Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

RMS9: Loser by Beck.

lol, i don't know if you are trolling me or didn't read my post and don't watch my videos or you just really like that song.... but it's ok either way bro... )))))))))))

[zealanddonk]

Either Chrissy is gettign comped a lot of slot play or some other benefits, or he is really getting degen into it or hes always donked away at slots and only now is he desperate enough to show wins since nothing else is working for him.

But dont worry, before the end of 2023 he'll release a video "Chrissy wins on slots 100% of the time" and then back to "Slots are for idiots, hurr hurr"


UGH he posted a short on youtube about his slot win and claims "I made a video about generousity and here I am winning on slots, hurr hurr".

God sure does move in mysterious ways.

Final edit:
Chrissy is making $120k a month* from slot machines, let that sink in!!!!!

*Based on his usual extremely small sample size.

[1dollarboxcar]

just bumping my newest video for any newcomers who are not regulars here...

@RMS .... it's ok bro , we've all had them days... totally understandable... )))))))))

and i like them 2 song suggestions by @Rivers and @Phantom Limb gonna gonna try to fit them in, in some future videos,,, anymore suggestions would be gladly appreciated too !!

[1dollarboxcar]

another new video, this is the longer one i have been working on and started over because i didn't like the direction it
was originally going ( and still i really don't ) plus it was super long.... and this is still somewhat long 7'30"
if you get bored in the middle of the video, at least watch the last minute until the very end, it's a pretty good ending....i think anyways.... but anyways....

[BedWetterBettor]

Uhhhhhhh okaaaaay?

Is this guy the Jewish Million Mekonen?? Youuuuuu tuuuuuuu!!!



Don’t know what’s worse hearing Chrissy’s whiny, nasally , sniffly voice or that horrid Keyboard Store in the Mall music??? :::::ugggghhhh:::::

His channel just popped up 7 hours ago and it’s this same garbage. Even Bird Brain had some variety, but this is just the drizzling shits!




At first I thought it was that idiot Joel Chapman, but apparently it’s some foreign douchebag named Yalad!



Apologies to Todd and the other chosen ones of the Hebrew faith, this guy is one small step for morons, One Giant Leap for Unintelligent Jews everywhere!

[The Boz]

Hey guys, great work as always.

Haven’t been posting here because it’s the same old, same old. Bottom line is Chrissy still find idiots to dump cash to him as he has done for years now and little we do stops them.

I think there might be a new option to try. It’s worth the effort and seems to be getting casinos attention if nothing else.

Create fake accounts, or use your own on Twitter (X) and comment on Vegas casinos posts with pictures of Chrissy claiming to take them for tens of thousands daily. It’s harder to get current pic’s because he is being quiet recently but plenty are out there and many of us have saved them. Also asking questions about money laundering will get someone’s attention above the social media director. And hitting individuals removes them from denial down the road.

Circa and their sports book director has responded to his claims with laugher and calling the claims out publicly. While it may not stop the saps for falling for his BS, the responses can be used to send to those who comment on his Facebook posts.

All of us hitting him and his suckers from all sides 24/7 is a winning tactic. And public displays of casinos calling him out can’t hurt.

Hit them on every post.

@CircaSports

@Cosmopolitan_LV

@redrockcasino

@Bellagio

@DerekJStevens

@JeffreyBenson12 (Director of Circa sports book)

@MGMRaceSports

[zealanddonk]

And a busy day for Chrissy

A law of attraction video on youtube (bound to be a real barn burner based on the other 5 times we've seen this nonsense)

A red background post on FB asking people for 1 thing that drives people nuts. [pretty sure this post will get deleted soon because a) its idiocy and b) Chrissy makes comments that show he isnt a tolerant loving smart Christian in it]
This from the guy who is always positive and whatever.

Unsurprisingly it has Chrissy saying he finds Biden annoying (yet I'm sure when asked to explain why, Chrissy will go hurr hurr) and someone else said "Deez nutz" and Chrissy said it took him awhile to get the joke.

What a tool.
Probable video review of Chrissy's nonsense video later today since its 16 minutes long, wont have gambling, will have lies, and is provably false since Chrissy cant attract hair on his bald melon.


==edit==
Suspiciosuly Chrissy is up to 917 subscribers when yesterday he has roughly 760.

[Phantom Limb]

Those spurting fountains at Bellagio remind Chrissy of his true calling...

