Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Since fat boy is too out of shape to run, he apparently doesn’t like people who walk slow.

Of course walking around with a cell phone and filming people in public is ok though! Cuz I’m Sure NOBODY is bothered by an absurdly dressed midget ranting about nonsense for hours a day???



Even his fanboys are calling out his stupidity. Speaking of Fan boys, it appears old Bird Brain has gotten off the Kyle Prescott workout program.



Maybe he should use all those casino “winnings” and hire JC fit to get his lard ass in shape!

At this rate he could be confused with that thing from Blade!

Chrissy is literally doing nothing of value with his time, and yet feels fee to moan about how other people use their time.
Dont forget all the times he stops and poses for selfies either.

On a deeper level when Chrissy says he'll never get to the point of walking slow I think he knows cancer/stress/steroid abuse/heart attack will catch him before he gets to 60.
Shot at a park for being a creepy creeper is a possibility too if he isnt careful.

[zealanddonk]

As far as the New car for Stacy's Daughter, I agree with the other opinions here that Mr. Foster bought this vehicle. I would say 95% chance.

I actually believe there is a very, very, small chance that Chrissy did buy her this vehicle, and I think it's worth mentioning why.

Before I get into my reasoning, let's look at the value of this car. These Chevy sedans aren't very expensive. Yes, for a 16 year olds first car, it's definitely better than what most kids get.

Let's say it's a 2016-2018. You can buy these for $15k or less. $15k financed over 4 years is about $300 per month.

Remember, Chrissy wants to be in absolutely control of everything and everyone. Reece having a car is giving her freedom.
Since we all know Chrissy is a piece of shit, it would not surprise me one bit if he financed a car with the intention of using it as leverage. Not so much against Reece, but against her father (Stacy's ex husband). Remember, Chrissy believed that Stacy's ex husband ruined his business and ultimately his life. I can't remember Stacy's ex's name, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

If the small chance is true that he did get her this car, there would be a 0.0% chance he paid cash and put the title in Reeces name.

If Chrissy is paying the loan, he can "Rip it" away from her anytime he wants to get back at Stacy's ex. This "privilege" only cost him $300 per month.

Now, there is the issue of his shit credit. There are places that will finance shit credit on a $15k car with $5k down.

Ultimately I do believe her Grandparents (Fosters) got her this car, but I believe there is a slim chance Chrissy is pulling some bullshit here.

IF Chrissy had any part in getting her this car, there is a 100% chance we will see it in an upcoming video. I believe he shows the car in an upcoming video either way, but we have to listen to the wording he uses when he describes her new car. Because if he did buy it, there is a 100% chance he lets everyone know. And if he Didn't buy it, I think there is still a 50% chance he plays "pretend" and tells us he did.

If Chrissy is doing this, he may be a bigger piece of shit than I thought, but in no way would I put it past him.

You raise a good point
For all the times Chrissy has had cars taken away from him, or he's been forced to sell, finally this would let him be "The Man" and have all that power and control.
It would also be a nice fuck you to Drew and his child.

For a normal person it raises more issues than it solves since NVB would definitely expect a car on his 16th birthday, and assuming Stace is carless, she'd want one too.
I think the moment Chrissy did try any shenanigans, the Bank of Big Daddy comes in and either pays it off, or buys ULD a different new car and Chrissy looks like the clown he is.
It would also cause further frictions between Chrissy and Big Daddy, and per Chrissy's videos, we know Big Daddy thought Chrissy was a loser and an idiot awhile ago.

I do see a situation where either Chrissy or Stace asked Big Daddy to "help finance it" but make it look like either Chrissy or Stace were the ones paying, as you said, credit rating and looking less like an asshole are high on Chrissy's to do list.

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My pick:

ULD lives with Stace's parents. Stace's parents ponied up for it with their own money, in their own name.
It makes Chrissy look like a clown since he claims to have so much money and only spends it on himself.

Lets put it to a PFA poll!

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...s-birthday-car

I debated if there should be a "Chrissy and Stace" option, but feel free to go with "someone else" for that.

Voters are anonymous, one pick only, closes in 7 days.

[1dollarboxcar]

guys this is gonna be my last video that i make, last night some evidence was presented to me by email that Christopher Mitchell truly is the goat
and now i must apologize to him, it's all presented and explained here in my video.....

[zealanddonk]

New video from Chrissy "Chrissy says big risks equals big rewards"
I'm sure this will be idiocy since the ol red black spinny risk is the same each time but lets find out.

