yeah it's monetized.... you have adblock enabled on your computer..... which actually blocks ads from running in the YT videos.... and why are you watching his videos on YT.... when i go out of my way to provide a link.... so he doesn't get the views and watch time.... ??Tariq Reed: His new channel hasn't started showing ads yet, so he's not monetized yet despite having 6,000 subscribers.
OMG he is pivoting back to Blackjack. Somehow he likely thinks he will get invited to play with Dana White. Can you imagine what would happen if he sat at the table with those guys who are betting 25K per hand and he starts playing no bust? Now that would be ugly. But yes…I’m sure seeing Dana White and his crew playing at a private table without inviting the greatest gambler in the world is what triggered him to now try blackjack again.
Thanks to 1DBC for pointing out Chrissy has new nonsense.
"Blackjack for idiots"
By definition this would have to be card counting since that strategy was created by the casinos (hurr hurr).
13m24s of nonsense.
6.05k subscribers at time of viewing.
Scene opens in Chrissy's car so assumedly it'll just be him ranting away rather than playing Blaaaacky.
20s Chrissy claims hes going to share the rgeatest blackjack strategy ever and thats why its for idiots.
Prediction he'll spend 10 minutes rambling like an idiot himself about No Bust
Lets see how this goes.
28s According to chrissy 99% of people who play blackjack are idiots
Does he include Dana White in this given he mentioned Dana has his own Blackjack table at Red Rock High Limit Room?
1m34 Chrissy starts his ramble with the only 3 ways someone can win in Blaaaacky
Before I post that, imagine Chrissy playing poker "Hurr hurr, theres only two ways someone can beat you in poker, you folding, or them showing a better hand. So try my NO FOLD Poker Strategy, hurr hurr"
Anyways lets see what 3 ways someone can win in Blaaaaacky.
2m Get a Blackjack on first 2 cards
Chrissy starts rambling about taking even money if dealer shows an ace.
2m33 Second way, if you have a 20 and dealer has 19, you win, hurr hurr!
2m50 3rd way, let the dealer bust
Yeah theres way too many jokes here that are way inappropriate involving Kyle Prescott
3m Chrissy tells his chums there is a book of basic blackjack strategy which tells you to hit
So Chrissy is breaking a key rule of poker, never educate the fish. No wonder he doesnt play poker
3m10 With absolutely zero evidence provided Chrissy claims a lot of times when you hit, you are going to bust.
3m20 Chrissy einstein tells us you have given up m33% chance of winning once you bust, forgetting if you are hitting it means you dont have a BlackJack already, hurr hurr
3m40 Chrissy again without evidence claims 99% of playrs bust before giving the dealer the chance to.
Something something, documentation beats droning like an idiot something something
3m48 Chrissy starts a strange rant about he deosnt care if we think hes a fucking scammer because we are watching him and he isnt watching us
100% lock, if he was watching any of us he'd be jerking off, crying, or crying while jerking off.
4m08 Chrissy claims he played Blaaaaacky last night and made $1800 in 30 minutes
4m30 "Everyone else who played at the table left losing everything God's honest truth"
Well, there you have it, he used the magic line so it must be true.
Chrissy forgets he tells us he doesnt play Blaaaacky because there are too many idiots.
4m40 Why did he make money, because hurr hurr, he never ever busted.
4m50 Chrissy claims by busting you are giving up one of the three ways of winning, and he claims "thats retarded".
No, watching this video is.
Chrissy forgets it is possible to have a streak of 18s/19s/20s/21s that the dealer either has to stand against or busts against where Chrissy did not need to draw a card.
5m03 Chrissy keeps implying that you can just magic a Blackjack out of the deck at any time.
Theres going to be some very green chums who are going to be in for a nasty surprise when they try to pay Blaaaacky.
5m34 Chrissy claims his strategy will work every single time, despite people smarter than him demonstrating that it is not superior to any other strategy that stops hitting when you get to 20.
6m05 Chrissy repeatedly promises if you play No Bust at any casino in the world you will walk away with profit
Yeah only if you catch a run of good cards or "bounce" the second you win profit.
6m10s Chrissy absolutely guarantees this to be true, he absolutely guarantees it
6m24s Chrissy claims you'll also have bragging right and you can laugh at all the other idiots at the table
That sounds like getting emotional which Chrissy claims never to do when gambling.
Also sounds like a good way to get punched in the face but remember folks, Chrissy used to be a pro arse grabber in highschool who also bashed his dad so hes one bad mofo
6m39 Chrissy claims sometimes the dealer will coerce you into taking a hit: Is that how he got into steroids?
6m50 Chrissy again claims the casino came up with the book on basic strategy.
7m20 Chrissy starts rambling that the dealer wants the casino to win, and rambling some people point out the dealer wants players to win so the dealers get tips.
7m37 Despite all the times we call Chrissy an idiot, he hurr hurrs that "Casinos are in business to take your money"
Special note, closed captioning used Casinos, I'm sure Chrissy would type it as Casino's's's's
8m10s Chrissy rambles that the casino he went to had a free Blackjack course.
8m50 According to Chrissy lightbulbs go ding ding ding
9m20 Chrissy says he cant help idiots, yet titled this video for idiots.
Chrissy also forgets that the casino can afford to teach a method that is -EV but still less -EV than Chrissy's No Bust strategy
9m25 Chrissy starts rambling about "1%ers". Either he really is that stupid, or he is looking to catch a beating
11m10 Chissy starts rambling about beating yourself. Shame his sunglasses are on other we'd probably see a tear of nostalgia of him remembering all the times he beat himself but made money from it
11m50 Chrissy points out he is sharing his advice for free, and seems to have forgotten recent rants about free being worthless.
