Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

meh, lost a few bucks fading Krissy, i wonder if Krissy will show his BIG BOY winning bet slip on the Dodgers...??

[BedWetterBettor]

Yup like we predicted. NO Actual Bet(s) placed as Branko and whatever loser is left probably told Chrissy to "Fuck off" when he Begged for More Money!

Just like this Porter guy should have told Chrissy he’s an idiot for posting this!



Here's Branko and his daughter Karen at the last Masturr Mind a Year Ago!!! "Yeauahh we'rrre Hangin out wit daaa guy... Printing Mahhhney!?!" - Branko Nov 2023



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#PruettVsPrescott

[The Boz]

Fuck no he isn’t sending NVB to a school where it would bring out the truth about how behind he is compared to normal kids his age.

I wonder how much follow up Nevada (or wherever he is next) does to determine if certain educational criteria’s are being followed by Cooch? By not getting the kid a proper education it’s more proof Chrissy only cares about himself and deep down knows he will be long gone before the kid is 18.

This is a total failure by our child protective services, but certainly not the only one out there. Actually sad, very sad.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy pulling some more buffoonery to fool the Haterzzz and his possible suckers...
if you click his goatlifecash dot com link from his FAKEbook page it now takes you to his thrivecart page rather than straight to BOL... he has also changed his thrivecart page around too... with new pictures and a slightly different story line ( i believe ) https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/

also remember that crypto scammer facebook page where he tagged all his followers... https://www.facebook.com/people/Chri...1563526516311/

the goatlifecash link from that page also takes you to his thrivecart page... pretty much tells me Krissy did start that crypto page on FB... could this be how Krissy is getting by, when his gambling scam isn't doing so well??

is he possibly involved in some sort of crypto scam that the Haterzzz just don't know about yet..?? hmmm....

[BedWetterBettor]

Krissy pulling some more buffoonery to fool the Haterzzz and his possible suckers...
if you click his goatlifecash dot com link from his FAKEbook page it now takes you to his thrivecart page rather than straight to BOL... he has also changed his thrivecart page around too... with new pictures and a slightly different story line ( i believe ) https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/

also remember that crypto scammer facebook page where he tagged all his followers... https://www.facebook.com/people/Chri...1563526516311/

the goatlifecash link from that page also takes you to his thrivecart page... pretty much tells me Krissy did start that crypto page on FB... could this be how Krissy is getting by, when his gambling scam isn't doing so well??

is he possibly involved in some sort of crypto scam that the Haterzzz just don't know about yet..?? hmmm....

Hahahaha, this shit is too funny!

More LIES and absurd claims that he nor his alleged Chums can verify, conveniently!



He simply added the two recent pics of Skank and NVB from Colorado and his Resting Beaker Face (shoutout to Boz) photo of the Dodgers win that he deleted! LOL!

I'm sure we will soon get a special Columbus Day discount price and only the first 5 people to join will get a special discount and Autographed, Sticky Photo of Kyle Prescott with Splooge in the corner!

[1dollarboxcar]

just thought of something, Krissy definitely has to be behind that scamming crypto FB page https://www.facebook.com/people/Chri...1563526516311/

cause only the person who owns the domain of goatlifecash dot com , who has the sign on and password credentials could change where that re-director link takes you and he has now changed it to take you to his thrivecart rather than straight to BOL at both FB pages...

i have went down this rabbit hole before where you google "who owns goatlifecash.com" and it is set up through Godaddy
https://www.godaddy.com/whois/result...atlifecash.com if you scroll down through all the mumble jumble you can see that the domain was last edited today 9-19-27 , which it looks like he changed where the re-director link takes you ( thrivecart rather than BOL ) anyways i always end up at a dead end cause it looks like GoDaddy keeps their clients anonymous... also if you google that telephone number from that page 480 624 2599 https://www.godaddy.com/whois/result...atlifecash.com
it just leads to small office building in Arizona, which looks to be like some sort of subsidiary of Godaddy.com where they do internet things like ... domains and stuff... maybe someone with a little more expertise than me can find out more information in this rabbit hole... i probably know just enough to make me just a little bit dangerous... but do not know enough to get me anywhere most of the time... lol...

edit: i misread that of when goatlifelifecash dot com was last edited https://www.godaddy.com/whois/result...atlifecash.com

"URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
>>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2024-09-19T19:12:03Z <<<"

it was the "who is website" data base was last updated today... not the actual goatlifecash dot com domain... anyways...

[Pickleball]

Yup like we predicted. NO Actual Bet(s) placed as Branko and whatever loser is left probably told Chrissy to "Fuck off" when he Begged for More Money!

Just like this Porter guy should have told Chrissy he’s an idiot for posting this!



