Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: To be fair he would give his ass for $50 if anyone wanted it

After last night's LOSS, he'll be lucky to get two pennies and a tube of Anal lube!

[BedWetterBettor]

Saw the below video from WayveWeBSurf and immediately thought of Chrissy! LOL, oh the days of Squirty wearing Baby Blue colored Boss Jumpsuits at the Boston Bruin's Playoff Game and then never wearing it again!



Also explains why he never saw another $1400 shopping spree at BOSS from the Masturbating Midget! He likely returned all those BOSS jumpsuits and bought similar ones at Walmart!!



I'm guessing Stacy has to pull the Barcode swap scam when she buys girdles and granny panties to compliment her shitty wardrobe! Only 5 months away from Stacykins turning the Big 5-0!!!

Now Mr. Horney will have less than 6 months to Seal the Deal and perhaps he could get her some decent clothes instead of her having to wear OLD, UNSOLD merch from Chrissy's Change Your Life catalog, HAHAHAHA!!!

[Dan Druff]

Still amazes me the difference between Stacy with hair dye and makeup versus "completely natural" Stacy.

The former looks fairly good for her age, the latter looks like a midwestern grandma.

Of course, Chrissy has aged a ton since he started these videos in 2020. It's super obvious when you see older videos that they were a few years ago, even if you hadn't seen the content before. Being a compulsive gambler and career scammer ages you quickly, especially when you're constantly looking over your shoulder and hiding from all the people you cheated.

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like the Little Masturbator made it to Game 3, in true Bandwagoner fashion, he wore a Cats jersey.

Ya know, the same team he claimed was "DONE" 9 weeks ago???



Schulkins likely bought the seats and Chrissy begged him to come to the game. Here's his fat head at the highest section on the floor, lol Best seats indeed!



I thought the BLOAT always sat "FRONT ROW"???

Why is he sitting in the Cheap Seats with all the other Dead broke Douchebags?

Shouldn't he be rubbing shoulders with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? Ya know, REAL millionaires who are successful and popular!

#BROKE LIFE BABY

[BedWetterBettor]

Phantom Limb: We know why the game winning goal for FL hit the post. The Jinx in the house.

TheRivers: Game 3 was the blowout game. Florida won that one. I’m sure the BLOAT was screaming and doing his best to look like a panthers fan.

Folks folks, You're BOTH RIGHT!!!

MC Squirty G was at Game 3 in the above pictures annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnd


The Curse of the Summerlin Squirter is ALIVE AND WELL FOLKS!!

Squirstopher cursed the Cats by wearing their jersey in Game 4, making them Blow a 3 Goal Lead faster than Chrissy can Blow a Trucker for a Ride!!!



Chrissy looking like a Grey Skeleton with Caked on Makeup and Sunburn on his fat, bald head!



Remember, the Cats are done...


The Moment Chrissy put their jersey on!!!



#CURSED LIFE BABY!

[TheRivers]

Interesting that Schulkins posted about game 4 two days after it occurred.

Clearly Chrissy still has income coming from somewhere if he can fly to to Miami and pay for game tickets (doubt the insurance guy paid for both games). Hard though to see dummies still being on Chrissy’s group and paying him after all his social media got taken down.

But wait..what am I talking about. Chrissy is the best gambler in the history of gambling. I’m sure he’s well on his way to making $3M this year.

[zealanddonk]

Phantom Limb: We know why the game winning goal for FL hit the post. The Jinx in the house.

TheRivers: Game 3 was the blowout game. Florida won that one. I’m sure the BLOAT was screaming and doing his best to look like a panthers fan.

Folks folks, You're BOTH RIGHT!!!

MC Squirty G was at Game 3 in the above pictures annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnd


The Curse of the Summerlin Squirter is ALIVE AND WELL FOLKS!!

Squirstopher cursed the Cats by wearing their jersey in Game 4, making them Blow a 3 Goal Lead faster than Chrissy can Blow a Trucker for a Ride!!!



Chrissy looking like a Grey Skeleton with Caked on Makeup and Sunburn on his fat, bald head!



Remember, the Cats are done...


The Moment Chrissy put their jersey on!!!



#CURSED LIFE BABY!

In the picture of the 4 of them, Chrissy looks tweaked up on something getting ready to star in yet another "Uncle Fester self-Molester" porno [excellent name for Chrissy, thanks to who came up with it].

