Druff came to my work tonight, for real.

[Dan Druff]

What do women have to do with this? This wasn't a double date.

Without going into too much detail, desertrunner works at a place where parts are normally not accessible to the public, with some interesting things to see there.

Not having gotten a chance to see him in person since last June, I decided to go down and meet him there, given that it wasn't far from where I lived. This is a dumb thing to make fun of.

Guess the post where he mentioned you officiating his hypothetical wedding fell off.

Obviously it's completely bizarre for men in their 50's to bring friends to their workplace, even if there's 'inaccessible parts to their public'. Does this really need further examination? Do you do this with other friends?

Exceptions obviously for, say, grocery store baggers with Downs Syndrome.

It's not bizarre at all. He works closer to me than where he lives. Why not meet him there, especially if there's something interesting to see at his workplace?

Grasping at straws here to troll.