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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    PHILLIES LUNG GAME

    Bet as much money as you have access to on the Phillies tonight, 100% chance they win

    You think Bryce Harper the greatest player on the game is losing at home tonight?

    Pal, Ranger has a date with the Rangers

    Phillies vs Rangers is destiny, the Bank will be rocking and the Phillies will win no doubt about it

    WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FIGHTINS! THE FIGHTINS!

    SAID! SAID!
    Harper is an animal. He is what Trout never became. Trout seems fine with it too. Ughhh

    I wrote a while back that I had been using Phillies in every chalky parlay and such. I had them -170 before the series. It seemed “free” as the noobs like to say. When I look at my open bets it’s an endless list. Then Kimbrel coughed up 2 games etc etc.

    Last night I decided not to hedge. Yeah, I think Phillies win but DBacks Pfaadt is gonna be an ace someday. A rookie on the road though in the playoffs. In Philadelphia whose fans are insane. We will see.

    Remember to look at PsuOtto twitter @simpdog. He’s got some under ideas.

    Last night before I looked at Psu (I forgot) I bet

    Dal/Pit un 1P +105

    Canes/TBL o 6.5 -120

    GIFT Parlay Edm/Min & Carolina/TBL +164.

    I never did anything as sick as a GIFT parlay but Psu has taken GIFT sickness to the stratosphere. The statistics dare you not to ride the trend.

    I have an hour to look for more ways to lose money.

    There is a sports blackout tomorrow. Make this count

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    NHL 10/24 giving First periods a shot

    Anaheim/CBJ under 1.5 +115
    Arizona/LA under 1.5 +120

    Edm/Min over 1.5 -160
    Our favorite blackjack player Evander Kane moved up to the 1st line and PP1 so I took a rare anytime goal scorer prop +230.

    I also parlayed with the 1P over for +310 …. ok I see we are developing a problem

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    @San , looks like DK addressed more of your issues.... i think you said something about this also a few days ago?
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    @1dollarboxcar

    That’s something I wasn’t aware of. I never read the messages.

    Can’t tell you how many times I forget to select SGP. SGPs with alt lines have been good to me.

    DK is far and away the best app.

    I’ve drifted back to BOL. Stone Age tools. You can’t even combine live game with preflop lines cause it’s two different companies in a way. The live service is a contracted.

    BOL live service shuts off a live line during a fly ball now. It’s a new contractor the past year or two.

    It’s still good to have them as an out. Sometimes you find a nice price


    They offered to send me swag the other day. See what hideous t shirt I get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    NHL 10/24 giving First periods a shot

    Anaheim/CBJ under 1.5 +115
    Arizona/LA under 1.5 +120

    Edm/Min over 1.5 -160
    Our favorite blackjack player Evander Kane moved up to the 1st line and PP1 so I took a rare anytime goal scorer prop +230.

    I also parlayed with the 1P over for +310 …. ok I see we are developing a problem
    Maybe there aren't any casinos in the area. I know McDavid is out with injury but did Draisaitl decide he wasn't going to put up his usual 3 pts ?

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    Blew the Arizona game should have been a no bet due to no Vejmelka


    2-1 ain’t bad but that’s just a brutal mistake

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Our favorite blackjack player Evander Kane moved up to the 1st line and PP1 so I took a rare anytime goal scorer prop +230.✅

    I also parlayed with the 1P over for +310 ✅ …. ok I see we are developing a problem
    Maybe there aren't any casinos in the area. I know McDavid is out with injury but did Draisaitl decide he wasn't going to put up his usual 3 pts ?
    Kane got a Power Play goal in the 3rd. The pick was more than a dart throw. McDavid’s injury was nothing but a positive for Kane and the books were slow to adjust

    LeftWingLock @Simp - line change news

    The Simpdog did well too I see.

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    NFL quad

    Colts
    Vikings
    Texans -3
    Dolphins -9
    BALLIN'!!

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    So ill start to track a few of these here. Expect these to work for a few more weeks as the house slowly adjusts.

    Bs under 6
    Jets Over 6.5
    Rangers Over 6.5

    Looking at
    Islanders under 6
    Flyers under 6
    (Both of these would/should have been listed at 6.5 but it seems like the house isn't just blindly throwing up averages).
    Lightning over 6.5 (sharks never score)
    Hurricanes over 6.5 (only one home game)
    Pitt under 6.5
    Stars under 6.5
    Flames under 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Flyers under 6
    (Both of these would/should have been listed at 6.5 but it seems like the house isn't just blindly throwing up averages).
    I suspect it has to do with Gustavsson giving up 7 goals to Toronto last week lol. I'll look into that more.

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    NHL 1p : 2-1, +1.15

    Ana/Bos under 1.5 -105
    StL/Cgy under 1.5 -105
    Tor/Dallas under 1.5 +115


    Oilers/Rangers over 1.5 -125

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    The Boston no GIFT +124 can be argued from our short sample size.

    I’m just about to push button and enter a new level of degeneracy. Has anyone EVER no gift since the Obama years?

    Ducks, Yotes, Bruins fewest GIFts …

    I did it. It’s like having 10 mins to disable a bomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Flyers under 6
    (Both of these would/should have been listed at 6.5 but it seems like the house isn't just blindly throwing up averages).
    I suspect it has to do with Gustavsson giving up 7 goals to Toronto last week lol. I'll look into that more.
    Yeah not exactly stellar play. This has more to do with the flyers games playing snug at home.

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    Phoenix Suns +6 at LA Lakers.... Suns beat Golden State straight up at GS the other night as dogs also...

    edit: sorry... also Lebron is gonna be on a minutes restricted schedule....

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    if you don't have amazon prime ( like me ) and would like to watch the NFL game tonight use this link https://nfl-streams.xyz/

    FAIR WARNING IT IS A BIT SPAMMY AT FIRST .... you will get a few pop ups the first couple of times you attempt to play it....

    DO NOT CLICK THE HD LINK.... just click or press right in the middle where the game is advertised..... it always works for me after the 2nd attempt and closing out the popups....

    i imagine this would be nice for people outside the USA also....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    The Boston no GIFT +124 ✅ can be argued from our short sample size.

    I’m just about to push button and enter a new level of degeneracy. Has anyone EVER no gift since the Obama years?

    Ducks, Yotes, Bruins fewest GIFts …

    I did it. It’s like having 10 mins to disable a bomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Lightning over 6.5 (sharks never score)

    i didn't mean literally….

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    Phoenix Suns +6 at LA Lakers.... Suns beat Golden State straight up at GS the other night as dogs also...

    edit: sorry... also Lebron is gonna be on a minutes restricted schedule....
    a little closer than i liked but it was Lakers 100 Suns 95.... Suns pretty much had control the whole game even had a 12 point lead to start the 4th

    but we goin Sizzler anyways....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Lightning over 6.5 (sharks never score)

    i didn't mean literally….
    6-0 TBL

    The humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    Phoenix Suns +6 at LA Lakers.... Suns beat Golden State straight up at GS the other night as dogs also...

    edit: sorry... also Lebron is gonna be on a minutes restricted schedule....
    a little closer than i liked but it was Lakers 100 Suns 95.... Suns pretty much had control the whole game even had a 12 point lead to start the 4th

    but we goin Sizzler anyways....
    By way of explanation. I resolved to abstain from spread betting NBA and I’ve been sober for over 2 years with few exceptions.

    My place in heaven improved further when I backed off NFL.

     
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