Schulkins looks like hes blazed on something else, and following Chrissy's arm, its not too hard to guess where his hand is trying to go either

[zealanddonk]

O and, I seem to recall, one of their early interactions was Chrissy bragging that Schulkins saw Chrissy doing his "Comeback king" gimmick where Chrissy rinses off a couple of big boy buyins, "finds" some more money, makes ludicriously large bets, gets lucky, ends up just over breakeven [j.o.b] and then brags about profit.

You'd think Schulkins would eventually realise all Chrissy does is lose and either get lucky, or lose more.

[BedWetterBettor]

Interesting that Schulkins posted about game 4 two days after it occurred.

Clearly Chrissy still has income coming from somewhere if he can fly to to Miami and pay for game tickets (doubt the insurance guy paid for both games). Hard though to see dummies still being on Chrissy’s group and paying him after all his social media got taken down.

But wait..what am I talking about. Chrissy is the best gambler in the history of gambling. I’m sure he’s well on his way to making $3M this year.

Here are the other two clowns in the Game 4 picture...

Even Chrissy has to post some nonsense about "Hurr hurr You're Absolutely Right!" when some deadbroke douche bag says the Panthers are about to Lose.




Here's the older guy with spiky, gray hair that Chrissy WISHED he had! Name is Chris also, lol!

He posted some reels on his FB page from the game, Chrissy is acting like he's happy the Panthers scored, but looks more lost than a Colt Studios Reject in an Orgy of Hot Females like Lana Paul, Gianna Michaels and Lisa Ann! Shout-out to Jasmine Tame!!


https://www.facebook.com/chrisrobinette04

Other dude is some dork named Charlie Rimjob!

https://www.facebook.com/charlie.ramshaw



Feel free to DM them and send them plenty of Pics and stories about the Gay Porn Reject and all his shortcomings in life!





#THROAT GOAT LIFE BABY!

[Pickleball]

Interesting that Schulkins posted about game 4 two days after it occurred.

Clearly Chrissy still has income coming from somewhere if he can fly to to Miami and pay for game tickets (doubt the insurance guy paid for both games). Hard though to see dummies still being on Chrissy’s group and paying him after all his social media got taken down.

But wait..what am I talking about. Chrissy is the best gambler in the history of gambling. I’m sure he’s well on his way to making $3M this year.

Here are the other two clowns in the Game 4 picture...

Even Chrissy has to post some nonsense about "Hurr hurr You're Absolutely Right!" when some deadbroke douche bag says the Panthers are about to Lose.




Here's the older guy with spiky, gray hair that Chrissy WISHED he had! Name is Chris also, lol!

He posted some reels on his FB page from the game, Chrissy is acting like he's happy the Panthers scored, but looks more lost than a Colt Studios Reject in an Orgy of Hot Females like Lana Paul, Gianna Michaels and Lisa Ann! Shout-out to Jasmine Tame!!


https://www.facebook.com/chrisrobinette04

Other dude is some dork named Charlie Rimjob!

https://www.facebook.com/charlie.ramshaw



Feel free to DM them and send them plenty of Pics and stories about the Gay Porn Reject and all his shortcomings in life!





#THROAT GOAT LIFE BABY!

Chrissy with his limp wrist twirling his towel.

Shulkins et all must have had a great laugh when Chrissy showed up in his cheap jersey and toddler shorts, looking like NVB.
Speaking of NVB the future NHL all-star, he must be at least as tall as his scamming father by now.

[zealanddonk]

Interesting that Schulkins posted about game 4 two days after it occurred.

Clearly Chrissy still has income coming from somewhere if he can fly to to Miami and pay for game tickets (doubt the insurance guy paid for both games). Hard though to see dummies still being on Chrissy’s group and paying him after all his social media got taken down.

But wait..what am I talking about. Chrissy is the best gambler in the history of gambling. I’m sure he’s well on his way to making $3M this year.

Here are the other two clowns in the Game 4 picture...

Even Chrissy has to post some nonsense about "Hurr hurr You're Absolutely Right!" when some deadbroke douche bag says the Panthers are about to Lose.




Here's the older guy with spiky, gray hair that Chrissy WISHED he had! Name is Chris also, lol!

