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    ok we have new data for the diddy a-lister sex tape mystery

    1) the person he was having sex with is _younger_ than him, like clearly.


    2) its a dude.



    now based on this new info the most obvious guesses are justin bieber or usher.


    and since everyone cant shut up about how much more famous the a-lister is than diddy, i mean, that points at justin here.


    now theres 2 things to consider; if its bieber, that explains why no ones touching the tape because bieber was 15 when they were hanging out, so its literally child pornography. alternately, who the fuck tries to shop child pornography to media outlets??


    so either its not bieber or its bieber like 2 or 3 years after diddy and him were 'chilling'.


    anyway yeah we can scratch the original 3 guesses; kim k, jlo, will smith. will smith is too old and the others have the wrong plumbing.


    ive got the boards at bieber -450, usher +125.
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    I am conducting a personal social media experiment. I have very nearly avoided reading or viewing anything regarding Diddy.

    In broad strokes I expect no Justice and little consequence so I’m not gonna miss much. I wasted so much time on Epstein that I will never get back. All I got in return was cynicism

    Now I have watched a YouTuber pod on the subject - I triggered a mother fucking avalanche of unwanted click bait. People are making a living cranking out the speculation. It’s an industry.

    Somewhere there is someone generating entertaining hits - I’m open to a recommendation. There must be laughs

    I never made the association that the alleged videos might constitute child pornography. Never once considered that some of the Epstein tapes might have the same issue.

    Hmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    1) the person he was having sex with is _younger_ than him, like clearly.


    2) its a dude.



    now based on this new info the most obvious guesses are justin bieber or usher.


    and since everyone cant shut up about how much more famous the a-lister is than diddy, i mean, that points at justin here.


    now theres 2 things to consider; if its bieber, that explains why no ones touching the tape because bieber was 15 when they were hanging out, so its literally child pornography. alternately, who the fuck tries to shop child pornography to media outlets??


    so either its not bieber or its bieber like 2 or 3 years after diddy and him were 'chilling'.


    anyway yeah we can scratch the original 3 guesses; kim k, jlo, will smith. will smith is too old and the others have the wrong plumbing.


    ive got the boards at bieber -450, usher +125.

    Bieber is a very good guess.

    Usher is younger than Diddy, but only by 9 years. So if it's a dude, and it's someone described as "clearly younger", Bieber seems to be it. Usher and Diddy don't have enough of an age difference to be considered "clearly younger".

    Bieber's mom was only 18 when she had him in early 1994, and clearly her only goal was to make her son famous. She's one of those moms I could totally see throwing her child to the wolves, if those wolves will help accomplish her goals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    1) the person he was having sex with is _younger_ than him, like clearly.


    2) its a dude.



    now based on this new info the most obvious guesses are justin bieber or usher.


    and since everyone cant shut up about how much more famous the a-lister is than diddy, i mean, that points at justin here.


    now theres 2 things to consider; if its bieber, that explains why no ones touching the tape because bieber was 15 when they were hanging out, so its literally child pornography. alternately, who the fuck tries to shop child pornography to media outlets??


    so either its not bieber or its bieber like 2 or 3 years after diddy and him were 'chilling'.


    anyway yeah we can scratch the original 3 guesses; kim k, jlo, will smith. will smith is too old and the others have the wrong plumbing.


    ive got the boards at bieber -450, usher +125.
    Jlo fucking Bieber and Diddy jerking it on camera duty?

    +500?

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    I just assumed Bieber was a given and didn’t even consider him when you were conjecturing about a celebrity. Like you watch those old videos of Bieber and Diddy with what you now know and if feels obvious. It was like watching Michael Jackson with kids and thinking how did we ever view this as normal? Add in how fucked up he seems, and yeah, I assume he’s like -5000

     
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    whats funny is the second the arrest happened and that footage of diddy weirdly gifting bieber a lambo started popping up, out of absolutely nowhere we started to see these anecdotal stories about bieber was getting weirdly withdrawn and anxious and no one said more than that or read more into it.

    things being what they are at the moment, i think theres every reason to believe he knew pretty much immediately that tape was being shopped and thats what got under his skin.

    perhaps the single greatest injustice in all this is that it somehow makes justin bieber a sympathetic figure.
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    There's alot of click bait on yt but there was some black chick saying Usher had to go to the ER for some sort of colon damage.

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    One other thing, how come the 3 letter agencies seem to be working for the people in the videos. Epstein's tapes gone, \99% of these tapes will never be disclosed of even acknowledged.
    Don't they know the tax payers have a veracious appetite for this kind of stuff and here they keep it to themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    whats funny is the second the arrest happened and that footage of diddy weirdly gifting bieber a lambo started popping up, out of absolutely nowhere we started to see these anecdotal stories about bieber was getting weirdly withdrawn and anxious and no one said more than that or read more into it.

    things being what they are at the moment, i think theres every reason to believe he knew pretty much immediately that tape was being shopped and thats what got under his skin.

    perhaps the single greatest injustice in all this is that it somehow makes justin bieber a sympathetic figure.
    I admit I kinda feel bad for him

     
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    I just want everyone to know I never called Bieber a faggot for getting diddled. He is the victim of a horrible crime and Sean Combs should be punished severely if true.

    I called him a faggot because of his music

     
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    If true, it's amazing Bieber isn't even more fucked up a la Britney Spears.

    But the whole Diddy on Jimmy Kimmel isn't that damning......he basically says Bieber needs to keep quiet about things.

    I'm assuming that's just in reference to the large amount of drugs and orgies going on with people of all ages.


    It's too bad One Minus Twostep wasn't around to comment on this.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orko View Post
    One other thing, how come the 3 letter agencies seem to be working for the people in the videos. Epstein's tapes gone, \99% of these tapes will never be disclosed of even acknowledged.
    Don't they know the tax payers have a veracious appetite for this kind of stuff and here they keep it to themselves.
    Honestly, they could sell these. Help pay down the National Debt.

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    We really giving Mase a free pass?
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    Is John Travolta really an A lister?

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    bro he got halle berrys tittys out for swordfish and pretended to be a computer hacker tine has the poster framed hes a list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Is John Travolta really an A lister?
    Is Travolta wrapped up in this? I haven't heard this.

    He's definitely a closeted gay, but I haven't heard any pedo or rape rumors involving him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    Is John Travolta really an A lister?
    Is Travolta wrapped up in this? I haven't heard this.

    He's definitely a closeted gay, but I haven't heard any pedo or rape rumors involving him.
    Only Closeted gay celeb I could think of, I haven’t followed this story at all, other than this thread.

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    Usher seems like a good bet to.fall from this, whole lotta smoke.

    Betting that Jay-Z gets got as well.

     
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    ok we have new data for the diddy a-lister sex tape mystery


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