Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Jayjami]

The Bloat always arrives 4 hours early to a sporting event.
That way he can sneak down to the front row and take a few pics with his happy smiling wife.
You don't suppose Chrissy sprung for a new sex toy for Stacy, as we all know he isn't servicing her?
I am pretty sure that he bet on the Raiders vs the 0-2 Panthers. Another loooooser for Chrissy.

I would love to represent Stacey at a support hearing. I’d just play all those videos about how he makes millions every year gambling and then keep my mouth shut. He’d have to get on the stand and refute them, or open his checkbook. If he had a checking account that is. Then, when he misses the first 2 monthly payments, I’ll haul his ass in on contempt charges. Goatlifebaby!

[1dollarboxcar]

Christopher Mitchell the Scammer welcomes you to the jungle...

[1dollarboxcar]

this is how you know he is absolutely lying about his credit score, i went through this scenario when i was younger... i did pay cash for just about everything, rented a house with cash, paid all utility bills with cash, bought my first car which was a used car.. cash... went to any store to buy things with cash and etc... saved enough money for a down payment on a house had a very good job... loan denied cause i really didn't have a credit HISTORY.... my local credit union where i banked told me a few things to do to get a credit HISTORY and to get a decent credit score ( i didn't try to get the house loan with them cause they charged 1 full % point above industry standard )... if i remember correctly it took just over a year to build a good credit HISTORY... and get approved for a house loan, which wasn't the one i wanted just a year prior.... but that ended up being a blessing in disguise at the end of the day... this was in the mid 90's btw...

[1dollarboxcar]

so i got a notification on YT that this guy subscribed to my channel, very strange dude... must be one of Krissy's cult members..
go to his videos and then click "popular" he has some very strange ones https://www.youtube.com/@mjsmysticalmilieu5039/videos here is one for example... WOW...

[zealanddonk]

The Bloat always arrives 4 hours early to a sporting event.
That way he can sneak down to the front row and take a few pics with his happy smiling wife.
You don't suppose Chrissy sprung for a new sex toy for Stacy, as we all know he isn't servicing her?
I am pretty sure that he bet on the Raiders vs the 0-2 Panthers. Another loooooser for Chrissy.

I would love to represent Stacey at a support hearing. I’d just play all those videos about how he makes millions every year gambling and then keep my mouth shut. He’d have to get on the stand and refute them, or open his checkbook. If he had a checking account that is. Then, when he misses the first 2 monthly payments, I’ll haul his ass in on contempt charges. Goatlifebaby!

Chrissy's crack team of lawyers on retainer got him an arsetight, I mean airtight prenup where she has to pay him if she leaves, hurr hurr!

[BedWetterBettor]

Look who stopped Trusting the Process!

"Arrrrright Everybody, Going from 200 lbs. to ZERO...starving on Food Stamps, Let's Goooooo!"






Guess he ain't robbin the Baccy tables Blind at Choctaw and getting all those freebies he used to when he polished Chrissy's knob for Cheap Buffet food? Perhaps he should the Trust the Process with the Masturbating Midget for old time's sake?



#BROKE LIFE BABY

[BedWetterBettor]

Just to further the FACT Chrissy is Lying about his Credit Score, just something I noticed that I completely missed yesterday on his "Hurr durr look at my credeet score folks, dis means I'm Rich!?!"


A Jump in 38 Points from last month!!!

Now one might say, that's not a big deal. Lots of people improve their score over a month.

Using Chrissy's Einstein Light Bulb Level 1st Grade Math would prove a few things!

Current Alleged Score - 729 annnnnnnnnnnnnd if we Subtract 38 from that, it would mean his score last month was around 691!


But wasn't he bragging over a Year Ago how "hurr hurr look I got a 700 credit score folks" ?? (Can't find the Original post but if I do, I'll put it here)

So that means his Credit Went DOWN and according to the chart below, we can see EXACTLY when!!





November 2023, right when he BEGGED Dave for $5000 and lied about making them $20K each and all the lies about how he made 6 figures every month, $1 mil for the year are EXPOSED yet again!

The Likely reason his credit score went in the shitter faster than Stacy in the High Limit room, is he Maxed out his Masturr Card and overspent on those dinners and fancy suites!

He may have now paid it down, hence the 38 point boost. But he's still Broke as usual and Always Will be




#EXPOSED LIFE BABY!

[Phantom Limb]

Our favorite little dipshit seems to be making a lot of FB vids and that has usually been a precursor to a return to YT. Anyone spot him trying to slip a new channel onto the 'Tube? Or some other platform?

No way this lazy turd is putting in the effort for his Kyle Prescott penis sized (teensy) following on FB.

[zealanddonk]

Some new nonsense post about Oakland As tearing his asshole or similar.

I'll leave it to someone with more sporting knowledge than me to clarify it.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty putting in some more good work...

