After last night's LOSS, he'll be lucky to get two pennies and a tube of Anal lube!The Boz: To be fair he would give his ass for $50 if anyone wanted it
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After last night's LOSS, he'll be lucky to get two pennies and a tube of Anal lube!The Boz: To be fair he would give his ass for $50 if anyone wanted it
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Saw the below video from WayveWeBSurf and immediately thought of Chrissy! LOL, oh the days of Squirty wearing Baby Blue colored Boss Jumpsuits at the Boston Bruin's Playoff Game and then never wearing it again!
Also explains why he never saw another $1400 shopping spree at BOSS from the Masturbating Midget! He likely returned all those BOSS jumpsuits and bought similar ones at Walmart!!
I'm guessing Stacy has to pull the Barcode swap scam when she buys girdles and granny panties to compliment her shitty wardrobe! Only 5 months away from Stacykins turning the Big 5-0!!!
Now Mr. Horney will have less than 6 months to Seal the Deal and perhaps he could get her some decent clothes instead of her having to wear OLD, UNSOLD merch from Chrissy's Change Your Life catalog, HAHAHAHA!!!
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Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-11-2025 at 10:06 AM.
Still amazes me the difference between Stacy with hair dye and makeup versus "completely natural" Stacy.
The former looks fairly good for her age, the latter looks like a midwestern grandma.
Of course, Chrissy has aged a ton since he started these videos in 2020. It's super obvious when you see older videos that they were a few years ago, even if you hadn't seen the content before. Being a compulsive gambler and career scammer ages you quickly, especially when you're constantly looking over your shoulder and hiding from all the people you cheated.
Looks like the Little Masturbator made it to Game 3, in true Bandwagoner fashion, he wore a Cats jersey.
Ya know, the same team he claimed was "DONE" 9 weeks ago???
Schulkins likely bought the seats and Chrissy begged him to come to the game. Here's his fat head at the highest section on the floor, lol Best seats indeed!
I thought the BLOAT always sat "FRONT ROW"???
Why is he sitting in the Cheap Seats with all the other Dead broke Douchebags?
Shouldn't he be rubbing shoulders with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? Ya know, REAL millionaires who are successful and popular!
#BROKE LIFE BABY
Folks folks, You're BOTH RIGHT!!!Phantom Limb: We know why the game winning goal for FL hit the post. The Jinx in the house.
TheRivers: Game 3 was the blowout game. Florida won that one. I’m sure the BLOAT was screaming and doing his best to look like a panthers fan.
MC Squirty G was at Game 3 in the above pictures annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnd
The Curse of the Summerlin Squirter is ALIVE AND WELL FOLKS!!
Squirstopher cursed the Cats by wearing their jersey in Game 4, making them Blow a 3 Goal Lead faster than Chrissy can Blow a Trucker for a Ride!!!
Chrissy looking like a Grey Skeleton with Caked on Makeup and Sunburn on his fat, bald head!
Remember, the Cats are done...
The Moment Chrissy put their jersey on!!!
#CURSED LIFE BABY!
Interesting that Schulkins posted about game 4 two days after it occurred.
Clearly Chrissy still has income coming from somewhere if he can fly to to Miami and pay for game tickets (doubt the insurance guy paid for both games). Hard though to see dummies still being on Chrissy’s group and paying him after all his social media got taken down.
But wait..what am I talking about. Chrissy is the best gambler in the history of gambling. I’m sure he’s well on his way to making $3M this year.
In the picture of the 4 of them, Chrissy looks tweaked up on something getting ready to star in yet another "Uncle Fester self-Molester" porno [excellent name for Chrissy, thanks to who came up with it].
Schulkins looks like hes blazed on something else, and following Chrissy's arm, its not too hard to guess where his hand is trying to go either
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
O and, I seem to recall, one of their early interactions was Chrissy bragging that Schulkins saw Chrissy doing his "Comeback king" gimmick where Chrissy rinses off a couple of big boy buyins, "finds" some more money, makes ludicriously large bets, gets lucky, ends up just over breakeven [j.o.b] and then brags about profit.
You'd think Schulkins would eventually realise all Chrissy does is lose and either get lucky, or lose more.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Here are the other two clowns in the Game 4 picture...
Even Chrissy has to post some nonsense about "Hurr hurr You're Absolutely Right!" when some deadbroke douche bag says the Panthers are about to Lose.
Here's the older guy with spiky, gray hair that Chrissy WISHED he had! Name is Chris also, lol!
He posted some reels on his FB page from the game, Chrissy is acting like he's happy the Panthers scored, but looks more lost than a Colt Studios Reject in an Orgy of Hot Females like Lana Paul, Gianna Michaels and Lisa Ann! Shout-out to Jasmine Tame!!
https://www.facebook.com/chrisrobinette04
Other dude is some dork named Charlie Rimjob!
https://www.facebook.com/charlie.ramshaw
Feel free to DM them and send them plenty of Pics and stories about the Gay Porn Reject and all his shortcomings in life!
#THROAT GOAT LIFE BABY!
Chrissy with his limp wrist twirling his towel.
Shulkins et all must have had a great laugh when Chrissy showed up in his cheap jersey and toddler shorts, looking like NVB.
Speaking of NVB the future NHL all-star, he must be at least as tall as his scamming father by now.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Guess Tim Yee and Chrissy have one thing in common…
they’re both Dumber than a Stopped Clock!
****5 Hours Ago***
Remember, you too can pay $999 for Expert picks like these!?!
Dodgers Suck, Cats are DONE and many more Losers await folks!!
Lol, Found a shot of Chrissy at the Edmonton Game...
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