1.46k Subscribers at time of viewing [that number sure is climbing]

Chrissy sitting in a car with a sunroof [last thing he needs is direct sunlight on his highly reflective melon]
Shows $25k which is odd given he claims to always have $100k on him.

Atleast he isnt driving.

50s Claims he is betting $25k every single day.

1m24s Now he claims its $25k to $50k a day.

Given he claimed yesterday his nut is $3k a day, he wants us to believe hes makes all this effort for 10% to 5% AND he can make $1k in less than 5 minutes (from 1 spin).

IF anyone is in the script writing or continuity business and is happy to be paid in exposure, drop Chrissy a message

1m30s Chrissy has fantasies he'll be gambling $100k a day and then $500k a day
Per my comment in a previous review, at what point does he consider this GREED?
By his own nonsense he claims to make $1m a year at $3k a day, from $25k (or $50k)
is Chrissy seriously claiming he should be making $60k a day gambling for a total of $20m a year????
It sure would shut all the haters up if he could do document doing that.

2m Chrissy starts ramble-bragging about losing more money than "you", losing more bankrolls than "you" and blah blah blah.

--Chrissy rambles for another 4 minutes about success and risks and whatever else--

Other than banknotes/serial numbers there is literally nothing of value in this nonsense.

Edit on stats of other videos
7 days ago Chrissy posted his "I risk dressing as a smurf and "running" at the local park" video.
690 views.
9 days ago "Should you quit gambling?" 7.2k views.

Rest of the videos since the smurf video are less than 2k videos, off a growing subscriber total.
He's posting a lot of nonsense and very few people care to watch them.

[Money]

guys this is gonna be my last video that i make, last night some evidence was presented to me by email that Christopher Mitchell truly is the goat
and now i must apologize to him, it's all presented and explained here in my video.....

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[BedWetterBettor]

Another losing night for the Bloat , this time it’s on the night commemorating a supposedly manufactured tragedy…



The fact his video once again shows NO bet tickets or winning bet slips or documentation Proves he Lost. Just like the documented win-loss tracker above is Proof because I wrote it down folks!

Also the fact there hasn’t been any elite chums Masturbator mind meetings in 7 months proves the group is no more! I mean documentation beats conversation and Chrissy hasn’t documented any testimonials, video evidence or Live stream playing at all, so there you have it folks!

Rivers, How Dare You Question the Number One Sports Bettor in the World!?!? Just because he’s too broke… errr I mean Busy to show Sports betting tickets in 3 weeks just means that he’s tired/distracted/had 5 cocktails/dealers cheated or whatever fools the rubes!

[zealanddonk]

In today's video, risky raw sex or whatever he called it, he said he was off to bet his sports picks and flashed $25k.

Even the chummiest of chums would think to ask how much and what he bet on.

[Dan Druff]

Folks, I have something embarrassing to report.

I had my first-ever dream about Christopher Mitchell.

Fortunately, it did not involve being a truck driver and picking him up hitchhiking on his way to California.


I was milling around the back of the Orleans Casino in Vegas for some reason, and I was shocked to see Chrissy, Stacy, and Bubs standing in the back entrance. They were all wearing blue "Change Your Life" shirts, including Bubs! (This would actually be an upgrade from the pajamas they usually dress him in.)

The layout of the Orleans and the back entrance were not correct to real life. It looked nothing like the Orleans, but that's where it was supposed to be. This is common in most of my dreams regarding familiar buildings I encounter.

Anyway, Chrissy and family did not see me. I also wasn't sure if he knew what I looked like, though I knew 100% that he was aware of PFA and constantly lurks in this thread, so I assumed he did.

I then quickly backed away and thought about what to do. Chrissy was playing with Bubs near the door, throwing something out the door and having Bubs chase it and bring it back to him, as if he were a dog. Now that I think of it, this is probably something Chrissy would really do with Bubs, as he doesn't buy the kid any toys or actual sports equipment, and they're always in casinos.

I was debating whether I should approach Chrissy and confront him about being a scammer, or if I should quietly observe him and perhaps record this whole thing on my phone, or if I should just walk away and do nothing.

I decided that recording him playing with his kid was too creepy, so I didn't want to go that route. But should I approach him and confront him about his scams? At first I thought no, as he's never personally scammed me, and I would be causing a potential scene in a public place. However, then I decided I would be a hypocrite running "Poker Fraud Alert" and not saying something to Chrissy when seeing him in person.

