Cartman:
Isn't it beautiful you guys?
Kyle:
There's no double rainbow, fatass!
Cartman:
You are correct, Human k---! Not that supervillains like you guys could ever see a double rainbow!
Mosquito:
What are you talking about?
Cartman:
Your evil-doing days are over, Mosquito! All of you shall now be dealt the swift hand of justice!
Kyle:
Cartman, you are the bad guy, not us!
Cartman:
Nuh uh, you guys are the bad guy. [whistles. A gust of wind blows leaves at the boys, and heavy footsteps follow. Cthulhu soon stands before the Friends, who look at him in awe]
Mintberry Crunch:
Waaaaaaaaaah! [runs off]
Mysterion:
What are you doing with that thing?!
Cartman:
He's going to help me get rid of you guys so together we can make the world a better place!
Kyle:
Cartman, if you team up with the most evil thing in the universe, then clearly you are the bad guy!
Cartman:
No, because it's for the greater good, like when Superman teamed up with Lex Luthor!
Kyle:
Superman never teamed up with Lex Luthor!
Cartman:
[thinks it over, then crosses his arms] Well, that's why Superman isn't around anymore, isn't it? Cthulhu! Banish them to a dark oblivion, please! [Cthulhu opens his right paw and sweeps it from left to right in the air. The boys scream and become deformed, then disappear] Aww! Dude, that was awesome! You're all like "Mehhhh" and they were all like "Nooo!"
This sums up the modern, self righteous libtard very well.
Picture speaks for itself-
The shocking isn’t shocking anymore. It’s part of the end. It blows.Originally Posted by VaughnP
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Ronald Reagan
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