telling these grifters to say.

[Dan Druff]

This retard claims he bet $350k on the Avalanche on November 11 (presumably).

Guess what the line was?

-250

That was his "big opportunity"!




Is that classic Chrissy the Sissy, or what? Dude thinks a -250 favorite is a tremendous opportunity, and pats himself on the back for winning.

Reminds me of the old joke of the clueless sports tout, where he says, "Yeah, mock me all you want for betting big favorites, but just know that I've won 70% of my games at -300 or higher, and I can prove it!"


Anyway, with Chrissy, usually the bullshit is very loosely based on the truth.

When he says he's been losing his ass gambling, it's almost always true, though he greatly exaggerates the numbers so he looks like a high roller.

So my guess is that he lost a shitload of money recently (at least by his current bankroll standards), got pressure from the chums, made that "You need to have what it takes" bullshit video, and then fired an all-in bet (maybe borrowed money from Daddy Foster) on the Avs, figuring he "can't" lose a -250 game at home.

Lo and behold, the BLOAT won, and now feels like a genius again.

This clown really is a caricature of a ploppy sportsbettor who thinks he's got it all figured out.

he may have told his clowns to bet it - but he didn't as there was no ticket pic.

He probably did bet it, but was likely embarrassed about the amount.

If he scrounged together $2500 as a desperate attempt to get money BACK, he can't post that ticket and explain how he's still profitable after losing 10/11.

Chrissy is your classic liar who spawns false stories from the truth.

I just think it's hilarious that he gets so emotional about losing that he can't help but make videos about it. Note that he could have kept that explanation private for the chums, but no... he puts it out for the world to see that he lost his ass. It's like he needs to validate his losing gambling by giving a speech to the general public about how he's still a winner. He's done this several times before. You know it's actually spawned from real losing.

And if you still don't believe me, consider this:

Chrissy is a degenerate. It would be torture for him to give picks and not actually bet on them. He always has to be in action. He is your standard addicted losing gambler, except he's an arrogant one who believes he's smarter than everyone else and has an edge, but in reality is one of the dumbest gamblers alive.

[Dan Druff]

So I just took a look at his sportsbettingpays dot com site. It forwards you over to his Inner Circle Thrivecart: https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/


At the top is his BOL link, so we know that he's still getting his 35% of chum losses. I imagine that's what is mainly keeping him afloat.

The rest is his usual spiel about what a winning gambler he is and you can be one too, just by joining the Inner Circle and copying his bets. Notably, he only talks about betting sports at this point. No more mention of baccy and spinny. Funny how he gave that up when he won 99% of the time!

Oddly, he already aged himself by saying he's 47 years old. Chrissy, you're born in 1979. I know that you're not the best at math, but nobody born in 1979 is 47 yet. Maybe you feel 47 early because of all the weight you packed on recently.

I liked this passage:

It's a small, private community of people that get to literally COPY my personal sports picks that I bet my own money on every single day. Like I said previously, you don't need a lot of time or money and you don't even need to know anything about sports. I tell you EXACTLY what teams to bet on and EXACTLY how much to bet. I do all of the work and you get to keep all of the profits. Seriously!

When you join my private Inner Circle, I put you inside a private message with the other members. Whatever teams that I decide to bet on, I let you know every single day. You simply COPY my bets. When I lose a bet, which I will, you'll also lose that bet. However, I've created a system that will recoup our losses and make us profit the very next day.

I love his "system that will recoup our losses and make us profit the very next day". Oh... you mean the Martingale? If you can promise to recoup losses the following day, and can win at will, why not just win every day?

So no wonder he got beaten so badly lately! He not only lost 10 out of 11 bets, but he was Martingaling -- or at least as much as his meager bankroll would allow. LOL!!

I also liked this part:

I know I know..... You don't know me and this probably sounds way too good to be true. You probably think that I'm some slimy, snake oil salesman just trying to sell you something, am I right? With all the scams and shady people in the world today, I can't say I blame you. So, follow me on social media and get to know me first.

Yes, folks, follow him on social media. See how he holds up the backs of tickets yet expects you to believe they're worth $2,000,000. That'll inspire confidence!


The Inner Circle is still $999/month, and will auto-debit your credit card as soon as you sign up.

Just a quick reminder to anyone reading this:

It's all a scam, Chrissy is a losing sportsbettor, and you can CHARGE BACK these payments at any time (for as long as your card allows it). Just report it as a fraudulent gambling investment scheme, and he is highly likely to lose the chargeback.

[BedWetterBettor]

Another Losing Night for the Bloat.

The NHL Fag takes it up the ass once more and this time, doesn't enjoy it... much!





See there it is Folks, Documentation Beating Conversation once again!

And here's Eye Witness Testimonial from a Millionaire Islander's Fan, just trust him!