[AhoosierA]

Catching up on the thread, I see that Chrissy is back in Vegas (Hi Chrissy!!!).

I wonder why he's not been doing walk and talks around his new neighborhood, or showing off his latest "dream home"

It's only a matter of time until he slips up and us haters learn his real location.

It's also possible he's skipping around to different Air BnBs every week/month.

Time will tell....

[BedWetterBettor]

What’s with these Dummy Midgets and their lopsided bodies?

Did Paul Mitchell have sex with midgets and forget to pull out??



Drew lookin like Billy Bardy here… hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Tariq Reed]

And a busy day for Chrissy

A law of attraction video on youtube (bound to be a real barn burner based on the other 5 times we've seen this nonsense)

A red background post on FB asking people for 1 thing that drives people nuts. [pretty sure this post will get deleted soon because a) its idiocy and b) Chrissy makes comments that show he isnt a tolerant loving smart Christian in it]
This from the guy who is always positive and whatever.

Unsurprisingly it has Chrissy saying he finds Biden annoying (yet I'm sure when asked to explain why, Chrissy will go hurr hurr) and someone else said "Deez nutz" and Chrissy said it took him awhile to get the joke.

What a tool.
Probable video review of Chrissy's nonsense video later today since its 16 minutes long, wont have gambling, will have lies, and is provably false since Chrissy cant attract hair on his bald melon.


==edit==
Suspiciosuly Chrissy is up to 917 subscribers when yesterday he has roughly 760.

Yeah, that subscriber number jumped out at me too.

Daily average is 8 subscribers and today over 100 with no increase in views, so definitely suspect.

I think Christopher Mitchell got impatient and purchased subscribers to put him over the 1,000 mark so that he'll be eligible again for YouTube monetization.

YT seriously needs to get its act together and nuke his channel. Again!

[TheRivers]

WooHoo!! The flip chart is back!!!…as are the (likely) stacks of $1 bills. Chrissy showing 9 stacks today.

[BedWetterBettor]

WooHoo!! The flip chart is back!!!…as are the (likely) stacks of $1 bills. Chrissy showing 9 stacks today.

Annnnnnnd we get the return of the “ironed” prop money and Bird Brain down on his knees ready to slob Kyle’s little baby dick!





I guess he should be thankful he didn’t use 999 One Dollar bills this time! But he may have in the Video thumbnail, he was too much of a pussy to zoom in on the money or come close to the camera. I wonder if he was fearless when Bryan Ockert asked him to Lose his Pants and Nut on camera last week?



Translation:” “Ohhhh Chrissy, please take me back! I still Luuuuuuv Yooooooou and I’ll let you be the Pitcher this time.”

I’ve never seen a grown man pining for another man’s love and attention like this, well except of course Squirtstopher when he’s got his pants around his ankles at one of his Sugar Daddy’s lofts!

[Phantom Limb]

Hero of the Stupid being extra stupid today.

Still pretending to be in Chicago.

Can't wait for ZD and others to shred this one.

[Forum Wars]

How do you lie to your flock and expect them to believe anything else you say is true?

"Still saying he's in Chi-town"...

[zealanddonk]

"gambling for a living, Chrissy reveals 8 traits you must...."

17m 20s likely nonsense that we have repeatedly heard before.

951 subscribers at time of viewing.

There is nothing new here, except another "I challenge you to an impossible competition and if you win, I'll pay you with fake money"



Chrissy claims that it is 3am where he is filming from
Based on when the video was uploaded, this means Chrissy either uploaded it not long after he finished it [Vegas] OR 3 hours later at 6am [Chicago].
Whats more likely, a quick upload and off to bed, or meticulously polishing it for 3 hrs and then uploading it?

Alternatively he could have finished this turd, gone to bed and woken up 3 hours later (something he actually deserves).

Scene opens with an Officemax paper style "whiteboard" a greyish wall, andf the Vegas "mural".
Chrissy wearing a bad combination of blck and grey, ridiculous eyebrows and the like.

1 Fearless
2 Passionate
3 Become an Expert
4 Refuse to Quit
5 You dont care
6 Grow your bankroll this is not a trait but we cant expect Chrissy to understand this
7 dont get greedy LOL
8 be consistent


Anyways blah blah blah, Fearless, lose your money blah blah blah

PAssionate means staying up till 3am studying baseball and thinking of your picks.
Remember being a sports bettor is easy and takes very little time, except when it doesnt.