I walked up to Chrissy and said something like, "Oh look, it's Christopher Mitchell, one of the biggest scammers in Vegas!"

Chrissy then stopped playing with Bubs and walked up to me and got in my face, and started yelling at me. To my shock, the 5'4" Chrissy was somehow the same height as me (6'2"), and I wondered how this was possible. In fact, I started to get uncomfortable because I couldn't wrap my head around why he appeared so tall. I tried to argue back but he kept shouting over me.

Somehow the conversation abruptly ended, and Chrissy left with his family. Stacy said nothing throughout all of this. I thought it might come to blows when he was yelling at me, but it didn't.

I then attempted to walk into the Orleans to use the bathroom, and it had some super weird layout indoors where it was incredibly hard to find anything, or to even get out of a weird back hallway. Then I woke up and legitimately had to piss.

The end.



I actually hate the fact that Chrissy has made it into my dreams. Fuck you, Christopher Mitchell.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

I love his new video, it's so obvious that he's been losing in sportsbetting and is now mitchellgaling because he's betting 25k all at once. I hope this is the one he goes bust, because it's an inevitability.

Sometimes I think about how well off he would be if he realized that his strategies don't work (but continued advertising them the way he does now). Like if he lived modestly and just safely invested every penny he scammed. The fact that he is literally setting money on fire constantly tells me that he'd probably be in a really good spot, he must have burned several hundreds of thousands gambling by now.

[Forum Wars]

I love his new video, it's so obvious that he's been losing in sportsbetting and is now mitchellgaling because he's betting 25k all at once. I hope this is the one he goes bust, because it's an inevitability.

Sometimes I think about how well off he would be if he realized that his strategies don't work (but continued advertising them the way he does now). Like if he lived modestly and just safely invested every penny he scammed. The fact that he is literally setting money on fire constantly tells me that he'd probably be in a really good spot, he must have burned several hundreds of thousands gambling by now.

Christopher is poor, not because he cannot extract $$$ outta the suckahs (which we all feel is deplorable here), he does that with various degrees of success. However, because he takes those funds and constantly "invests" it all into roulette, baccarat, blackjack, and sportsbetting, all negative ev games, long term he yields whatever each of those investments gets him. So basically, a -1 to -6 percent return on each investment.

Regarding sportsbetting...what on earth is he doing Martingaling and Grand Martingaling (there is no such thing as "Mitchellgaling") his bets? He's clearly having to bet 64x his base bet on a random game which came up as the 7th progression (i.e. one which is NOT a lock)! The house vigorish of 4.5% applies to every bet in sports. Martingale does NOTHING to improve his chances, all he's doing is putting 64x his regular unit size down. How is this smart?!

Know any pro sportsbettors who use a 1 and 64 unit betting spread (and don't even get to say which bets will be the higher unit ones based on relative predicted game strength)?! That's also why there's no such thing as a Martingaling pro sports bettor. Kookoo is as Kookoo does.

[AhoosierA]

Chrissy then stopped playing with Bubs and walked up to me and got in my face, and started yelling at me. To my shock, the 5'4" Chrissy was somehow the same height as me (6'2"), and I wondered how this was possible. In fact, I started to get uncomfortable because I couldn't wrap my head around why he appeared so tall. I tried to argue back but he kept shouting over me.

Being one of the few, if not the only PFA member that has seen Chrissy in public (in court) I can 100% confirm that Chrissy was not anywhere close to you in height. I'm 6'0 and not sure he even came to my shoulders!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a weird/stupid FB post in caps pretending to be someone else, asking why Chrissy isnt on social media much.

Chrissy of course forgets he shits out videos most days (not as many as his phase that got deleetd recently) and a likewise pointless FB post of same.
Plus occasional more FB posts.

If anything it desperately screams "Look at me".

This is also evidenced by his idiot post the other day in red whining about slow moving people.

Maybe if he showed more of them winning casino trips with big boy chips, he'd have more engagement.

[PositiveVariance]

Like if he lived modestly and just safely invested every penny he scammed.

Yeah, I have thought about this before. He's coming up on 4 years of gambling scamming. I think it's safe to say he has averaged $30k per month over that period. I think his highest period before his previous YouTube channel was terminated, he was bringing in much more than that, and as of now I think he is bringing in much less than $30k/mo.