[Jayjami]

Grok not a big fan of Lil' Squirty:

Christopher Mitchell: The Self-Proclaimed "GOAT" of Professional Gambling

Christopher Mitchell, often branding himself as "The GOAT" (Greatest Of All-Time), is a controversial figure in the world of professional gambling. He positions himself as a top-tier gambler, consultant, and coach, specializing in casino games like Baccarat, Roulette, and Blackjack, as well as sports betting. Based in Las Vegas, Nevada, Mitchell claims to have transformed his life from financial ruin to millionaire status through a "personal recipe" of strategies, tips, and mindset shifts. However, his reputation is deeply divided: while he markets himself through promotional media as a success coach, numerous online communities and forums label him a scammer who preys on vulnerable gamblers with unproven systems and fabricated stories.

Background and Rise to Prominence

Early Career and Pivot to Gambling: Mitchell started in network marketing before turning to gambling full-time. He openly shares a backstory of losing $500,000 in casinos, which he says motivated him to develop winning methods. By his account, he went from "completely broke" to earning over $100,000 per month within three years, eventually becoming a millionaire. This narrative is central to his branding, emphasizing resilience and "thinking outside the box" for small, consistent wins (e.g., aiming for 3% daily profits).

Sports Betting Focus: As a sports bettor, Mitchell promotes strategies for betting on games, often simplifying complex odds into "50/50" scenarios akin to coin flips. He claims expertise in various sports but has been criticized for ignoring key factors like statistics, team performance, and probability. Recent discussions (as of late 2024) highlight his frustration with sports betting's "unpredictability," contrasting it with casino games, amid reports of heavy losses on "better team" bets.

Offerings and Business Model

Mitchell monetizes his expertise through high-ticket coaching and community programs, targeting aspiring gamblers worldwide:

ELITE Coaching Club and Inner Circle: A paid membership (starting around $395/month, per forum mentions) offering weekly live sessions, Q&A, and real-time betting demos. He guarantees $500/month in winnings or a refund— a bold claim unsubstantiated by independent verification.
Mastermind Events and One-on-One Coaching: Exclusive in-person or virtual events, plus personalized mentoring via his website (christophermitchellthegoat.com).

Media and Content:

YouTube channel (under "ChangeYourLifeVlog" or similar) with tutorials on casino wins and sports picks.
Co-authored book with his wife, Stacy: 3% Millionaire Blueprint (2021), a self-help guide on turning $100 into $1 million annually through disciplined gambling. It peaked at No. 8 on Amazon's Personal Finance and Self-Help lists.
Facebook page ("Christopher Mitchell Winning Strategies Exposed") promoting online casinos like BetOnline.

He stresses responsible gambling but focuses on "printing money on demand," appealing to those seeking financial freedom.

Controversies and Criticisms

Mitchell's legitimacy is hotly debated, with strong accusations of fraud across gambling forums and social media:

Scam Allegations: Sites like PokerFraudAlert, Wizard of Vegas, and Reddit (e.g., r/baccarat, r/vegas) describe him as a "blatant scammer" who uses fake money in videos, steals strategies from the internet, and resells them. Critics point to his history of promoting debunked systems like Martingale betting adapted poorly to sports.
Personal Scandals: Forum posts from 2020–2024 claim he fabricated his past, including alleged ties to adult entertainment (e.g., "gay pornstar" references) and involvement in doxxing critics—hiring investigators to harass detractors and leaking personal info online. A 2025 YouTube video titled "Christopher Mitchell Kicked Off Facebook for Illegally Gambling Scam" documents his platform bans.

Columbus, Ohio Gossip: Searches linking "Christopher Mitchell" to local scandals in Ohio (his possible hometown) allege predatory behavior toward the elderly and spreading misinformation (e.g., claiming COVID-19 and cancer are "fake").
Community Backlash: While some fans praise his motivational style, others mock his losses and predict further downfall, especially in sports betting where he reportedly places large, emotional wagers.

No major sports media outlets (e.g., ESPN) recognize him as a legitimate bettor; an ESPN profile for a "Christopher Mitchell" refers to a college football player, unrelated to gambling.

Current Status (as of November 2025)

Mitchell remains active online, with recent press releases (e.g., January 2025) announcing new coaching programs. However, his operations appear increasingly isolated to paid echo chambers, amid ongoing exposés. If you're considering his services, approach with extreme caution—gambling "systems" rarely beat the house edge long-term, and his guarantees lack third-party proof. For more, check his official site or YouTube, but cross-reference with skeptic forums like Wizard of Vegas for balance.

[Tellafriend]

He probably did bet it, but was likely embarrassed about the amount.

If he scrounged together $2500 as a desperate attempt to get money BACK, he can't post that ticket and explain how he's still profitable after losing 10/11.

Chrissy is your classic liar who spawns false stories from the truth.

i should have been more clear. he DID NOT BET $350,000. but yeah, he couldn't stand issuing a pick and not also "winning."