Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[The Boz]

Morning smiles…

He may be going incognito recently but we are doing our best to keep Chrissy’s memory alive with the good people at Kings Ransom. Unfortunately they just don’t get much engagement on their X page.

[Tellafriend]

lest we forget, our favorite scammer, chrissy cakes, got scammed by the guy who altered his post to claim he guessed the superbowl score correctly. he's not even very good at what he does. i member.

[BedWetterBettor]

We can throw out the Chrissy murdered Stacy and stuffed her in a suit case theory... for now!




Either Stacy or someone controlling her FB account liked this post from Drew about Ohio State. Since we know Chrissy is triggered by ANYTHING praising Ohio State, it likely wasn't him.

He could have of course planned this all 6 months ago hurr hurr and pulls the Facebook Killer scheme of using their accounts to throw people off the trail! But Chrissy is too stupid to plot anything like that and would probably be dumb enough to live stream Stacy's murder and smile like an idiot holding a plate of mashed potatoes over her corpse... "Colt Life Baby!"




Maybe old Tuna Stace and Drew took my band idea and are going to start touring Ohio area dive bars playing their hits like "Check Up from the Neck Up!" and "Tuna Kooch Blues"???

[Tellafriend]

imagine how incensed chrissy cakes (i so love this ref) is every time he clicks on here and sees his wife's nasty vag hanging out for the world to see and us to laugh at. it is too bad he likely takes it out on NVB.

[BedWetterBettor]

Remember this classic Deleted Video from the Chrissy files???

"Hurr hurr folks gimme $5000 and I'll make you $25,000 in just 3 days!?!?"


Nov. 2023 - *Dipshit Dave Pruett* "Here's $5000 Kyle, where's my 25K???"

Jan 2024 - Chrissy - "You're talking to dead broke Haterz and I'm keeping the money and kicking you out!!!"

Present Day - Branko, Nam Douche, Fatalie & Tim Young - "Where is OUR $25,000 you promised Masturbator Mitchell???"


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[BedWetterBettor]

The Boz: Still Top 5 nonsense he ever posted and that’s saying a lot. He didn’t even try to think this one through.

He's had some doozies!

2020: Hurr hurr folks, hire me to be your coach and mentor and I'll take 50% of your winnings! It's risk free folks! If you win, keep HALF of the winnings! If you Lose, it's no Charge to you!?!?"

2021: Folks, someone just emailed me "Squirstopher, can I send you Money and have you Gamble For ME??? I said, 'Yes, send me at least $10,000 and I will Gamble it for you!!!"


Of course, with no mention of any live stream of said Gambling session. Which means he could simply say "Well folks, we Lost! That's it, it's done, it's a Wrap and I was tired, had 5 cocktails, they changed dealers, my butt hole was itchy from Bob..."

[zealanddonk]

Although not top 5, defo top 10

"I'm a vegan"
"I've never done steroids" and then claiming "I'm greatest steroid expert who ever lived who made the greatest steroid cocktails"
"I've never ever ever ever ever ever done gay porn" <--- ok this probably should be top 5.

And lets not forget his idiocy of claiming you cant take $10k cash on a plane so he hid it in Stace's bra, and then mimed what her breasts looked like, while in the bathroom with her and poor NVB there.

[1dollarboxcar]

maybe top 5 but definitely easily top 10 is when he preaches for people to play American roulette with 2 green zeros rather than European roulette with only 1 green zero.... cause the world is full of stupid people... narrated by George Carlin....

[Tariq Reed]

The Boz: Still Top 5 nonsense he ever posted and that’s saying a lot. He didn’t even try to think this one through.

He's had some doozies!

2020: Hurr hurr folks, hire me to be your coach and mentor and I'll take 50% of your winnings! It's risk free folks! If you win, keep HALF of the winnings! If you Lose, it's no Charge to you!?!?"

2021: Folks, someone just emailed me "Squirstopher, can I send you Money and have you Gamble For ME??? I said, 'Yes, send me at least $10,000 and I will Gamble it for you!!!"


Of course, with no mention of any live stream of said Gambling session. Which means he could simply say "Well folks, we Lost! That's it, it's done, it's a Wrap and I was tired, had 5 cocktails, they changed dealers, my butt hole was itchy from Bob..."

I remembered this genius suggestion that Wyatt Berkshire gave to Christopher Mitchell in early 2023 for an easy $250K per month income and it was dismissed out-of-hand by CM (and apparently also by Florida conman Lucas Longmire).

Early 2023:
"Folks! I don't need your fucking money!"

Later on in 2023:
"Folks! Give me $5K of your money and you can make $25K with my new secret strategies."


I'm glad that CM seems to be near the end of his scam (barring some miraculous resurrection) but I'm sad that his output of foolish yet highly entertaining content has dwindled to near zero.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy New Year's Eve 2022 - "Folks, I turned down a Multi-Million Dollar Deal from a Huge Sports Betting App to be their Spokesman?!?! But don't ask me for my sports bets, I'm No Longer selling them to you as Sports betting is NO MORE in my life because I don't believe in it!"


Chrissy 3 weeks later - "I just made $52,000 betting on sports. Ya see betting on sports... is easy because Players are predictable..."


