Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

https://christophermitchellthegoat.c...opher-mitchell


Found an old Click Funnel Website that has the Bloat's Name and Ugly Fat Face all over it.

This is more than Likely a Cloned Website from his Colt Life Cash site around 2022, given the numbers for membership are $499 and $99 for his "winning sports picks"... lol!



I can't remove the Click Funnels Banner without leaving the page but perhaps trying the URL on a WAYBACK machine might show it?

It would be funny if Squirtstopher did try and restart his Shitty Lead Funnels business back in 2022 after the Mass Exodus Losing Session that Bird Brain sent video evidence of! Hahaha!



The Bit.ly links don't line up, so if anyone with a Tor Browser or VPN wants to use those links in the first pic and see where they land, go for it!

[1dollarboxcar]

so i got a notification that this guy subscribed to my YT channel https://www.youtube.com/@augiept legit account has a lot of gambling videos mostly slots in LV... seems to live in LV... although if you go to his popular video tab, he has a video from Aruba... he seems to be some sort of Dietician/Nutritionist... anyways from his main page on YT if you click the more info link with the 9+ external links you get this... picture below...LOL... anyways so i went to his newest video and left a comment/question asking... " hey, thanks for subscribing to my channel, so curiosity has got the best of me here so i will just ask straight up, did Christopher Mitchell pull some shenanigans with you?"... i have a feeling he was trying to seek CM out and came across my videos/YT channel... let's see if he responds... he may have some good info for us... so please don't be mean to him and scare him off... if he spills some tea... may and hopefully have to turn this over to Druff cause he is better at these sort of things than me... but we shall see if he responds or not...

[1dollarboxcar]

scratch what i said above^^... the more i see this guys channel and clicked on his posts tab... this came up, pic below... with no J.O.B. and all his shakeology links, he is probably a partner of CM's... i checked on YT with my phone and not signed into any accounts and my comment doesn't show up... so he most likely deleted it or the YT algorithm wouldn't let it go through... i am thinking he most likely deleted it... fuck this guy... let him have it or have some fun with him in the comments... he most likely already has me blocked from commenting anymore...

EDIT: now my comments show up, took awhile but now there... anyways let's see what happens...

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy still sending gifts and thinking about his old buddy Stewie Screwman!!!



Lol, he probably had to bend the smaller one to look like his own tiny, crooked pecker... hahahaha!

[BedWetterBettor]

Zach back to trusting the Real Estate Process...

Not enough to actually sell a House of course, but just enough to sell courses and MLM nonsense to get him that sweet residual income that he supposedly made 6 figures with... 5 years ago!

Here's his "new" Insta, which is just a rehash of his old get rich quick scheme format. Feel free to Holla at Ya Booooooi!

https://www.instagram.com/zachjones.io/

Zachy is also looking sickly thin and pale here, I'm guessing from not getting much sleep from the new born baby!

Doesn't look like those Meals on Wheels deliveries are still coming?





He might be able to Dust off his old Prom suit and start wearing it to Open Houses again!

#ZACH LIFE BABY!

[zealanddonk]

Zach back to trusting the Real Estate Process...

Not enough to actually sell a House of course, but just enough to sell courses and MLM nonsense to get him that sweet residual income that he supposedly made 6 figures with... 5 years ago!

Here's his "new" Insta, which is just a rehash of his old get rich quick scheme format. Feel free to Holla at Ya Booooooi!

https://www.instagram.com/zachjones.io/

Zachy is also looking sickly thin and pale here, I'm guessing from not getting much sleep from the new born baby!

Doesn't look like those Meals on Wheels deliveries are still coming?





He might be able to Dust off his old Prom suit and start wearing it to Open Houses again!

#ZACH LIFE BABY!

Was Chrissy's inner inner inner circle super secret "catch aids" or "eat 1 small meal a day" ?

[BedWetterBettor]

Hurr hurr Come to Vegas and See what Playoff Hockey Winners look like!?!?

Hahahahahaha, 0-2 again for Squirtstopher!!







Poor NVB inherited the Curse of the Billy Goat from his sperm donor dad! Rangers didn’t even make the playoffs and the Knights are two losses from another early exit!

NVB also apparently got his Midget Masturbator Mentor's athletic ability holding the Stick Blade backwards in the above photo taken 4 months ago. Ya know when Chrissy proclaimed he was going to pass Ovechkin as the All-Time Goal Scoring leader. Not sure how he's gonna score Goals trying to shoot Left handed with a Right Handed Twig???

#Cursed Life Baby!

[Pickleball]

Hurr hurr Come to Vegas and See what Playoff Hockey Winners look like!?!?

Hahahahahaha, 0-2 again for Squirtstopher!!







Poor NVB inherited the Curse of the Billy Goat from his sperm donor dad! Rangers didn’t even make the playoffs and the Knights are two losses from another early exit!

