Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Dan Druff]

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

[1dollarboxcar]

BedWetterBettor: Ahahahahaha, would love to see a Video of this Tweet spliced with the Video of Chrissy and the 4 Fuckwads smiling like idiots saying "Am I a Scammer??" "Hurr hurr We're All Scammers" and Flaming Dave saying "Ohhhh yess, definitely a Scammer derrrp!

you mean like this ??? ))))))))

[1dollarboxcar]

as @Rivers stated.... Billy Goat was live with some sheep.... caught the tail end of it.... and i made sure to get a download.... i haven't watched the whole thing yet.... it's the mindless crew of the Un Masterful Event playing stadium roulette can be seen here....


https://files.catbox.moe/g45ixx.mp4

Hey @1dollarboxcar, do you have any of my old “Christopher Mitchell’s Stanky Shorts” videos downloaded and saved? I know you said you had used some of my NYE $20k losing Georgia bet video. Do you have that entire video that I made also? I’m hoping someone has some of those videos saved. LMK. Thanks.

Also, has anyone tried any of the AI voice apps? Asking for a friend.

sorry bro i do not.... as you know i have " borrowed " some videos from existing channels but sadly i did not save any videos from the Skanky Shorts Channel .... i only started saving videos when i started up my channel.... i wish i had them old videos too !! i really want that one when he was crying in that hotel room just after the 21k loss on NYE.... dammit !!

[1dollarboxcar]

and sadly Rangers win that series.... let's see if Krissy has the balls to post any winning tickets... in light of the recent events....

way to go @Druff !!! )))))))))))))))))))))))

[1dollarboxcar]

so i take it that they didn't get comped at Barry's Steak House.... inside the Circa Casino.... LMAO... LMBO.... ))))))))))

[UtahDrone]

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

Which one do you use? You can DM me if you want. I’ve looked into this one a little bit but haven’t taken the time to upload voice samples yet: https://play.ht/pricing/

[zealanddonk]

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

Thats easy, those other people have souls.

[1dollarboxcar]

i guess he felt the need to make a video at 2:30 am LV time.... probably to try and " trump " over the very damming last 2 videos i made in hopes that his video is more visible than mine in the YT algorithm.... aka damage control.... anyways you can watch and or download here....

https://files.catbox.moe/bvqqsw.mp4

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher wearing the cheapest looking, No Name Knights Jersey in today’s horse shit video!

No Bet slips shown, no footage of the Masturbator Mind event means they Lost at the tables like they did in Chicago, Tampa and the 2nd Birthday Booty Bash! Because Hurr hurr documentation beats masturbation!



And a comment from India professes their LOVE for the little midget. Wish we could roll that footage of Chrissy saying how much he “hates people from India because it’s a 3rd world country where people always beg him for Money!” How ironic?

Didn’t watch the whole video but his “new Stragedy” seems to be bet on the last winner, if it loses… sit out! Hahahahaha, great thinking, I’m sure there’s NO WAY you could lose 7-8 Martys doing that!?!? Didn’t BeatTheJerk invent this stragedy or just borrowed it from another hustler touting a winning system?

TheRivers: Same Stategy from his previous play at hmmm video

You’re probably right, can’t stand his voice even at 2x. Since he’s super hoarse voiced in this vid, he was likely drinking with the Chums(Hurr hurr don’t get distracted with 5 cocktails!) annnnnd was shouting after losing like a moron. Why else be up at 2am making a video? Shouldn’t he be sleeping like a baby after showing the elite 4 fuckwads his new super duper winning strategy? Or was that another complete lie?

[zealanddonk]

Althogh yesterday's live is probably more tempting, the clip in 1DBC tells us all we need to know for now:
Chrissy got at least 4 chums (was this 2 + 2 spaces that quickly sold out, or just 4 and he could shift the last 2 spots)
Of those chums there is some asshole who happily chimes in when Chrissy asks if they are being scammed.

it is very likely Chrissy deleted yesterday's nonsense video because he realised the flaw in that video was you just kept betting same winning colour.
Today's version is going back to the old "each number has 3 ways to win, so pick one and see what happens"

Anyways enough of that, today's nonsense sadly is 39m24 long
"Amazing roulette strategy watch Chrissy play roulette and win"
Start balance $814 <<--- This is consistent with the deleted video end balance.

