Bill Belichick has probably lost his mind

[country978]

The life of Bill Belichick has been pretty wild these past few years. He's written a book and has been promoting it, most memorably on CBS Sunday Morning. He's an elderly man at this point but has a 24 year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson.

The story is these 2 met on an airplane but I don't buy it. When Belichick was asked about this in the interview Hudson cut him off and would not allow an answer. After winning 6 Super Bowls over 24 years with the Patriots he was fired and then, as the 2nd winningest coach of all time, was unable to land another coaching job with any team for the 2024 season.

He has since become the HC at North Carolina because he loves coaching so much. Belichick has 3 kids, iirc, all of whom would be older than Hudson and cannot be comfortable with the relationship. Maybe he's truly in love with this person but is there any way that girl doesn't have some hidden agenda? I feel like Belichick is looked at in the same vein as Marv Albert was for years after he answered a door in women's clothes and with no toupee and the whole world found out.

Ted Johnson, a former player under Belichick who won 3 rings with him called on the Tar Heels to fire their coach. Stayed tuned because stories such as these rarely end quietly.

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[sonatine]

caring about a millionaire coach dating a whore is not well rounded heterosexual behavior.

[country978]

caring about a millionaire coach dating a whore is not well rounded heterosexual behavior.

I presume thats ok with you

[tgull]

I think this is going to be the worst hire in the history of college football. To hire this guy in his 70s, with a 20 year old bimbo girlfriend is just like WTF? This is not Toledo or Akron. This is UNC, a prestigious school. This just looks like Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights. You know she is going to have a melt down like the gal with the roller skates from the movie. I mean one can only take too many tongue to the side of the cheeks expressions in public, before you break down and lose your mind.

[country978]

I think this is going to be the worst hire in the history of college football. To hire this guy in his 70s, with a 20 year old bimbo girlfriend is just like WTF? This is not Toledo or Akron. This is UNC, a prestigious school. This just looks like Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights. You know she is going to have a melt down like the gal with the roller skates from the movie. I mean one can only take too many tongue to the side of the cheeks expressions in public, before you break down and lose your mind.

There had to have been inside knowledge within the NFL that the guy has major issues. I don't think he even had the gf when nobody in the NFL would give him a job. She seems like a piece of work. Not letting her elderly bf answer a question for a national audience to see is so strange. Definitely not going to end well.

[tgull]

I think this is going to be the worst hire in the history of college football. To hire this guy in his 70s, with a 20 year old bimbo girlfriend is just like WTF? This is not Toledo or Akron. This is UNC, a prestigious school. This just looks like Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights. You know she is going to have a melt down like the gal with the roller skates from the movie. I mean one can only take too many tongue to the side of the cheeks expressions in public, before you break down and lose your mind.

There had to have been inside knowledge within the NFL that the guy has major issues. I don't think he even had the gf when nobody in the NFL would give him a job. She seems like a piece of work. Not letting her elderly bf answer a question for a national audience to see is so strange. Definitely not going to end well.

The whole thing is just so off. He is fucking 50 years older than she is. I would get it is she was like 43 or something. But 24? I remember dating a gal at age 31 who was 22 and it was just off. Yeah she was hot, but after a few dates I was like WTF we had nothing in common. Like the radio in the car, simple shit and we were both like yeah the age difference. That was like 10 years, the age difference. This is 50, 5 fucking decades. They both deserve all the shit they will get when the Heels start 2-5. This is going to be the laughingstock of college football, but I guess Bill wins, his buyout is like $40 Million, she gets probably half so it is fucking funny when you think how obsessed these bull boosters are so obsessed about winning at their alma mater.

[BCR]

To play the contrarian, he is still a great football mind and they have consistently been the worst coached college team for 20 straight years. Like they always have athletes and suck. So in that sense if you go 9-3 you’re going to be hailed a king.

The girl though, like that’s nuts, but she looks fun. But his kids have to be wanting everything locked down in an ironclad prenup. I would be like dad give her $2 million, have your fun, but everything else has to be ironclad even when you have dementia or god forbid kids. A few million off his $100 million stack to keep the old man feeling good isn’t a big deal, but otherwise I’d be trying to slip her antifreeze if he was in love and stupid.