2m48 Chrissy claims he cn go without sleep for 24 hrs and he has done it over and over
Sure, why not?
We've seen his cranky toddler phase when he tries it and I'm sure Stace hates it, but if it means he can keep gambling, do it.

3m20 blah blah blah not playing with lunch money blah blah blah cant afford to lose

Which is it?

3m55 Claims he studied Craps and Blaacky and all the rest from the first day he started
Yet it took him roughly 6 months to stop losing
Likewise, it sounds like it took him ages to also realise he couldnt win at craps....thats good studying skills there.

4m20 Chrissy claims he's a master and that jack of all trades dont become rich, but master's do.
Many people on this site have probably read Super/System 2, and are probably familiar with the idea of mastering a game like 5 card stud or 5 card draw and then watching the game die out.

Likewise "hurr hurr Im great at spinny, baccky and sports betting" yeah Chrissy, master one of them, you have jack of all trades half the things you could gamble on.

5m15 Blah blah blah fucked off $500k, friends called me a loser wife wanted to divorce me blah blah blah

6m50 Chrissy starts a rant abotu "you dont care" and throws around a lot of F Bombs because it makes it look butch?
Who knows, this is 3am nonsense wheer Chrissy gets to make up fantasy haters and tell us he is better than them.

8m Grow your bankroll
Chrissy claims "people think this money is fake"
He then shows some stacks to the camera and it looks like it is possible to see serial numbers

8m40 Chrissy gets real close to the camera, waves his money around and starts chanting "its all about the benjamins, baby"
This is more sad than anything.
Moral of the story, get sleep, rather than filming nonsense at 3am.

9m15 Chrissy claims when he got serious, he opened his gankroll chase account
previous versions of this is he got $4500 or whatever it was from selling his business and set up the account BEFORE showing Stace the magical day at the casino where he won $800 or whatever
Dont write your scripts at 3am kids.

9m45 Chrissy makes odd rambling statements that he has almost $500k in his big boy bank account but he spends his winnings on paying bills and giving to charity and whatever else
It is worded in such a way he is no longer growing his bankroll, AND he is using his winnings for paying bills which he mocked a chum about awhile ago.

Remember kids, consistency only applies to other people. <-- I wrote this before he revealed the 8th trait. Fuck Chrissy is predictable and stupid

11m "Dont stop growing your bankroll" after telling us he has effectively stopped growing it to give it to charity
Speaking of we havent seen any evidence of Kings ransom in quite some time.

11m30s Chrissy starts rambling about dont be greedy and tells us he'll tell us a true story

12m10s Claims hes seen people start with $1000 and turn it into $100 000+ (something Chrissy has never remotely come close to doing)

12m30 Greed is an evil demonic spirit
WTF?
Between that and dancing like a literal idiot chanting "its all about the benjamins" I'm being to think Chrissy was up for at least 24 hours at this point.
Oddly Chrissy doesnt give his #1 all time best pro tip of REBUKE SATAN here.
I guess you have to join the chums club for that.

13m15 Final Trait is be consistent.
Chrissy claims he gambles every single day blah blah blah

15m15s Hopefully an american can help me here, Chrissy is making some weird jerking off signal*
Is Chrissy refering to the allegations he used to make porn and how he had to consistently jizz in a minute, or does he mean something else?
Actually, scratch that I'm happy not knowing about Chrissy's hobbies.

16m Chrissy words it in such a way that he is still living in Chicago and it takes him an hour to get to the casino AND he'll even go when it snows.
Why doesnt he just live in Vegas?

16m19 Chrissy starts saying if people are talking shit about him, if they possess those 8 traits
remember trait 5 is you dont care, so why on earth would it matter? Chrissy doesnt possess the 8 traits he claims he does

16m30 Chrissy continuing his new gimmick of "hurr hurr I'll bet you dont blah blah blah hurr hurr" in such a way it is extremely unlikely anyone can win the money
So, if you can demonstate you have trait 5, you dont win the money, despite deserving the money because you have trait 5 let that sink in!!!!!1!!!!!

16m54s Apparently 99% of people are not successful at gambling is now 99.9% of people are not successful at gambling


*I figured it out, Chrissy is jerking you off if you keep watching this nonsense which has his standard hurr hurr derp nonsense.

