Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Was this Brettski or Chrissy-ski... that did this???

https://www.reddit.com/r/gambling/co...utes_with_100/


"Hurr hurr Folks, I walked into the casino, put in $100, Bet $2 and in 5 minutes I won... $17,777.77 folks!! God's Honest Truth, in fact I do this EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!"

Except the past 729 days prior to Chrissy's last slot "win"...



COLT LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Quick notes:

The person in the above video does not play Total Retard Chrissy style.
That is, he does double on 11s and 10s, and does on 9s when he thinks it makes sense.

The person also _tips_ the dealer, which as we know, Chrissy also does not do because Chrissy cant afford it with his ultra -EV strategies.

The Blaaaaacky action stops at 7:17 and he goes to play slots afterwards.

The fact that he went all the way to Jamul (which is in the middle of nowhere in the direction of San Diego) makes me believe he had some kind of promotion or house money to play there.

It is hilarious that anyone even thinks they need to test the no-bust strategy since you can do it nowadays using online simulators and see how awful it turns out.

I'm sure either Chrissy said (or probably would say) that online simulators either cheat or dont listen when he prays for the card he needs, so you must play real Blaaaaacky to know the strtaegies work.

[BedWetterBettor]

Ever wonder what current day Drew would look like with Hair??

Yea, neither does anyone else!

But here’s Drew channeling his inner Mensch and rocking a Jew Fro!



He looks sort of like a cross between SBF and an Albino Gorilla!

[BedWetterBettor]

he took down his goatlifecash dot com link from his instagram homepage... anything been going on, on his Fakebook page??

He also just took the ColtGoatLifeCash link off his fb page as well!

Did Squirtstopher finally lose his precious affiliate money???

There’s now this SportsBettingPays.com link, which I don’t believe is a real thing and I’m not trying to click it in case it’s a Grabify link in disguise!



#Broke Life Baby!

[Dan Druff]

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

[Jayjami]

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

She definitely looks older that 50, but:



DM me Stacy!

[BedWetterBettor]

Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!




Annnnnnd Here's a Sneak Preview of her Birthday, Only CHUBSTOPHER will be putting the birthday cake in his mouth, among other large cock shaped things he's stuffed in his fat face!!

[zealanddonk]

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

She definitely looks older that 50, but:



DM me Stacy!

She must be gaggggging for a real man after years of disappointment with Kyle.

[Jayjami]

Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!

I'd get a suite at Vdara, send her down to the spa and have her washed up real good to get the Chrissy smell off her, then dinner, sex, a little Viagra and another pop before I send her home to pay the babysitter. You know, treat her like a real woman.

[zealanddonk]

Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!

I'd get a suite at Vdara, send her down to the spa and have her washed up real good to get the Chrissy smell off her, then dinner, sex, a little Viagra and another pop before I send her home to pay the babysitter. You know, treat her like a real woman.

I'm curious to Mr Horney's counter offer, his accent must be an asset.

[zealanddonk]

And since it might have been missed: Charlie Sheen said he had gay sex while on crack, wonder if he met ol Chrissy during any of their mutual adventures.

[Dan Druff]

At first when people were making fun of Stacy here, I felt a bit bad for her, because I wondered if she was being tricked by Chrissy as well, and was just really gullible.

However, once those masturrmind videos came out, featuring Stacy fully engaged in selling the scam, it was clear that she decided years ago to embrace the Chrissy Fraud Life, and is definitely fair game.

If you are a knowing accomplice of a scammer, you deserve all the mocking people will heap upon you.

[BedWetterBettor]

And since it might have been missed: Charlie Sheen said he had gay sex while on crack, wonder if he met ol Chrissy during any of their mutual adventures.

Allegedly, it was with the late Corey Haim during their 80's heyday! But these allegations are made by OTHER Corey, who is trying to save his fledgling career by Cosplaying as a bad 90's Michael Jackson ripoff!





So much down this rabbit hole, if you have the time watch all the YT vids connected with this hilarious saga!

[BedWetterBettor]

I sure hope Chrissy didn't have the Reds and Yankees in his Patented Fool Proof Spiral Notebook Winning Sports Picks for 2025!

I was actually able to get an excerpt from the book and pasted it here for you Fine Folks to Gawk at!

Enjoy!!!



# FRAUD LIFE BABY!!

[TheRivers]

Showing off his front row seats at a preseason hockey game tonight. The thrivecart site now has an all new story where he says that “not long ago” he was an Uber driver and it was sports betting that made him rich. Same scam strategy…different angle. Now he’s only lived in 10 states. Claims he sold everything he owns at pawn shops while he was poor.

[Dan Druff]

Folks, I took my GOAT LIFE CASH and attended the aforementioned Dodgers playoff game tonight.

I went with my son, who asked me, "Dad, why don't we ever sit in the front row?"

I answered, "I don't like the front row of the Loge level because the legroom is lousy. I am 6'2, so that's a problem for me. If I were a 5'5" midget with a gay porn background, maybe things would be different."

He then responded, "Okay, yes, Christopher Mitchell is short, but he still always sits in the front row. He says that's where the rich people sit. Does this mean we aren't rich?"

I explained, "Folks, Christopher Mitchell sits in the front row of the cheap outfield seats, which is the baseball equivalent to having the most expensive thing on the menu at McDonald's. Actual rich people select a seat they like, and they buy it. They don't worry about how others will perceive their seat selection, or what status it brings them." I then looked him straight in the eye and bellowed, "YOU'VE GOT TO RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN!"

[BedWetterBettor]

LOL, I chuckled at this part he recently added.

Basically, Drawing Attention to the fact he Is a Scammer and Snake Oil Salesman, and a Shitty One at that too!

Good Job Chrissy, add doubt into people's minds and try to ease that doubt with your lame IG and FB accounts that have like 1 post a month and many that people can't even see, hahahaha!!




Gee, I wonder why anyone would think THIS guy is a Cheesy, Snake Oil Salesman???







COLT LIFE BABY!

[BedWetterBettor]

Pusstopher has brought back the FB page... for now until the little Pussy hides it again!

Some nonsense Musical post about Bool Sheeit and trashy rap music from the Whitest White Boy of all time!



Looks like he bought the URL SportsBettingPays . COM which re-directs to the BOL link, hahaha what a desperate LOSER!!!

[The Boz]

So Chrissy goes back to what he knows best…..no not Sports Betting….the classic Circle Jerk!

He’s stuck at 16 chums on FB, who presumably are vetted by him and at least a few may truly be suckers still giving him money. And they are seeing the link to his shitty site. Said shitty site that he asks you to follow him on FB to see how “legitimate” he is.

So how the hell does he expect to get anyone new to find the site unless he’s advertising in places we don’t know about. But it’s obviously not working unless we see an increase from the 16. Classic Chrissy Circle Jerk, just like the Good “old Colt days.

By the way, no proof he flew to Chicago, just him in a shitty knockoff Cubs Jersey and more shitty rap music. Low effort by the clown.

[The Boz]

Also note he went through GoDaddy to register the site on September 23rd.

Note sure of GoDaddy’s policy on links to illegal offshore sites but there is a place to report abuse. I doubt they care but might be worth a shot.