He posted some reels on his FB page from the game, Chrissy is acting like he's happy the Panthers scored, but looks more lost than a Colt Studios Reject in an Orgy of Hot Females like Lana Paul, Gianna Michaels and Lisa Ann! Shout-out to Jasmine Tame!!


https://www.facebook.com/chrisrobinette04

Other dude is some dork named Charlie Rimjob!

https://www.facebook.com/charlie.ramshaw



Feel free to DM them and send them plenty of Pics and stories about the Gay Porn Reject and all his shortcomings in life!





#THROAT GOAT LIFE BABY!

I hate to think what "HIG" stands for, esp given Bubs probably needs to be on HGH.

[BedWetterBettor]

Guess Tim Yee and Chrissy have one thing in common…


they’re both Dumber than a Stopped Clock!



****5 Hours Ago***



Remember, you too can pay $999 for Expert picks like these!?!

Dodgers Suck, Cats are DONE and many more Losers await folks!!





Lol, Found a shot of Chrissy at the Edmonton Game...

[Jayjami]

Now is the time to bet BIG on the Oilers to win the Cup. They’re +125 favorites and Lil Squirty told us the Panthers suck. It’s the lock of the century! #FreeNVB.

[BedWetterBettor]

“Hurr hurr hurr Cats are Done! You just don’t wanna admit it Sugar Daddy Schulkins!?!”








Durr Hurr hurr I got a wooden spoon!?!?




Hahahaha, only Chrissy the Masturbating Midget could pick the two teams NOT to win Championships with 58 other candidates and still LOSE both predictions!

Dodgers Suck, Cats are Done!?! I never did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn! I’m a millionaire who rents his whole life and takes loans out for mediocre cars!

[Jayjami]

Now is the time to bet BIG on the Oilers to win the Cup. They’re +125 favorites and Lil Squirty told us the Panthers suck. It’s the lock of the century! #FreeNVB.

Oh well. I guess I’ve got to stay patient and trust the process.

[BedWetterBettor]

Just in case you Forgot...


Chrissy was not Wrong Once, but TWICE in the same series about the Panthers losing in the playoffs!






It must be Tim Yee and Sugar Daddy Schulkins's's's fault folks! They distracted him from making the right pick, they must have offered Chrissy $100 to Shoot His Big Load and he happily accepted!

[Phantom Limb]

That tears it...I'm officially going to join the chums club so that I can bet against every pick by the little fucker and become rich beyond my wildest dreams.

The ultimate mush, this guy.

[zealanddonk]

That tears it...I'm officially going to join the chums club so that I can bet against every pick by the little fucker and become rich beyond my wildest dreams.

The ultimate mush, this guy.

If only Druff had a secret sub forum that could be used as a place to put Chrissy's super secret never lose, always play American Roulette secrets and other information from the chums club.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, here's some interesting Facts to look at over the last week...

Fact # 1) Chrissy has been Quite a Busy Boy in his Leased White Caddy SUV that has a Loan on it! Putting 4000 miles on it just 2 months... that's 24,000 Miles a Year folks!


He needed to get an Oil change, despite getting one just 2 months earlier at Valvoline Instant Oil Change, Located at 10886 W Charleston Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89135





Fact # 2) The date of the Above Oil Change was 6/14/2025... the same day as Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals which was in Edmonton and conveniently the Summerlin Squirter did NOT attend!

https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/game...anthers-oilers

We've still not seen Schulkins or Chrissy at Game 6 in FLA, they're either too broke to go or a couple of PUSSIES who are too scared to post photos after I doxxed them all here, HAHAHA!


Fact # 3) The Driving Distance from Las Vegas to Florida... just over 2000 miles!!! So a trip there and back... for all you 1st Grade Math Graduates would equal... 4000 miles!!!


Not saying Chrissy drove all the way to the arena in Sunrise, but he could have met up with Sugar Daddy Schulkins further North in FLA and then LIED and said he flew in.

In the photo I posted days ago of Schulkins, Chrissy and the other two idiots, Mikey says "Hurr hurr the Boys flew in for the Game"

And if he DID fly to Florida, he still put 4000 miles on the Caddy in 2 months???

Did he get another one of these Cheap BLOAT LIFE CASH . COM decals and needs to drive around state to state hoping some idiots will sign up???

Or is he back to driving Uber for the Rent money??? Documentation Beats Conversation! Stay Tuned Folks!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

out of rep comments, nice work at @BWB ^^^