[Kyle Prescott]

Folks the Mitchell's are fucked! LOL at the Notorious Paul Mitchell fucking midgets aha so that's why Lil Chrissy & Andrew are 5ft-nothing short dwarfs

Andrew Mitchell is now single & divorced uploading videos every 1hr on his Facebook about being the Worlds Greatest Dad & Worlds Strongest Man

Chrissy is off the rails again with such stupidity he might only have Bird Brain left supporting him


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[BedWetterBettor]

How do you lie to your flock and expect them to believe anything else you say is true?

"Still saying he's in Chi-town"...

He’ll use the old “ Hurr Hurr I said that to Fool my haters, I planned this all 6 months ago derrrrp” excuse and the Bird Brains of the world will believe it.

That’s pretty much the reason I have so much disdain for Bird Brain, JC Baptism Fit Shit Bit and Zach.

Whenever I corner Bird Brain on the Lies, he literally recites verbatim the nonsense that Chrissy uses!

Me “If he’s a millionaire and sooo rich, why doesn’t he even own 2 cars or a house? Why does he need a Loan on his current SUV and why did he have to sell his precious Lexus for HALF of what he supposedly paid (57k) for it? Being a millionaire he should be able to afford that and more, no?”

Bird Brain - “Well Hurr hurr he doesn’t have to explain why he doesn’t own those things, there are haters out there who might show up on his door step, so he has to keep moving to new locations to avoid them. And he has the right to switch cars, they’re a family that does everything together so Hurr hurr they don’t need two cars!?!?”


Me “Sure sure and the Pope has a beach house on the moon with Santa Clause. Why does he always lie about prices and always change it after a few months, conveniently after a Big Loss? Doesn’t he say “You pay ONE time, Once you’re in…you’re in???” Funny that he always makes people pay extortion fees to stay in his elite club?”

Bird Brain - “Hurr durr, that’s to keep the broke douchbags out of the group who don’t participate and encourage others. Ya see, hurrrr anything worth Paying MORE money for is worth value, and we’re getting value by paying extra derrrrpity dooooo!?!?”


And so on… here’s some snippets from my 6 month Process of Trust with one Zachy the Lackey! I asked him if the video on YT made by the hilarious channel of 1DBC is true, here’s his response…



Lol, yea Zach the reason you were losing after Every One Warned you that you would is not because of math or negative expectation. It’s cuz of “Opportunity Cost” and the World of Haters in gambling. Cuz we all those Mentally unstable cards and Plastic Roulette Ball can get really pissy and make you lose 7 Marty bets in a row if they wanted to!?!?

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy has a new video "Anoher $10k day for Chrissy -- gambling in Vegas"

Red letter [or in Chrissy's case, brown letetr] day, he now has over 1000 subscribers.

Chrissy as charming and clever as always has set the video's location to "Your mom's house".
The true humour is if you went to the graveside, took a picture of the ehadstone and said "Here I am" Chrissy would throw an epic toddler tanrum, rant, cry, probably threaten legal action and blah blah blah.
Thin-skinned midget.

Anyways thankfully this nonsense is roughly 6m26s

Scene opens at a slot machine paying off $2603

Claims he was just randomly going through the casino and put $100 in.
Why would any of the chums risk $100 to win $100 on Baaacky or Spinny, when they can put $100 in a slot machine and win $2k+ ?

Blah blah blah
Claims its law of attraction

Chrissy shows a bunch of notes so might be useful to freezeframe and check serials.

1m43 Chrissy wins an $1800 jackpot and starts to ramble justifying why he is showing a poverty jackpot mentality
2m blah blah blah "get in my car and go home".
Doesnt he usually use language like go back to the suite when he is on holiday?

2m35 claims money comes to him and he is favoured every day
If only he actually did anything worth doing.

3m25 the man who told his dead sainted mother on mother's day that he doesnt drink, slugs a cocktail. Also not shown: LOLex

4m15 ramble ramble, watching game that he has money on

6m20 Chrissy laughs and is extremely happy that his team won and claims hes won enough to make this a $10k da [despite $4k coming of it from slot machines, let that sink in hurr hurr]

Almost no value in this nonsense other than some serial numbers.

[TheRivers]

So when you start a video and say you will be putting 100K through your cash counter and then you only put 50K through what does that say? Hmmm….I wonder.

And on a side note….Chrissy bought the cash counter before the gambling scam began. What kind of sums did he pass through it prior to first bragging (in 2020) about carrying 50K with him all the time?