Subscribers at time of viewing 6.43k
Given he was doing hundreds per day of subscribers leading up to 5k it looks like he's captured his key audience one way or another.

Chrissy is wearing a golden knights top.

In the recent video that was deleted Chrissy showed a new strategy of sit out on a loser, chase a winner.
Lets see if he continues that nonense.

AS noted, Chrissy made this at 2:24am, his live video was earlier in the same day with chums.
As others have pointed out, this likely means yesterday was the end of the Mastermind event and Chrissy's arse is still itchy.

1m20 chrissy holds up his strategy card which is sit out on loser, chase a winner from the deleted video

4m50 Blah blah blah big bankroll, small bets takes $50k to $100k to the casinos with him
Interesting how this number has been flucuating the last 2 weeks.

Chrissy wins a bet and points out he could change from even, high, red in other words he's going back to his old trick the chums strategy that they "guessed wrong" if they lose

8m15 Chrissy rambles he wins all the time with this strategy and this video is proof of it, despite this nonsense going on for another 30 minutes.

13m30 Chrissy bets on even and red, when he meant to bet on even and black
hurr hurr its 2am hurr hurr
I'm sure there are plenty of ranty videos where he nuts off about no excuses and blah blah blah

Anyways Chrissy is betting any 2 of odd/even, red/black, hi/lo at this point, and claiming a Win if one of the two options hits.
Hes also betting variable amounts on the two options as well.

Chrissy claims he has nothing to sell in this video: Does this mean hes ending the chums club and mastermind events?

21m Chrissy reminds us this strategy is extremely low stress
Chrissy doesnt tell us what to do if it is back to back Greens

28m45 Chrissy tells us you dont have to guess......except if you dont follow the exact same bet that won, you are guessing, and you are still -EV.

31m Chrissy gets all secretive with us....like he knows something...."hurr hurr if it lands on a specific number I know what my next bet will be hurr hurr
Bad news, Chrissy loses his bet so we'll never know for sure what his opportunity was.

31m45 Chrissy reminds us this is a great strategy, you'll never get bored and you can literally print money.
Sure, why not.

32m45 Chrissy has a big boy $25 bet on Red......and despite no guessing, it comes up Black.

34m20 Now Chrissy stops to think and decides to bet $50 on High, and $5 each on 2nd and 3rd dozen.
Remember this is a simple $1 strategy, low risk, low stress, blah blah blah

34m50 LOL 2 Black comes out Chrissy down to $745 (down $70 in 35 minutes) despite this strategy printing money

Chrissy claims this is perfect and tries to do his "Beautiful Mind" impression with the last results because...
Roulette is unpredictable.

36m13 Chrissy throws out $100 on high, $15 on second, and $10 on third because he couldnt click fast enough

thats at least 3 mistakes made by gambling at 2:30am: the 3rd being recording this nonsense and posting it

Also kids, remember a system where you are betting $125 from a $745 bankroll is both low stress and totally not greedy.

37m02 After winning a big boy bet (and new dealer turning up) Chrissy decides to stop because hes won $$35 in 37 minutes before taxes

Chrissy impresses us with basic math: Blah blah blah he tells us his winning percentage is 55%
remember when he ranted that only idiots care about winning percentages: he was happy with himself

This is mostly missable: The net result is he only plays roughly 66% of the spins and its very much the "pick 1 or 2 or even 3 of the last win characteristics" which translates into "either bet more options that are -EV or guess wrong and lose again" which ultimately means more money for Chrissy through his affliate link.

This is barely worth watching.

[Dan Druff]

Red Rock is next, Chrissy boy

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[TheRivers]

Ya know….I used to think this guy was full of crap because he was showing huge bets online and seemingly every video was of him winning. But there’s no way to fake this. Three days ago he showed a session where he made $500K at Dana White’s private table at Red Rock. And then yesterday he showed himself losing $1M at that same table. The guy clearly has money (or at least the confidence to take out huge markers).