30k x 48 months = $1.44 Million
Living on Modest income of $80/yr. x 4 years =$320,000

1,440,000 - $320,000 = $1,120,000



I didn't subtract any taxes, since Chrissy doesn't pay income tax. Not because he is smart, because he is a criminal.

$1,120,000 x 9% = $100,800 Annually

At only 9%, he could earn over $100,000 per year for the rest of his life, and when he dies in his 50's, pass it along to Stace, then Bubs for his life. That quote that he likes, "My wife and son would never have to work" would become a reality for him. Since he is a degenerate gambler, he will remain in the perpetual Scumbag state for the rest of his miserable life.

I think it's funny how this retard paid $60,000 in RENT recently over a 6 month period, but can not save enough money for a down payment on a home. Being a FIRST TIME home buyer, if his credit was decent, he would only need 5% down. On a $400k home loan, that is only $20k.

It does surprise me that Mr. Foster doesn't cosign for a home in Ohio. That is his best option to see Bubs on a regular basis. Oh, I forgot Chrissy's "clients" need him in Las Vegas to supply them with -EV gambling strategies!

Knowing that ever dollar of this scam gets spent on -EV gambling, makes it so enjoyable to follow him. Gambling addiction is a real thing and I feel for people who suffer from it, but when it comes to Chrissy, as long as he is scamming people, I absolutely LOVE watching him suffer in his addiction. What a horrible human being.
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[PositiveVariance]

I knew 100% that he was aware of PFA and constantly lurks in this thread

Druff, would you mind sharing with us how frequently he "lurks"?

Weekly? Daily? Hourly?

I understand if you can't share this.

[PositiveVariance]

I knew 100% that he was aware of PFA and constantly lurks in this thread

Druff, would you mind sharing with us how frequently he "lurks"?

Weekly? Daily? Hourly?

I understand if you can't share this.

After thinking about it, I'm actually more curious if Mr. Foster views this thread? I'm sure someone has informed him of PFA!
Any lurking IP addresses from good ole Tiffin, OH?

[Forum Wars]

Since we've only seen 50k max from his HURR DURR BRRRRRRR money counter, and the estimation that he's made 1,000,000 at least from the scamming lifetime, we are much disappointed in this little brother of Forrest Gump.

His -1% to -6% return on his scam earnings (which he cycles over and over all the time at this negative rate of return and which probably STARTED as near a million all-time), have been reduced constantly to the tiny residual of only $50k maximum.

Not even the LOLEX has survived.

-EV gambling is a hellava drug.

[1dollarboxcar]

new video.... all jacked up on some sort of drug.... goes totally off the rails at least twice.... 10 min. long

i downloaded and then uploaded to an external site... and then he doesn't get the watch time on YT...

you can watch it right here https://files.catbox.moe/v603ix.mp4 and if you wish to download it , just right click and save video as....

[zealanddonk]

I'll review this nonsense in about an hour [forgot I had a J.O.B meeting]

"PositiveVariance: At 03:30 mark Chrissy claims he made up the saying, "Check up from the Neck up" lol"

Google suggests ol Zig Ziglar come up with it, or used it a lot.
Given he's been dead over 10 years, pretty safe he wouldnt be suing Chrissy.

Also, guarentee Chrissy would have listened to Zigglar and "got confused".

[BedWetterBettor]

Sorry but I can't resist asking...

How does a sane person see this bald idiot in front of white board from Office Depot with chicken scratch, unevenly spaced out words on it and not realize he's a complete joke???

Also, what's with the gray pubic hair on his face? Can the Minute Man Masturbating Midget not even grow a real beard? Lol

[Tariq Reed]

new video.... all jacked up on some sort of drug.... goes totally off the rails at least twice.... 10 min. long

i downloaded and then uploaded to an external site... and then he doesn't get the watch time on YT...

you can watch it right here https://files.catbox.moe/v603ix.mp4 and if you wish to download it , just right click and save video as....

He says that if he knew about online casinos 5 years ago when he started gambling, he wouldn't have lost $hundreds of thousands of dollars because he could have placed small 25 cent bets.

Yet in 2020 he knew about online casinos because he made videos calling them a scam, and warning people not to play online.

A comparison video between these two conflicting statements would be good.

Another good video would be comparing his "If I had a $10,000 bankroll I'd never lose again" to his recent " I've lost many $50,000 bankrolls".