Here's Branko and his daughter Karen at the last Masturr Mind a Year Ago!!! "Yeauahh we'rrre Hangin out wit daaa guy... Printing Mahhhney!?!" - Branko Nov 2023



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Lucky for Bubs that mom and the blob haven't sent him to a public school. Bubs would be bullied 24/7 at school. He would be crying that he was forced to walk to his classes and wanted his mommy to push him in his baby buggy.
Meanwhile unless Stacy truly home schools Champers. the kid is going to grow up thinking that Einstein invented the light bulb.
Poor kid. At least he will grow up knowing what an Amazon $100.00 bill looks like.

As far as the couple at the casino. I was surprised how aggressive the man was, considering that he is a wimp when it comes to taking the verbal abuse from his wife.
Anyone know what casino they were at?
The police were too patient with this self entitled couple.
She truly could be the original Karen. yuck.

#PruettVsPrescott

[Jayjami]

Fuck no he isn’t sending NVB to a school where it would bring out the truth about how behind he is compared to normal kids his age.

I wonder how much follow up Nevada (or wherever he is next) does to determine if certain educational criteria’s are being followed by Cooch? By not getting the kid a proper education it’s more proof Chrissy only cares about himself and deep down knows he will be long gone before the kid is 18.

This is a total failure by our child protective services, but certainly not the only one out there. Actually sad, very sad.

I feel sorry for NVB. He’s clearly developmentally disabled. Whether it’s genetic or environmental is hard to tell. Isolating him further will only compound the problem. But sending him to school is also problematic given his limited social skills.

[zealanddonk]

Fuck no he isn’t sending NVB to a school where it would bring out the truth about how behind he is compared to normal kids his age.

I wonder how much follow up Nevada (or wherever he is next) does to determine if certain educational criteria’s are being followed by Cooch? By not getting the kid a proper education it’s more proof Chrissy only cares about himself and deep down knows he will be long gone before the kid is 18.

This is a total failure by our child protective services, but certainly not the only one out there. Actually sad, very sad.

I feel sorry for NVB. He’s clearly developmentally disabled. Whether it’s genetic or environmental is hard to tell. Isolating him further will only compound the problem. But sending him to school is also problematic given his limited social skills.

That is probably the saddest thing. Stace had to know Chrissy was a halfwit.

Constantly bouncing bunker to bunker, putting up with a bipolar clown who keeps rinsing whatever money flows through his hands and having to rely on the grandparents for toys doesnt help much either.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy sure has a hard on for the Dodgers lately. 3rd post about them in as many days, especially after stating he’d bet they won’t make the World Series and put up 100k , that he doesn’t have and never will!





Remember when Chrissy was crying about how stressed out he was betting on this same Dodgers a year ago? To the point Stacy convinced him to quit sports betting???

Yea, neither does he! But what else would you expect from the masturbating midget?

[Pickleball]

It sure looks like The Bloat is desperate for money.
He just dropped a new video. How to make $100+ per hour playing baccy.
Back in his unwashed bath robe once again.

https://www.facebook.com/christopher...39570494124172

[Tariq Reed]

just thought of something, Krissy definitely has to be behind that scamming crypto FB page https://www.facebook.com/people/Chri...1563526516311/

cause only the person who owns the domain of goatlifecash dot com , who has the sign on and password credentials could change where that re-director link takes you and he has now changed it to take you to his thrivecart rather than straight to BOL at both FB pages...

I have many years of website and affiliate marketing experience.

The re-direct only happens at the actual website, not on some random internet page where a website URL link is posted (Facebook, for example).

As you can see when I typed the URL:
https://www.goatlifecash.com

Even on PFA, it re-directs to the location set by Christopher Mitchell.

Any link on the internet to goatlifecash(dot)com, will (currently) re-direct to Thrivecart.

[zealanddonk]

Watching Chrissy's nonsense Baaaacky video:

1m30s approx he claims to have won over $2m playing Baaaaacky over the years.

There is a tie, so Chrissy says he'll sit out, but he'd probably pick player but it often goes the other way.
In other words, covering both options, hurr hurr.

Chrissy needs to write down his start balance, which he has forgotten within 3 minutes.

LOL
Now Chrissy claims if the first hand after the tie doesnt go the other way then the second hand will.
This was AFTER it went to the other side [banker].

Chrissy does a lot of sitting out to make the thrill last longer.

Chrissy wants people to comment if they want to watch him playing real money.

Chrissy claims its choppy so he keeps picking banker.

The dealer is spending a lot of time laughing: Assumedly he knows hes part of one of Chrissy's nonsense videos.

Chrissy also mentions the site he is on has poker.
Think we'll ever see Chrissy play poker for real money?