NVB also apparently got his Midget Masturbator Mentor's athletic ability holding the Stick Blade backwards in the above photo taken 4 months ago. Ya know when Chrissy proclaimed he was going to pass Ovechkin as the All-Time Goal Scoring leader. Not sure how he's gonna score Goals trying to shoot Left handed with a Right Handed Twig???

#Cursed Life Baby!

Looks like the Mitchell's rented their furniture again. I has no idea multi-millionaires rented furniture.
I wonder if the Mitchell's rented NVB's free standing hockey goal and stick? I hear if you rent the netted goal and stick for 6 months, the rental company throws in the hockey uniform that Bubs is wearing?

#Broke Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

Poor NVB has that "not that fucking camera again" look on his face.

[Pickleball]

Today might be Gay porn day? Not positive but Krustaford uploaded a new video in honor of Christopher Mitchell?

[BedWetterBettor]

Wanted to Wish a Happy Mother's Day to Stacy! Just 6 more months until you turn the Big 5 Ohhhhh and even Mr. Horney may not want that pancake flat behind any more!



While Chrissy still has 4 years before he turns 50 and Nobody will want his Fat, Roid injected behind any more! Other than old men named BOB of course!



#BLOAT LIFE BABY!

For once, we don't get treated to a Sainted Mother post from Chrissy, but I'll basically drop this for posterity!

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnnd the BLOAT LOSES AGAIN with his SHITTY PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Hurrr hurrrr Panthers are Done!?!?


Vegas Knights are Winnerz Folks! BET BIG on Vegas Folks!!!

[zealanddonk]

Annnnnnd the BLOAT LOSES AGAIN with his SHITTY PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Hurrr hurrrr Panthers are Done!?!?


Vegas Knights are Winnerz Folks! BET BIG on Vegas Folks!!!

Science proves those who bet against Chrissy have to mitchellgale less often, and are richer and happier than Chrissy.

[BedWetterBettor]

Member when Chrissy posted a picture of a Giant Horse Cock and said "Hurr hurr I'm Hung like a Horse folks"

But then quickly deleted it because there's literally THOUSANDS of photos showing the exact opposite to be true???

Well his old Buddy, Ryan Stewman, who doesn't acknowledge his existence, posted this gem recently!

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: Does the video still exist where Chrissy bragged he was going to hang out with Stewman, but the video has Stewman dodging him and then stating he had to bet $5000 to win $100?

I'm sure it exists somewhere in the Interwebs arChives! I think Stewman had it on his YT channel but deleted it after Chrissy made that last Whiny rant about how he was Conned into buying a Rolex and using some Tax lady recommended by Stewie.

Speaking of Whiny Rants...

Squirtstopher LOSES AGAIN!!! Expect a "Derrrrp the NHL is Rigged Folks..." OH WAIT, his FB and YT accounts are still deleted and he's hiding like a PUSSY on his Purple Shirt account, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!






Chrissy 6 weeks ago "Panthers are Done, You just don't wanna accept it hurr hurr?!?!"

"Come to Vegas and see what "WINNERS" look like"

I guess that's TECHNICALLY true as the Oilers were IN VEGAS when they ELIMINATED the Knights!

How come Chrissy wasn't sitting Front Row at the game and then hanging out with Connor McDavid at the after party???

[BedWetterBettor]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, Cats win 6-1


Squirter Loses Again... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[1dollarboxcar]

Bird Brain is playing live baccarat if you want to ask him some questions in the live comment box, pretty sure he has me blocked cause he doesn't answer any of my questions...

[zealanddonk]

Bird Brain is playing live baccarat if you want to ask him some questions in the live comment box, pretty sure he has me blocked cause he doesn't answer any of my questions...

Is he mitchellgaling, or Birdgaling, or something else?

[BedWetterBettor]

Pretty Incredible that the "NUMBER ONE SPORTS BETTOR IN THE WORLD!?!?" had been wrong on EVERY prediction this Cup Finals???



He lambasted Sugar Daddy Schulkins that the "Cats are DONE.. hurr hurr!" Only for them to return to the Conf. Finals!

Chrissy also cursed Washington, Winnipeg, Toronto and Vegas by Rooting for them!

Here's a Young Schulkins begging for money with some derelicts in Florida.



If he listened to Chrissy during the playoffs, he'll end up back there Begging in No Time!

Chrissy oughta hold up one of those "Honk if you Love Jesus" signs by June 1



#BROKE LIFE BABY!~

[BedWetterBettor]

Bird Brain is playing live baccarat if you want to ask him some questions in the live comment box, pretty sure he has me blocked cause he doesn't answer any of my questions...

Is he mitchellgaling, or Birdgaling, or something else?

Definitely SOMETHING ELSE!!!