[BedWetterBettor]

This is for all you Haterz out there, who say I'm a Liar, I'm a Scam Artist, I'm a Fake!!!

I just made.... $12... in 15 seconds folks!!! That's $2880 an Hour folks! What would YOU do with an extra $2880 an hour??? Remember, I don't care what YOU think and I'm not posting this to Impress YOU, but to Impress ON YOU!

Just like Sugar Daddy Ockert Impressed Upon his Donkey Dick in Chrissy's ample buttocks when he Squirted Big Loads all over his Bed Sheets!!!




Annnnnnnnnnd I Doubled My money on the Cowboys/Giants game because I AM THE GOAT!! DOCUMENTATION BEATS MIDGET MASTURBATION!!!

Meanwhile, Masturbating Midgets are allegedly risking $10,000 to win a Measly 20% return folks! I just DOCUMENTED that I make over 200% returns... EVERY SINGLE DAY folks!!!

Midgets LOSE on heavy favorites because they're too stupid to look at Gameday stats, injury reports, travel fatigue and all the REAL research that REAL sports touts know. Instead of just copying other scammers like Vegas Dave and Cody Covers!

But don't take my word for it folks!! Look at the proof above!

Hurr Durr Documentation beats Conversation!



Member when Chrissy was ranting how money is as Important as Air??? Looks like he stole that from Stewman too!! Like everything, wannabe Mitchell can't create an original thought or idea in his massive melon head!



***NEW POST WITH MORE STUPIDITY***

"Hurr hurr folks who you think is gonna make the World Series??? Since I'm a Pro Sports Bettor, I wouldn't know anything about this and would ask my Chums for advice!?!?!"

And LOL at the comment below "That would be Cool" if the Dodgers made the World Series. Ya know the same Dodgers a certain Masturbator said he would bet 100K they WOULD NOT make the World Series???

[donkey]

Flashback Friday!

November 2020

I charge $500 for my Baccarat Winning Strategies and to become a part of my private Facebook group. You'll get my latest Baccarat Winning Strategies, access to my private Facebook group where you can meet and get support from others all over the world, and I also do LIVE ongoing coaching every Sunday night inside the group where you can ask questions. You can send the $500 payment any of the following ways: 1. Send it through Zelle to my email address: changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com 2. Send it through Google Pay to my email address: changeyourlifevlog@gmail.com 3. Send it through Venmo at my username: @ProfessionalGambler 4. Wire Transfer: Bank Name: JP Morgan Chase Bank Address: 270 Park Ave. New York, NY 10017 Name On Account: Christopher Mitchell Account #: ######### Routing #: ######### Once I receive your payment, I'll add you to my private Facebook group and share my winning strategies with you. P.S. My Black Friday Special is only $400.

-Chrissy

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy really doubling down on the stupid today!

Here are just a Few Gems from his World Series "discussion" or desperate attempt at engagement.

Even lured former Elite Chum Sam Martinez out of hiding after simultaneously being hit with divorce papers and trying to duck alimony payments by working for the Post Office Again!





Chrissy says Money can't buy wins, but isn't that exactly why he's "Winning Every Single Day"??? Guess those are complete Lies, as usual!

He then literally contradictions himself two posts later when he says that "Derrrrp with the amount of money on the Dodger's's's payroll, they Better Go"... - Einstein Light Bulb Level Logic Here Folks!

So does Chrissy now go "hurr hurr I said they BETTER GO, but Not GO ALL THE WAY!?!" Like when Bryan Ockert told Chrissy "You Better Go All the Way with me instead of just Squirting your tiny load on my bed sheets Kyle!"???



And of course, Chrissy now thinks the Dodgers WILL make the World Series...

I guess he had revelation in his dreams and God guided him to bet on the Dodgers since 3 months ago when the Little Midget Moron gave us this Gem!



#FRAUD LIFE BABY!


****MORE GOLD FROM CHRISSY COMMENTS****




So according to Chrissy, the NFL and NHL are 'RIGGED' but the MLB is just hunky dory! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yea NO WAY an Umpire could be bribed to make bogus Strike or Ball calls or a Rosey Manager/Player could be BETTING on Games where he was participating and now can't get in the Hall of Fame, lol!!!

And Not a Chance the guy doing the Piss Testing for the Oakland A's in the 90's was looking the other way when Canseco and Mcgwire were Squirting their Urine from a Visine Bottle, not unlike One Kyle Prescott Squirting Big Loads for Bryan Ockert!

How long until Chrissy Loses on MLB again and starts saying "Waaaaaaah, the Umpires were fixing the game folks!" Didn't he use that excuse when the Oreos and Dodgers "cost him money" not long ago?

[Jayjami]

Hey Squirtstopher:

Next time you brag about what great seats you have, try posting a pic during the game. Not 2 hours before when anyone can get down front. Goatlifebaby!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy copying the bit from There's Something about Mary and the 7 minute abs with his new "hurr hurr make $100 in 8 minutes".