11m:30 Chrissy claims he tells his clients "the trend is your friend"
Why gay men sodmising the village idiot want to hear about trends is beyond me.

3 in a row Banker so Chrissy moves to Banker, loses and claims hurr hurr "I thought that might happen".
Theres literally only three choices, and he purposefully always avoids one of them.

15m20 Chrissy claims a completely random game might be trying to trick him.
Folks, if you are thinking of sending Chrissy $999/month, just remember, he can be tricked by a stone.

15m40 Things are going so well for Trend Chaser Chrissy he is in for a $190 bet from a $1100 bankroll.

16m10 "Baaaaacky is very predictable....they tried to trick me, they cant fool the Goat"

Raather than the classic "Hollar at ya boi" we now get "They tried to trick me!"

You be the judge.

[1dollarboxcar]

he get's so many emails from people all around the world, that we get privileged today with another online video, from 2am last night LV time cause he couldn't sleep, probably cause his car is gonna get repossessed again and he is probably not sure where the Mitchells might live again cause the rent money is due at the end of the month, kind of strange that a multi-millionaire can't afford to buy a home somewhere in LV, anyways i'll let ZD or someone else tear it apart , there are some doozies in this one but i am only half way through, gonna have to watch the 2nd half here in a bit....

https://www.facebook.com/christopher...5655740305374/

[BedWetterBettor]

According to "Not Ready to Invest" Potential Chum Onil Rosario...

Chrissy is up at 2AM because "His reality is better than his dreams"... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!




I guess that's technically true as Chrissy's dreams involve Gay Orgies and Masturbating Big Loads into Protein Powder bottles…

Oh wait he actually Did those things with cameras rolling, Lol.



While his reality is running from 6 month rental to 6 month rental hoping the BOL affiliate check clears before his Rent check bounces!

Shoutout to Elmo



#Colt Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

About to watch and update this post on Chrissy's nonsense video.

He said he filmed it at 2am because he couldnt sleep.
As others have suggested, too much monster, long losing session during the day, desperate to pay debt collectors, finally a guilty conscience, forgetting to lube before his last "conference call"?

Lets see if Chrissy will tell us.

Balance at start 1276.27 Runtime 32 minutes.

Chrissy tells us he went to sleep hours earlier with Stace, tossing and turning, went up to go to the bathroom and couldnt get back to sleep.
Not exactly top health and carefree.

Chrissy starts rambling about workers have to get back to sleep, whereas his carefree life, it doesnt matter.
Now I appreciate things are different in US and NZ and I appreciate the nature of my job is a bit different than others but:
IF I woke up at 2am and literally could not get back to sleep at all, I can generally just email my boss, take a sick day without evidence and I still get paid.
This is not unlimited but is more than enough for any reasonable illness.

6 minutes in: Chrissy is betting red, high, 2nd and 3rd dozen for $100 total.

6m29 LOL Green zero comes and Chrissy starts a tantrum about him calling bullshit if green drops. He even F bombs it like someone who never gets emotional when gambling .

7:11m Chrissy bets $250 and tells us he needs this win.

It hits red so he wins $100 from his $250.
He now starts claiming this is unbelievable.

Chrissy changes his bets to just $100 on 2nd and $100 on third.
He now starts with the excuse he's tired.

10m24 blah blah blah dont gamble when tired, excuse excuse "This is just playmoney for me" obv he means he doesnt care but that is a great quote for Krustyford and friends.


Blah blah blah this is crazy blah blah blah.
No, its -EV roulette
11:50m I wasnt even paying attention
Sounds like an excuse to me.

13:10 Chrissy starts rambling story about playing American Spinny at a land based Casino.
We know this is bullshit because he claims he also put chips down for the dealer.


15m Chrissy rambles about Green hitting twice and how many non third dozens.
Chrissy keeps telling us this is crazy despite this being how Spinny goes

Chrissy now tells us he often forgets to bet columns, but columns are just like dozens.

17:30m LOL Chrissy says if you go to a casino, pick a colour and just keep mitchellgaling, you'll get a win 99% of the time
Lets ask Sore Arse Zach how that worked out for him.

Chrissy asks for engagement from his viewers by asking them to tell him about how they play Spinny. Who knows he might learn a new strategy.

19m 30 Chrissy bets 2 columns and red to cover 30/37 numbers.

22m Chrissy starts offering custom video jobs: Want him to make sports betting videos?
Yes Chrissy, we definitely do.

O and the dealer spins a 3rd Green.

22m28s Chrissy claims to have played 2 hour long sessions either live or online an not had a green come up.
This seems unlikely to say the least.

23m Chrissy turns this into a whine about this dealer spinning 3 green zeros in less than 30 minutes and claims he thinks those dealers are cursed
Its one thing to get emotional when gambling, its another go straight retarded.

