Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

out of reps, but we all know Krissy can't resist multiple hot dogs in his mouth at once....^^^^

[BedWetterBettor]

out of reps, but we all know Krissy can't resist multiple hot dogs in his mouth at once....^^^^

He sure does love shoving Dick shaped baked goods in his mouth!!!



#Big Load Life Baby!

[1dollarboxcar]

^^^^

[zealanddonk]

The Boz: Shocked there are no comments on his comment there.

Why would anyone pay to go to Disney, when they have fat Goofy at home?

[The Boz]

The Boz: Shocked there are no comments on his comment there.

Need to let him know if he just gives Chrissy $1000 he can make $100,000+ in the next month and won’t have to complain how much anything costs.

[Pickleball]

What hasn’t The Bloat pulled out of his ass recently, since he is desperately trying to scam some new rubes to support his gambling habit?
If your answer was a butt plug, you would probably be correct. However, that is not the answer.
The answer is his whirring money counter.
Chrissy tells his viewers that he is not trying to impress them by fanning fake stacks of 100s but to impress upon them or some other BS line.

[BedWetterBettor]

Won’t ruin ZD’s fun of ripping this one apart!

But here’s a nice image for ZD to FOCUS on while Chrissy talks about being a slave and his toy money counter barely goes brrrrrrr!

And Lol at me calling that Squirtstopher would be wearing a Cheap No Name Predators Jersey, hahahaha what a predictable pudgy midget!

RMS9: The Preds are now his new #1 bandwagon team since they made big moves in the offseason to bolster their roster. Leave it to the #1 team hopper to jump on the Smashville bandwagon. Christopher = Douche!

"Hurr hurr he doesn't like ANY team more than another!"

*******Cut to Footage of Squirtstopher SCREAMING like a 5 year old in a Knight's Jersey********

[Pickleball]

I never realized that it is a sin to be poor?
If this is true, the majority of the population in the world are sinners, including The Bloat!

[1dollarboxcar]

don't give to the poor folks cause you are helping them sin, unless you give through my scam charity "Kings Ransom" then it's ok cause i get a cut of that...

[BedWetterBettor]

When Chrissy’s Hyundai was repossessed in Feb 2020 cuz he was Too POOR to make the measly $200 payment, he was in fact Sinning and was Punished for it???

When Poor Chrissy showed up his Birthday Booty Bash and had to beg like a Poor person for a bankroll cuz he “forgot his at home”, he was actually being a Sinner??

Annnnnnnd when Dave Pruett had to Loan Chrissy $5000 back in November cuz Chrissy was too POOR to play any table games that night, Chrissy was being a Sinner again?


Oh and lest we forget, when a certain Minute Man was too poor to fix his car and had to hitchhike to California and let a Truck driver play with his tiny dick, HE was the Sinner for being POOR while the truck driver was just a Good Samaritan and offered Road Head to “help” Chrissy Prescott in his Gay Porn career???

And since Chrissy was too POOR to fix his 3 inch crooked dick and make the Boys at Colt happy with his dick size, he was also Sinning in the video below for promising a big load whilst having an extremely tiny dick and a low sperm count!



#Colt Life Baby

[1dollarboxcar]

1dollarboxcar: the funny thing is, this is an old recycled video again.... it's about a years old possibly 2.....

TheRivers: It’s a new video. It’s just the same old BS.

meh... i'm not so sure, after watching that video it looked really, really familiar to me, i looked in my laptop files to see if i had downloaded before but no luck, but it could be on my old laptop which won't load up properly anymore... i have a sneaky suspicion that since he uses so many old recycled pics and videos anymore and us calling him out on it... he might be deleting the old ones from his FB page to make this one appear new... or it might be one that he posted to one of his old YT channels and it never did make it to his FB page... who knows... just seems to me i have seen that video before especially the part where it changed from loosing $500k lifetime to $1mil lifetime before he started "winning" LOL... that part is what made me think this is an old video... but who knows for sure...

[zealanddonk]

Rviewing Chrissy's nonsense video now:

No 2x spee dmakes me sad.
Toy money counter that goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR makes me happy.

Chrisys opens with saying he started gambling 6 years ago which is new tag on it so assumedly a new clip.
Half Charlie Brown Cosplay with the yellow top but no cap to hide his shiny bald head [not that one, the one that needs a check up from the neck up].

Anyways 13m55 of nonsense ahead at 1x speed.

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Chrissy opens with running 10k through the toy money counter, and then holding up the rest without running it, so no real evidence any of it is real.

45s Chrissy claims he hopes this video gets your attention.

1m Chrissy with an exaggerated #1 thing: claims letter writer wants to know #1 thing to be successful.

Chrissy rambles [end video].

1m40 Chrissy claims he started gambling 6 years ago
blah blah blah no GOAT, no chums club blah blah blah

2m25 Chrissy starts rambling, and doing the cocksucker laugh [aka liar's laugh].
Chrissy starts rambling the gambling origin story about needing $10k so he'd never lose again.