Since this nonsense is short [like Chrissy] I'll give it a quick watch.

Chrissy's balance starts at a very round [like chrissy] and exact $2500. Not suspicous at all.

The secret to Chrissy's success, make a 1% bet of $25 to start with off of a $2500 bankroll.

Amazingly, Chrissy's powers of prediction and observation is that a new dealer will be heer soon, and they turn up.

Chrissy loses, martingales to $50, wins.

Because the dealer is new, the ball could go anywhere: except he is betting red or black, and the options are red, black and green.

Chrissy starts a long ramble about inside number bad because people will bet on 15-20 of them.
Forgetting he is betting on 18 of them when he picks a colour.

Chrissy gets confused bets on Even when he meant to bet on Red, natch Red wins.

Chrissy explains his master strategy of flipping coins.

Red 7 comes three times in a row when Chrissy is betting even [hurr hurr I shoulda bet red].
He claims if he knew 7 was coming, he would have gone allin.
Just a moment ago he told us inside numbers were sucker bets.

Anyways he is riding even, and bets $125.
Sadly it lands on even, and he gives us a low energy hollar at ya boi.

The last 6 spins were low numbers but Chrissy tells us they were high numbers which is why hes betting high.
Chrissy is definitely high when betting


Talk is apparently cheap, but Chrissy films this nonsense.

Chrissy starts rambling about making $100 in 10 minutes, so why not run three sessions and make $300?

Chrissy also says quit your job and travel the world.
We havent seen him leave America in five years but take his word for it.

So nothing new or exciting, other than if you bet 1% and mitchellgale you can probably win 4% and then run away quickly before variance or the IRS catch you

[1dollarboxcar]

this guy is too funny...

[Dan Druff]

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[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy making a fool of himself on posts to some College Grads and RNs about homeschooling!

According to Chrissy, sending a kid to Public School is Child Abuse!!!









lol at NVB being Smarter, More outgoing and athletic, hahahaha! Yea his lectures and debates are legendary and he can barely skate on his short, skinny legs!

And what do the Burts do you might ask?

Well of course they do MLM schemes and other fraudulent business extortion rackets!






Wonder how REAL Child Abuse survivors feel about this statement? I'm sure those kids in 3rd World countries forced into Sex Trafficking at the age of 5 are thinking "Man, I'm SO GLAD I don't have to go to Public School....*knock knock* oh goodie another overweight, sweaty Pedo is at my door!?!?"



Maybe FB admins should be told a Gay Porn reject is making defamatory statements about schooling and making light about a Criminal Act???

Chrissy - “Hurr hurr the Devil has taken over Public Schools! Come to Prescott University and learn to Rebuke Satan for $999 a month!?!”

TheRivers: I thought reading and participating in Social media was only for broke losers

Yup and Only Dead Broke Douchebags with a Lottery Mentality Play Green Zeros annnnnnnnd Only Crazy Stupid Asians like Rick Lee Play Sucker Side Bets!?!? :::::Cut to Chrissy Yapping about Betting the Zero and Photo of Squirtle with $100 on Dragon 7::::::

[zealanddonk]

"I'm entitled to my opinion" translation "I am an idiot and have just said something idiotic"

"Bubs better than his sports chums" there are two translations for this 1: "Theres no documentation, but that beats conversation" 2: "Remember when I dressed as a creepy smurf and got sweaty running around the park, yeah I talk to Bubs' lil friends like that too"

"School bad because active shooter drills" translation "I cannot legally be sold a gun due to my low IQ and living in a fantasy land"

"School bad like child abuse" translation "Due to my absolutely shitty parenting style of waking the poor little spud up at 3am to go travel to places where I can gamble, the shitfest diet we subsist on and my own sub-100 iq, it'll be a miracle if NVB ends up remotely normal."


While Chrissy is "entitled" to his opinion, he is also open to ridicule for how stupid it is and needs to realise that.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: I'm pretty sure it's documented that no one in Christopher Mitchell's inner circle was ever entitled to their opinion, despite actually paying real money to be there.

That and Lies are pretty much the only thing Documented in the Cum Bum Chums Club!

Speaking of documentation, Folks I just made $20,582 betting online and on sports folks!

Here’s the Documentation, besides me posting it on a random website folks!



See that folks, I was betting a MINIMUM of $500 a hand on Player in Baccy folks! And there’s the irrefutable documentation that I won all those hand for OVER $20,500 folks!

Think about what you could do with an extra $20K a day! Could you pay off your debt? Buy a 2nd car?? Maybe put a down payment on a house??

Of course anyone who does those things is a Freakin Idiot! Everyone knows the key to getting rich is making up fake wins and using small sample size videos proving nothing other than 10 minutes of winning and hiding the 35 minutes of losing!

#Colt Life Baby!