I think there's a good chance Crowder is gay or bisexual, and this in turn brings on a lot of shame, which in turn leads to this aggressive and bizarre behavior in the workplace.

Recall that Crowder made a big deal in his early 20s that he was voluntarily a virgin, and wouldn't have sex with his girlfriend (eventually his wife) before marriage.

Viewed from today's perspective, perhaps it was so easy for Crowder to abstain from banging his hot blonde girlfriend because he wasn't that into women.

Crowder's twins were a result of an IVF procedure. That in itself is not shameful. Many people have to resort to IVF when one or both partners have issues conceiving, which are usually genetic. When you see a longtime childless couple suddenly announce a pregnancy with fraternal twins, it's almost always IVF. When a female celebrity is suddenly pregnant after age 44, it also usually IVF -- and not her own egg!

But I digress.

A small percentage of IVF customers are ones who simply don't have sex enough to produce a pregnancy. This can occur for a variety of reasons -- one or both partners have a low sex drive, the man has erectile dysfunction, the couple isn't physically together often enough (for example, military wives), or one of the two partners is gay. If Crowder really isn't into women, he might have barely been banging his wife, and thus not producing children. That might be the reason they finally went for IVF. This part is just speculation, but the old "Crowder is gay" rumors are really starting to look accurate now.