3m35s Chjrissy now starts rambling that money is a drug
Given Chrissy has previously claims to have invented steroid cocktails, we'll take his word for how addictive money is.

Exact freeze frame at 3:38m and Chrissy looks like a tired old muppet, realising yet again he has to make a video trying to hustle up some new chums club members but without YouTube hes mostly fucked.

Chrissy rambles about all the crimes people commit for money. Chrissy seems to know more about crack and heroin than we previously thought.
Surprised he hasnt talked about addictiveness of donuts or whatever he used to cram into his mouth.

4m57 Chrissy "pretends" to snort cocaine making the snorting noise he has made so many times in his older videos.

5m35 Chrissy claims the more he lost, the more he learnt, and the more he learnt, the more he earnt.

6m20 Yet another retcon of the Chrissy gambling story: Claims once he made his initial $10k, he went to the casino and lost it in 20 minutes
This is consistent with one branch of the Chrissy story, but inconsistent with the other branch where he claimed after he hit $10k he never went broke again.

Suspiciously we havent ehard the Stace in the shitter story so far.

6m25s Now he claims he had to restart from scratch and he repeatedly lost $10k bankrolls

Now Chrissy claims he lost over $1m before sorting it out.

Chrissy rambles about not having discipline (after claiming he did have it).
Chrissy rambles about when poor people get money they lose it.

7m30s Chrissy snorts but isnt pretending its cocaine.....

7m55 Chrissy starts rambling about being a slave to money, but now money is his slave.

Chrissy starts rambling like he is reading off a screen or reading some MLM notes.

Chrissy rambles about not being a slave to money but forgets some of his other "slave issues".

Chrissy negs his viewers by saying some wont get this right away.

9m25 Chrissy starts rambling if you have a job, you are a slave to money.
if you had "God's honest truth" on your chrissy nonsense video bingo board, well done, he said it

10m40 Chrissy starts rambling Greed is bad, m'kay.

11m Chrissy claims money will come into you. IS Money the name of Chrissy's new gay sugar daddy?

11m30 Chrissy rambles his wife and him used to be in debt, but good news there is a way out, and he starts to do the cocksucker laugh.

11m50 Chrissy holds up 50k and claims if he gave you $50k, you'd lose it immediately. Yes because the Secret Service cracks down on counterfiet money. Not sure what their obviously fake prop money position is though

12m20 Chrissy claims once he had won his $10k bankroll he increased the size of his bets, but people who do that will lose.
so how are people expected to make that 3% a day?
Chrissy also getting very confused about whatever nonsense he is talking about also tells us he bets $10k to $25k every single day, desptie literally seconds ago saying dont make big boy bets, and 3 minutes ago rambling greed is bad


Chrissy rambles about growing phase, breaking off addiction to money and greed.

13m20 Wow, Chrissy starts rambling about graduating by playing online startign at 50c. IF only he had a chums clubs to help you learn how to do that.

Summary: Mostly normal nonsense but with a few drug references. New retcon of the old "first time I won $10k story" no mention of Stace in the Shitter story. Verdict: Avoid unless you looking for exaggerated facials for pictures

[Tariq Reed]

I just got a FB "friend request" from a new fake Christopher Mitchell account but the incompetent Nigerian scammer forgot to remove his own profile photo.

Oops!

[The Boz]

I never realized that it is a sin to be poor?
If this is true, the majority of the population in the world are sinners, including The Bloat!

Very clear Chrissy is low on cash. The bill stacks on the left are probably $1’s and certainly aren’t new $100’s. Assuming the $100’s on the right are not prop money (big assumption) it shows he’s down to a few thousand in cash.

The garbage he posted trying to shame his few suckers left in a new low, even for him. Judgement Day is coming for Chrissy and he deserves everything he gets.

[BedWetterBettor]

Some of these Fake Chrissy profiles are lazy, like the Nigerian guy TR had exposed here!

Just another example of his laziness, he didn't bother to change the FB URL link to reflect Chrissy's name or a real name, it comes up as "Arnold.Chucks" which I'm guessing is some sort of Americanized pseudonym of Chuquwe Aboodabibojumugu.



And there are these two that are a bit more creative! They even use a bunch of the photos I created or posted here, which I don't mind honestly.

Even Krustaford uses quite a bit of my memes, which would seem to implicate me as the owner of the channel. But again, I'm not mad and actually wish I had the time to make those videos. Keep up the good work whoever did these and feel free to update them if you still have the ability to do so!




https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086481112569


https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100090451256181


Here are some MOTIVATIONAL photos you might wanna add!

[The Boz]

Yea, definitely much better to scam others and have zero concerns about it then actually working a job for an honest living. Pure evil this motherfucking cocksucker.

[zealanddonk]

Yea, definitely much better to scam others and have zero concerns about it then actually working a job for an honest living. Pure evil this motherfucking cocksucker.

Chrissy is also projecting yet again: because he could only get dead end 9-5 jobs with low pay and low satisfaction he assumes everyone else would be equally stuck in such jobs.