Another 3 weeks later "Hurr hurr I'm STRESSED OUT! As I was watching the Dodgers I came to an EPIPHANY!!! Betting on Sports is Stressful. So I am DONE with Sports bets!?!"




ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND HE SHOWS HIS FAT FACE!!!

Back in Colorado like the band wagoner he is!!!



Now last time he was in Colorado after a Long Absence was at the Colorado River trip. Coincidentally when he LEFT Chicago and ran back to Vegas.



Could he be on his way back to Ohio or some other Mid-West Podunk Town for a Rental Home???

[BedWetterBettor]

Hey look, the Fake Millionaire doing something mediocre at a Free venue again! Don't you wanna do this too folks? Just pay this Dolt $999 a month to learn how to walk around Free Public areas, Posing like a Fake Millionaire and smiling like an idiot!!

Hahahahahahahaha!









Next Stop on the Mitchell's's "World" Tour Paycation Staycation: Ameristar Black Hawk Casino's's's!!!

[zealanddonk]

A real globetrotting millionaire would have taken his family to see the Colliseum in Rome which is one of the most famous amphitheatres.

Also L.O.L at Chrissy not showing footage of him forestgumping his way up the stairs because he knows he'd be wheezing after 5 steps.

[RMS9]

Looks like Chrissy Cakes still hasn’t grasped the correct use of punctuations when it comes to apostrophes. Also, I don’t know anyone, other than Chrissy, who gets to a sporting event 8 hours early. I guess that’s when he gets all those “first row seats” pics.

[AhoosierA]

Although not top 5, defo top 10

"I'm a vegan"
"I've never done steroids" and then claiming "I'm greatest steroid expert who ever lived who made the greatest steroid cocktails"
"I've never ever ever ever ever ever done gay porn" <--- ok this probably should be top 5.

And lets not forget his idiocy of claiming you cant take $10k cash on a plane so he hid it in Stace's bra, and then mimed what her breasts looked like, while in the bathroom with her and poor NVB there.

Don't forget "My inner circle is only a one time, monthly payment"

[Jayjami]

A real globetrotting millionaire would have taken his family to see the Colliseum in Rome which is one of the most famous amphitheatres.

Also L.O.L at Chrissy not showing footage of him forestgumping his way up the stairs because he knows he'd be wheezing after 5 steps.

I bet Chrissy as never asked his wife, even once, what she’d like to do, for a vacation or even an evening. You never see him at like an Adele or Maroon 5 concert. You know, something you endure for the missus cuz you love her.

[BedWetterBettor]

Also, I don’t know anyone, other than Chrissy, who gets to a sporting event 8 hours early.

It's so he can have washed up, Dead Broke, has beens like T.O. "pose for him"...

He must enjoy the limited power of having buff black guys do things on camera for him.




Much like his days at Colt and Chaos Men, posing in ALL SORTS of positions for Sugar Daddy B.O. !!!!

[The Boz]

We won’t see the post about Chrissy’s side trip after the game when he dropped the family off at the Motel 6.

Rumors are there was a special event at DV8 with featured guest Colt Studios Kyle Prescott. He made an appearance in the 3rd stall from the end with the duct taped hole in it and made sure to meet all his “fans”. By fans I mean the guys in Stall 4 that stuck their cocks through the hole.



https://www.5280.com/meet-the-duo-be...-only-gay-bar/

[The Boz]

Update….the “Deviant” DV8 Distillery appears to have closed this month so the meet and great was moved to a truck stop on the edge of town.

BWB….nope the entire thing was posted, just didn’t fit in one pic.

[Jayjami]

A real globetrotting millionaire would have taken his family to see the Colliseum in Rome which is one of the most famous amphitheatres.

Also L.O.L at Chrissy not showing footage of him forestgumping his way up the stairs because he knows he'd be wheezing after 5 steps.

I bet Chrissy as never asked his wife, even once, what she’d like to do, for a vacation or even an evening. You never see him at like an Adele or Maroon 5 concert. You know, something you endure for the missus cuz you love her.

BedWetterBettor: Even worse, I bet all the times he's dragged her to casinos across the country, he never ONCE let her play high stakes or anything other than maybe penny slots for 50 cent bets! Billy Goat Life Baby!

Ya, why hasn’t he taught Stacey his super duper winning strategies? They could be making twice the money. I remember when I used to play 20/40 limit hold ‘em at the Mirage back in the 90s. I’d give my wife $60 to play 3-6. She’d eventually lose it and come over. I’d just hand her a $100 chip off my stack (in those days other players could have cared less), and tell her to take another shot. Because “in the poker game of life, women are the rake.”

[Dan Druff]

BWB is correct. We have never seen Stacy drive in any of the videos.

Even if you want to say that she just prefers Chrissy to drive when they're together, notice that they've always had one car, even when Chrissy was (temporarily) doing well.

Also keep in mind that Chrissy isn't always with her. He leaves for periods of time to gamble, go to sporting events and pretend to have great seats, suck off men at the park, etc. Stacy is left alone with Bubs, with no car. What does she do?

Presumably she has a license, because she used to be a normal functional mom in Ohio with a nursing job. Chrissy just won't let her drive because he's a controlling asshole and also doesn't care about her. She's just a prop.

It would be incredibly entertaining to see a 24-hour webcam on Chrissy and Stacy (without them knowing it's there). And I'm sure we'd never see them having sex because... well, you know...