You see Chrissy…this is how you prove to people you are real. Of course we know that Dana White won’t be inviting you to his table any time soon. But if you’re truly a high roller they’ll allow you to film….and you can easily show how you win the huge piles of money you claim to be winning. And this was at Red Rock…so you don’t even have to go far away from your latest rental home to be able to film.

[Tellafriend]

Ya know….I used to think this guy was full of crap because he was showing huge bets online and seemingly every video was of him winning. But there’s no way to fake this. Three days ago he showed a session where he made $500K at Dana White’s private table at Red Rock. And then yesterday he showed himself losing $1M at that same table. The guy clearly has money (or at least the confidence to take out huge markers).

You see Chrissy…this is how you prove to people you are real. Of course we know that Dana White won’t be inviting you to his table any time soon. But if you’re truly a high roller they’ll allow you to film….and you can easily show how you win the huge piles of money you claim to be winning. And this was at Red Rock…so you don’t even have to go far away from your latest rental home to be able to film.

cody is a regulars streamer on Stake. he shtick is he wears his emotions on the screen, good and bad. there is thread in here about stake somewhere. i watch a couple of their gamblers and enjoy the degeneracy, regardless of whether some of their losses may be subsidized. it beats listening tot he news or watching the referees ruin the NFL.

[BedWetterBettor]

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

[zealanddonk]

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

I'll watch it in probably 4 hours' time.

For a guy who needs $333/day just to clear his big boy chicago rent problems, he is going very slowly about it.

[Forum Wars]

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

I tried to type this without seeing the most recent NON-LIVE video. I was just going to say, "Let me guess", since this is NOT under the Live Tab on CM's YT channel, I bet he won and it was a reasonably decent win.

Well, I must admit I saw the post above which spelled out his massive $53 win. But just goes to show, this guy LOSES when it's really live. I have this feeling we won't be seeing REAL live videos anymore for a while. CM is down quite above expectation since he started going live in the past two weeks...with that INFAMOUS $1,000 LOSS in mere minutes being his greatest piece of DOCUMENTATION ever.

Do we have a tally on the live sessions in the past two weeks? ONLY really live ones. Has he deleted any TRULY LIVE streams?

To anyone thinking of joining CM's BS Elite Chum Masters, have a look at these true LIVE results. They are horrendous and would be on top of your $399 you give to him.

[Forum Wars]

Thank you BWB. To summarize:

Live sessions (including deleted videos):

#1 Loss -$490
#2 Loss -$1,000
#3 Loss -$180
#4 Win +$50 hahahaha!

= MINUS $1,620 total. This is his only documented play in 2023 that we know of (everything else is prerecorded). Let that sink in.

At least you tried Chrissy.

[Phantom Limb]

Weird how the video that shows you can make "$100 from home, easily" only makes $55 in the video.

Didn't watch, just skimmed at 5 minute intervals to see the balance change.

[1dollarboxcar]

quite the degenerate today... another video that snuck by me.... his 2nd of the day.... i haven't watched it yet .... but here's a link if you want to use that...



https://files.catbox.moe/q9g5hx.mp4

[BedWetterBettor]

No FB posts in 9 days annnnnnd No Sports Bet Tickets shown in 30 days! Lack of documentation proves the Colt Dolt lost his ass on MLB annnnnnd NHL! My picks have been pretty stellar folks, but if you wanna know what they are, you have to attend my Masturbator Mindset Event for whatever price my rent in other States happens to be!?!



No Sushi Dinner with the 4 Fuckwad Chums means the Vegas extortion scheme was another Loss for the Bloat! Since Squirtstopher can’t show footage of them winning Thousands and Thowwwwsands like he Guaranteed! Outside of that Massive $50 win of course, hahahaha! Yep “folks, you’ll make your 5K back, I swear, just do this $50 win and run like a pussy strategy that I always use 100 times a day!!! But don’t acknowledge the $1000 loss, $490 loss, $180 loss or $357 loss along the way, otherwise you’re just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater who knows how to do Math!?!?”