He also vacillates between gambling is easy, low stress, do it from home, to omg its so stressufl, up to 3am studying sports to make perfect bets and making such big boy sacrifices so his family doesnt.

[BedWetterBettor]

Yea, definitely much better to scam others and have zero concerns about it then actually working a job for an honest living. Pure evil this motherfucking cocksucker.

Chrissy is also projecting yet again: because he could only get dead end 9-5 jobs with low pay and low satisfaction he assumes everyone else would be equally stuck in such jobs.

He also vacillates between gambling is easy, low stress, do it from home, to omg its so stressufl, up to 3am studying sports to make perfect bets and making such big boy sacrifices so his family doesnt.

zealanddonk: That doctor who gave him a car had a j.o.b much like the truck driver who gave him something else

Annnnnnd all those Deadbroke Dealers and Pit Bosses that work at brick and mortar casinos wouldn’t have been able to pay Chrissy his 100k+ every month if they decided to quit their jobs or keep collecting unemployment! So basically Chrissy is a Slave to the casino employees… let that sink in!

That Dead Broke Douchebag Chrissy and his Chums don’t know how to win, all they have is conversation and they run back to their rented condos and hide from the Repo man!

Proven by this Documentation from former Elite Chum and Tin Foil hat wearing member of the Colt Cult, Brian Levesque!



Yet he hasn’t shown a winning ticket or bet the ENTIRE year like his Masturbating Midget Mentor, the Bloat!

Here’s documentation that I win EVERY SINGLE DAY folks!

I just put a single $100 bill into a slot machine, like I do every single day, and this happened…



Annnnnnnd I sat down at a Baccy table and made $1635 in 15 minutes folks, here’s my scorecard to Document that I didn’t just bet $25 once and stopped playing. No no folks, I saw a Valuable Opportunity and won Every single hand on this shoe using my 100% Super Duper Elite Masturr of Disaster Online Only Baccy Stragedy folks!!!



You too can copy me Bet for Bet and win by Default for only… $888.88 per month folks! That’s a valuable opportunity that would make you a Deadbroke idiot if you pass it up. And if you’re too Poor to afford that, then you are a Sinner for not taking this opportunity to you provided by my business partner… God!

Meanwhile, Squirtstopher was asked to show his bank statement and he had the following expression…



#Coke Life Baby

Squirter buys some cheap tickets to another sport he has No Clue about and admitted he lost his ass betting on World Cup Soccer.



"Hurr hurr I like Brazil cuz there are more bandwagon fans like me there derrrrrp!?!?"

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy is also projecting yet again: because he could only get dead end 9-5 jobs with low pay and low satisfaction he assumes everyone else would be equally stuck in such jobs.

He also vacillates between gambling is easy, low stress, do it from home, to omg its so stressufl, up to 3am studying sports to make perfect bets and making such big boy sacrifices so his family doesnt.

zealanddonk: That doctor who gave him a car had a j.o.b much like the truck driver who gave him something else

Annnnnnd all those Deadbroke Dealers and Pit Bosses that work at brick and mortar casinos wouldn’t have been able to pay Chrissy his 100k+ every month if they decided to quit their jobs or keep collecting unemployment! So basically Chrissy is a Slave to the casino employees… let that sink in!

That Dead Broke Douchebag Chrissy and his Chums don’t know how to win, all they have is conversation and they run back to their rented condos and hide from the Repo man!

Proven by this Documentation from former Elite Chum and Tin Foil hat wearing member of the Colt Cult, Brian Levesque!



Yet he hasn’t shown a winning ticket or bet the ENTIRE year like his Masturbating Midget Mentor, the Bloat!

Here’s documentation that I win EVERY SINGLE DAY folks!

I just put a single $100 bill into a slot machine, like I do every single day, and this happened…



Annnnnnnd I sat down at a Baccy table and made $1635 in 15 minutes folks, here’s my scorecard to Document that I didn’t just bet $25 once and stopped playing. No no folks, I saw a Valuable Opportunity and won Every single hand on this shoe using my 100% Super Duper Elite Masturr of Disaster Online Only Baccy Stragedy folks!!!



You too can copy me Bet for Bet and win by Default for only… $888.88 per month folks! That’s a valuable opportunity that would make you a Deadbroke idiot if you pass it up. And if you’re too Poor to afford that, then you are a Sinner for not taking this opportunity to you provided by my business partner… God!

Meanwhile, Squirtstopher was asked to show his bank statement and he had the following expression…



#Coke Life Baby

Squirter buys some cheap tickets to another sport he has No Clue about and admitted he lost his ass betting on World Cup Soccer.



"Hurr hurr I like Brazil cuz there are more bandwagon fans like me there derrrrrp!?!?"

Hurr hurr this game was the best. Everyone I met shouted "you R Gay" at me so I bet on that team, hurr hurr.

[zealanddonk]

"Hurr hurr I like Brazil cuz there are more bandwagon fans like me there derrrrrp!?!?"

"Hurr hurr I like getting brazilians because it makes my steroid shrunken scrot looks like my shiny bald head"