[tgull]

To play the contrarian, he is still a great football mind and they have consistently been the worst coached college team for 20 straight years. Like they always have athletes and suck. So in that sense if you go 9-3 you’re going to be hailed a king.

The girl though, like that’s nuts, but she looks fun. But his kids have to be wanting everything locked down in an ironclad prenup. I would be like dad give her $2 million, have your fun, but everything else has to be ironclad even when you have dementia or god forbid kids. A few million off his $100 million stack to keep the old man feeling good isn’t a big deal, but otherwise I’d be trying to slip her antifreeze if he was in love and stupid.

This. I get his motivation. But her, she is straight up in it for the cash. There can be no other motivation for a 24 year old hot skank to be with a man in his mid 70s. There is no physical attraction obviously, but no social attraction either. Forget intellectual attraction. It's about sex for cash, which is why it is mystifying UNC would even entertain this. I mean we all know when he retires and he is 80 she is out the fucking door. Crazy thing is he gets that as well, which to your point the kids need a prenup. I am sure that is already solved and she is his sex slave for the next couple years. She will walk for a few million but anyone that knows her will laugh at her, not sure how she will live it down, even with the cash. Of course there is the possibility she will turn into the next level of Gene Hackman's wife.

[Sloppy Joe]

To play the contrarian, he is still a great football mind and they have consistently been the worst coached college team for 20 straight years. Like they always have athletes and suck. So in that sense if you go 9-3 you’re going to be hailed a king.

The girl though, like that’s nuts, but she looks fun. But his kids have to be wanting everything locked down in an ironclad prenup. I would be like dad give her $2 million, have your fun, but everything else has to be ironclad even when you have dementia or god forbid kids. A few million off his $100 million stack to keep the old man feeling good isn’t a big deal, but otherwise I’d be trying to slip her antifreeze if he was in love and stupid.

I have a buddy who went to UNC and only cares about their sports; his take was we're not a football school and this gives us a chance at relevancy. Probably will be a disaster.

Him getting a taste of young pussy is hilarious; I bet he went through the Patriots era with a longer dry spell than splitthis.

[VaughnP]

Belichick just doesn't give a fuck, and he's still completely lucid. He is fully aware of her intentions and how it's perceived, yet he's still OK with it. There's no telling how much money he actually has, and as long as he has something to leave his children, I don't imagine he cares about bankrolling some whore for a few years.

Remember that Rex Ryan and his wife had a Fetlife account, and Rex's foot fetish is well documented. Bill is probably into some strange BDSM shit as well, albeit possibly unknowingly as far as the labels go on this type of dynamic. From what I gather, he's essentially living out some weird "sub", "mommy" kink thing. I've watched a few clips from that interview, and it seriously looks like he's thoroughly enjoying the humiliating aspect of it. (The AFC East is a division for creeps and weirdos.) At the end of the day, this dude is living a more interesting life in his 70s than most ever did in their youth and young adult days. This next season with North Carolina will be fascinating.

[BCR]

To play the contrarian, he is still a great football mind and they have consistently been the worst coached college team for 20 straight years. Like they always have athletes and suck. So in that sense if you go 9-3 you’re going to be hailed a king.

The girl though, like that’s nuts, but she looks fun. But his kids have to be wanting everything locked down in an ironclad prenup. I would be like dad give her $2 million, have your fun, but everything else has to be ironclad even when you have dementia or god forbid kids. A few million off his $100 million stack to keep the old man feeling good isn’t a big deal, but otherwise I’d be trying to slip her antifreeze if he was in love and stupid.

I have a buddy who went to UNC and only cares about their sports; his take was we're not a football school and this gives us a chance at relevancy. Probably will be a disaster.

Him getting a taste of young pussy is hilarious; I bet he went through the Patriots era with a longer dry spell than splitthis.

They aren’t a football school, but the ACC is horrible and most of the time only Clemson and FSU and now ND with their weird part time membership has better athletes in football. I watch them lose to Wake and Duke and then get 5 guys drafted in the first 3 rounds some years and think how do they suck this bad? They have had a succession of poor coaches. I’d take a pussy whipped 70% of his prime BB over anyone they have had for decades.