23m Chrissy seems to have forgotten when he used to pray and "Command" the ball to land on what he wanted.
Has God turned his back on Chrissy?

24m Chrissy is getting desperate for Chums by claiming if they win just $50 a day, they can make $1500 per month.
The other day it was $500/day is $15k.
Chrissy also rambles it is not even possible to make an extra $50 a day from your normal job.

25m40 Chrissy highlights the dealer's name and says dont play with Anna
Chrissy now claims he has only bet Zero five times in his life
If only Youtube hadnt shitcanned his terrible channels.

28m Chrissy pulls out all the excuses, yet again.

Chrissy starts rambling about 10 hour shifts and making $100/ 30 minutes is $2000 a day.

30m15 Chrissy loses yet again, acts retarded [yeah yeah how can we tell?[/b]
He starts rhyming gibe me a red so I can go to bed.
Then he states he believes the power of his words.
Chrissy starts his commanding the ball nonsense, and gives us a hollar at ya boi because it lands on Red

He starts laughing and rambling about he filmed it so you cant deny it.

Chrissy shuts off the video with a stupid grin on his face as he eagerly awaits the engagement.

15 hours later......31 reactions including 1 of his own, 6 comments including 3 of his replies and 2 shares.

Closing balance: 1386.27 Lets see if its the same in his next clip.

As 1DBC pointed out, despite all the people emailing Chrissy begging for this nonsense, none of them seem to thank him on FB for it.

[BedWetterBettor]

No “Hurr hurr I’m bettin 10K on the {Insert Random Winning Streak Team} and that’s why I’m successful folks!?!” Post from the Squirter?

Probably cuz he lost his ass on the Dodgers and Oreos, among other favorites he Always bets on!

I just documented it here, so trust me that these are all the bets he placed cuz Hurr hurr Documentation beats conversation!?!





Everyone in the inner circle jerk LOST money, and it’s true because I typed it online and it’s not verifiable with any of them actually posting their bets, because we all know typing posts online is the way to prove someone is winning money!

Chrissy probably bet on his "favorite team" the Athletics only to watch them get spanked by the Yanks!! The same we way he spanked his tiny monkey on some gay guy's red couch...LOL!





#Colt Life Baby

[BedWetterBettor]

TheRivers: I love how he still things that sitting in the front row makes him look rich. At a football game it’s not an old place to sit. You can’t see the plays developing.

Yep, he's so rich he could only afford tickets against the WORST team in the league for under $1000 total annnnnnnnnnnnd they're up by 2 Touchdowns as we speak...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

















Sure hope Squirstopher didn't put up another 10K on the Raiders to the cover that LOSS on the Ravens from LAST WEEK!!!




"Folks, if I wear a cheap hoodie with a team on it, it means I bet 10K on them... when they win the Game. But when I do the same thing a week Later and they LOSE to the Worst team in the league because I jinxed them, it means I DID NOT bet on them folks!?!?"



Maybe Chrissy can go back to Posing for Gay 4 Cash . COM to make back the $900+ he wasted on tickets and whatever small bet he placed on the Raiders!!!

CURSE OF THE BILLY GOAT LIVES ON!!! CHRISSY BRINGS HIS LOSER AURA TO ANOTHER SPORTS TEAM, BAHAHAHAHAHA!

PANTHERS WIN!!

Chrissy is Zero for LIFE on his NFL picks, hahahahaha!

No kyle they’re not rigged, YOU are a Jinx on EVERY team you bandwagon for like the Bruins, Knights, Avalanche, Ravens, Oilers annnnnd now Raiders!!!



BLOAT LIFE BABY!!!

[RMS9]

By the way, how much of a fuckin’ nerd do you have to be to bring your selfie stick to a game, and then use it with other fans sitting around you?! Swinging that stick side to side, if I was sitting behind him, would drive me crazy.

https://fb.watch/uMq1UIrNG7/


Chrissy, you’re a fuckin’ nerd and will never amount to anything but a fatter and poorer nerd as your future death draws closer sooner rather than later.

[zealanddonk]

One of Chrissy's pictrues was quite odd:

To use NWP parlance
"It appears to be a large afro-american gentleman attempting to fellate himself".

Who knows, maybe Chrissy was planning on blowing that dude instead.

Chrissy with footage of the Raiderettes seems very off-brand for him.


And LOL, Chrissy ahs finally found a post that gets engagement: "Hurr hurr is NFL rigged?"
33 replies but a lot are him thanking some chum-like person for replying, and then that person giving Chrissy a courtesy reach-around thank you back.

Reminds me of "Hurr hurr all casinos cheat but I still win hurr hurr".