12m07 Chrissy claims casinos are obligated to take your money.
12m20 Chrissy claims the basic black strategy rules are 100% guaranteed to make you lose or words to that effect.
Hurr hurr.
12m30 Chrissy claims that casinos ban card counters
Yet again Chrissy shows how much of an idiot he is: if card counting didnt work, why would they ban people?
So, heavily avoid this, unless you are maybe looking for some very specific idiot clips to use for videos.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
you got a link for that ? maybe i could use it in one of my videos.... if i can conjure up the motivation to make a video again....BedWetterBettor: Funny enough I just watched the Kat Daddy Double J video from 2 years ago. Chrissy and K Daddy lost 20k and 5k using No Bust BJ… let that sink in!
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
PART 2!...
Rewatching these reminds me what a pathetic piece of work this ass eating Buffoon is.
I think it's good to post these videos every so often to show the newbies that may be creeping the forum thinkin' about giving Squirter any money.
1$BoxCar, Here are some timestamps from part 1 that you may find useful...
9:48 - DJ - What was the final tally you lost?
Kat - $20,000 the first day, another $20,000 the 2nd day.
10:43 - Kat - That was a years wages down the toilet!
17:02 - Kat - I said look Mother Fucker...
17:23 - Kat - I guarantee he lost everything I gave him. I pretty much financed his weekend.
7:38 - Kat - I wanted to kick his ASS by the time I got out of there.
$1BoxCar, don't feel pressured to make a video, I needed to rewatch this anyhow. If or when you are ready, or up for it. I know these videos are VERY time consuming.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 10-13-2023 at 08:10 PM.
A look into Bubs future.
According to this tool on the web, Chrissy's latest channel is NOT monetized. I looked at Brian Christopher's channel (as a comparison) and that does show up as monetized with this tool. I think the tool is just looking for the yt_ad variable in the source code and if it is TRUE or "1" it knows it is monetized. Brian Christopher has this variable set to 1. Christopher Mitchell does not have the yt_ad variable in the source code of any of the vids I checked.
BTW, remember, Youtube can put videos on a non-monetized channel themselves...
Another quiet news day, No showing off those “gifts” for NVB? Guess Mr. Foster wasn’t around this birthday and Squirtstopher pissed away the money. Not to worry though folks, there’s a Valuable Opportunity tonight!!!
Hurry up folks! You too can pay a blithering idiot $399 until the next extortion fee, to get brilliant Million dollar advice like Bet on the defending Champs agains the worst team in the league with terrible money line odds!
Colt Life Cash fits right into the Hole seen above! Ask Bryan Ockert what else fits in there, right Squirt???
this is for people who may be visiting here and researching Christopher Mitchell.... my 2 best videos...
the Zach jones video now 5.1k views
the Mark Cuban video climbing the ladder very quickly and now the 2nd best video at 1.9k views....
WTF?!!
Haven't seen this one before. It's nice to see all those rich dinners over the anabolic shortcut nightmare's frame in this video have not noticably changed his physique. No, not at all!
LOL. "Hunks" YT channel outta Indonesia.
Comments on the bodybuilding "Hunks" video are probably not being moderated so......
makes ya wonder what else is out there.... somewhere it exists of him taking it up the ass and swallowing a load....
funny little article https://fitness.bf-1.com/male-fitnes...chris-mithell/
" I have also been featured in numerous television shows and feature films, allowing me to meet and work alongside famous celebrities such as: the entire cast of “Friends”, Ben Affleck, Bob Sagat, Jennifer Lopez, Rob Schneider, George Clooney, and Sylvester Stallone to name just a few. "
also, probably been posted before but an old FB account of his....
https://www.facebook.com/p/Christoph...0072418985742/
A 1+ hour roulette video today. Sorry guys…my limit with this guy’s videos is only about 5-10 minutes. Will look forward to ZD’s recap.
He was home at 8pm last night filming all of these $1 bets when he could have been been right across the way playing Blackjack with Aiden Ross and bunch of others for 10K+ per hand. How could the best gambler in the world have possibly stayed away from that type of opportunity.
Yea I had seen that somewhere before when I released those Pics of Kyle with his legs in the air and butt hole spread wide!
There Were also videos like this on Daily Motion, where he tried to do a bodybuilding/workout coaching scam! But apparently they’ve been removed in favor of TMZ style Tim The tool Man videos!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43z5tb
Edit: Found the video on Daily Motion, shitty sales pitch and all!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43z5tb
Annnnnnd this video has plenty of unhinged Chrissy moments. At 22 minutes in, he starts ranting about people calling him an idiot, because they’re right! So obviously he gets butt Hurt and flips them off with his 2 to 1 payout Schtick!
He even mocks them and looks like a retarded monkey tryin to acting all tough!!
Have fun ZD!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-15-2023 at 07:55 AM.
Just poked around the latest vid (like those Colt co-stars likely poked around Chrissy's bum) and, for the video makers here, there's a fun piece of footage at around 26:28 where he says "I'm the idiot!". Pull that out and combine it with the "complete lie" clip for nice punctuation of his idiocy.
No spoilers but: DO grab this vid before he takes it down. DO look at the starting balance and jump ahead to the end of the vid. That is all.
(and, no, I did not sit through the whole thing as I no longer give him complete views)
here's a link where you can watch todays video, i haven't watched it yet https://files.catbox.moe/1v7t3f.mp4
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