I recall someone who knew him back when he was younger talking about him as a young coach. I can’t recall who it was, but they were saying he would like dribble a basketball and draw up plays for 12 hours straight. The dude said he’s a weird cat. Like complimenting his work ethic as a young guy, but also made him sound borderline spectrum or OCD. This feels like a mid life crisis just 25 years late. I mean she’s a lot more fun to ride than a sports car or whatever other mid life item you’d indulge in.

[desertrunner]

The whole rich old dude dating the young pretty gold digger idea is beyond retarded and played out.

[Kalam]

To play the contrarian, he is still a great football mind and they have consistently been the worst coached college team for 20 straight years. Like they always have athletes and suck. So in that sense if you go 9-3 you’re going to be hailed a king.

The girl though, like that’s nuts, but she looks fun. But his kids have to be wanting everything locked down in an ironclad prenup. I would be like dad give her $2 million, have your fun, but everything else has to be ironclad even when you have dementia or god forbid kids. A few million off his $100 million stack to keep the old man feeling good isn’t a big deal, but otherwise I’d be trying to slip her antifreeze if he was in love and stupid.

This. I get his motivation. But her, she is straight up in it for the cash. There can be no other motivation for a 24 year old hot skank to be with a man in his mid 70s. There is no physical attraction obviously, but no social attraction either. Forget intellectual attraction. It's about sex for cash, which is why it is mystifying UNC would even entertain this. I mean we all know when he retires and he is 80 she is out the fucking door. Crazy thing is he gets that as well, which to your point the kids need a prenup. I am sure that is already solved and she is his sex slave for the next couple years. She will walk for a few million but anyone that knows her will laugh at her, not sure how she will live it down, even with the cash. Of course there is the possibility she will turn into the next level of Gene Hackman's wife.

She is the COO of "Belichick Productions." Respect the hustle.

[Dan Druff]

I go by the 20-year rule.

If a girl is 20 or fewer years younger than the guy, it can be a legitimate relationship. That's not to say gold digging doesn't occur when there's an age difference of 15 years or whatever, but my point is that there are also legit relationships in that age difference which don't revolve around money.

Once you pass 20, the chance it's a gold digging situation starts to go up exponentially.

Once you get to 30, it's almost 100% a gold digging situation.

Obviously in this case (approximately 50 years), we all know this chick wouldn't be with Belichick if he weren't rich/famous.

[garrett]

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[tgull]

I go by the 20-year rule.

If a girl is 20 or fewer years younger than the guy, it can be a legitimate relationship. That's not to say gold digging doesn't occur when there's an age difference of 15 years or whatever, but my point is that there are also legit relationships in that age difference which don't revolve around money.

Once you pass 20, the chance it's a gold digging situation starts to go up exponentially.

Once you get to 30, it's almost 100% a gold digging situation.

Obviously in this case (approximately 50 years), we all know this chick wouldn't be with Belichick if he weren't rich/famous.

This is beyond embarrassing. A 50 year old age difference, which I guess is ok if you are a a random dude trading sex for money. But head coach of what is a very prestigious school, especially academically? I actually think there will be a financial settlement before the season even starts. You basically have a high priced prostitute lingering around, there is no way the alumni is going to tolerate that, especially in that state. It's not the fact he is old enough to be her father, he is fucking old enough to be her grandfather. LOL, they will both be paid to go away just watch.

[garrett]

Shes amassed an 9+M Real State Portfolio already, she's set for life now in theory..

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She got a Sugar Daddy lmao..

[garrett]

It's on FOX news right now lol..

[BCR]

Shes amassed an 9+M Real State Portfolio already, she's set for life now in theory..

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She got a Sugar Daddy lmao..

Yeah if it’s my dad I hate to steal his groove but she’s getting the antifreeze before she gets my money if dad had 9 figures like he likely does. 9 million is way too much of a burn rate.

[Sheesfaced]

country978: would NC have hired him had they known about her previously? I think not.

It was well known they were dating before they hired him. Gronk even alluded to it during the Tom Brady roast a year ago. However, I doubt they knew just how much influence and control she would be exerting in his life.
As a UNC fan it’s admittedly it’s extremely embarrassing but if he wins (big if) it ultimately will not matter.