Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

putting in his losing sports bets for the day... is that Red Rock or somewhere else ?? somehow this guy survives and has money to do what he does....

everyday that @Druff slow rolls of not bringing down the YT channel... he funnels in more money from idiots.... that YT channel should of been brought down the first

day it was opened !! is @Druff afraid that this website will not get much traffic if Krissy's YT channel goes down ?? that's the only explanation i can come up with??!!!

feel like i'm wasting my time.... and call BS when i see it.... !!! here @Druff let this fucking knucklehead off the hook from day 1 of the 4th YT channel appearing and

let this knucklehead gather up steam on YT which is his best FREE ADVERTISEMENT !!! ...BIG FUCKING MISTAKE IN MY BOOK !!

posting the video from FB it is also a YT short but aint gonna link it .... cause you can figure out why....

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1022583885413341

[Forum Wars]

Tariq Reed: Since CM martingales his losses and says that winning % is therefore irrelevant,, there is ZERO value for anyone to pay for 44% picks when they could probably flip a coin and do better for free.

Right!

Anyone else think it's hilarious that Chrissy dumped unbeatable Baccarat and Roulette as the "moneymaking meat" (please, no comments) for sports betting, which is beatable, only to rely on the useless Martinggale and Grand Martingale (he wishes Mitchellgale was a thing, but it's just Grand Martingale) to try and make a living from it?

I mean, I think he just "goes with his gut" on the picking the winner part, assuming the Martingale/Grand Martingale will make him his $$$. That is obscenely laughable!

[zealanddonk]

Aaaaaand Chrissy manages to do a woe is me pity party post on his second day of trying to be healthy

"waaaaaa only one person held me accountable, waaaa".

Most of us would trust that he would be exercising and eating properly on day 2 of his challenge....if he had a record of completing his challenges.

[Kyle Prescott]

Christopher Mitchell's is such a little midget crybaby whiny bitch, he's definitely got Daddy issues

Solar Man on Chrissys fb post today lol

[TheRivers]

Now claiming he “flew to Las Vegas for a week”. Ha ha ha ha ha. He can’t even realize how ridiculous that is based on posts from just days ago.

[Tellafriend]

Now claiming he “flew to Las Vegas for a week”. Ha ha ha ha ha. He can’t even realize how ridiculous that is based on posts from just days ago.

compulsive liars are unable to keep up with their untruths. it always ends up catching up to them in the end though. so too it will with our gay porn star.

[BedWetterBettor]

Now claiming he “flew to Las Vegas for a week”. Ha ha ha ha ha. He can’t even realize how ridiculous that is based on posts from just days ago.

Beat me to it, but still gonna post this screenshot showing how stupidly he Lies and Contradicts himself!

Tariq Reed: His flight from Chicago had a layover stop next to the Colorado river somewhere... seems legit.

[1dollarboxcar]

@Druff , this is what happens when you let that douchebags YT channel stick around for no damn good reason, he gets to show off a rare 4 for 4 winning day and a

rare parlay win for an extra $ 2.3k , you helped him line his pockets with rube money !! the only person you helped by FUCKING AROUND is the Gaylord himself

Krissy Mitchell.... now i am sure this will help him exponentially with even more rube money.... i am at a loss of words as to why YOU slow rolled this from the beginning

of his 4th YT channel appearing !!!!!!!???????????? i mean WTF ????!!!!!!!!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

TheRivers: Buddy, you need to give the man time. He’s been busy. It’s not like one just snaps their fingers and YT acts. Also…as much as we all would like the channel gone nobody is dedicating their life to making that happen.


yes, i do realize that a 5 minute email to the YT contact is hard to squeeze in from a month and a half ago, when Krissy's 4th YT channel first appeared....

[Phantom Limb]

ZD should have a field day with today's How & When to place a sucker, er, Parlay bet video.

Chock full o' stupid

For a $250 "chump change" bet, he sure seemed to be sweating it pretty hard

[1dollarboxcar]

TheRivers: If only it were that simple.


if only it wasn't that complicated to email the YT contact ( 5 min. ) early when the channel first appeared.... KNOWING that it would probably and most likely take some time to bring it down.... then the YT channel doesn't pick up steam ( like it is now ) and we all know that it is YT that is his greatest tool .... then he doesn't line MORE money in his pockets from IDIOTS, letting him survive and do what he does.... and now with today's grand slam by Krissy, them idiots that were on the fence about paying him.... well they hopped that fence and lined his pockets !!

i know that i am not the only forward thinker here.....

TheRivers: " Also…as much as we all would like the channel gone nobody is dedicating their life to making that happen. "


you got 3 yrs. contributing to this thread bro.... ))))))

[zealanddonk]

Today's nonsense: Sports Betting Chrisys bets $20k on Wednesday July 5th.

283 subscribers at time of viewing:
Spoilers: good chance this nonsense gets deleted as Chrissy shows 4 big boy bets and he needs _3_ of them to win to profit

Chrissy in grey, driving, no sign of the family props for awhile now.
13m 30s of nonsense ahead.

Blah blah, honest and transparent blah blah.

1m20s claims 99% of people who bet on sports are losers
is he basing this on his old trick of "hurr hurr, I didnt win today but I won more yesterday so I'm still a winner" or whatever nonsense it was

Rambles about no room for emotions in sports betting.

5m54s claims three different people recognised him at the sports book [then changes it to "a few people"].

Chrissy now rambles about other people sharing their systems with him.
Claims all three use parlays [blah blah blah].

parlays appeal to deadbeat douche bags wanting to get rich quick, and are for losers
Remember all his parlays we have seen
if chrissy continues with his nonsense youtube channel for more than 2 months, expect to see him bragging about parlays again

So yeah just over three weeks ago Chrissy was claiming parlays were for suckers, and losers.
I predicted he'd reverse that in September: He managed to do it in the same month he was ranting against it.

And with that note, I'll review today's nonsense in the next post.

[zealanddonk]

July 29th [NZT] "Chrissy tells how and when to place a parlay"
See the above post, and the video from July 5th.

Anyways 8m 43s of likely nonsense or at least gross contradictions of comments earlier in the month.
496 subscribers at time of viewing.

Spoiler: Chrissy justifies when he bet on a parlay, because he was already betting those games and hes the best at what he does: wouldnt that mean he would be betting parlays every day then?

Chrissy opens by telling us he is in LAs Vegas for a week:
Amazing how he took a trip to find himself, and he ends up back in Vegas.
Must be a sign from God.
*REBUKE SATAN*

26s Chrissy claims he is close to having a perfect day
Does he mean his hair has grown back, does it mean NVB can say F properly, did his wife have an orgasm when he was in the room?
Of course not: he managed to make 5 correct picks out of 5.
But remember, winning percentage is the most stupid question you can ask, so why would a 100% winning percentage matter?

1m Chrissy shows his tickets which I dont really care about:
For completeness however:
Ticket 1:
Bet $1k to win $689.65
Ticket 2
Bet $1k to win $934.60
Ticket 3
Bet $1k to win $1k
Ticket 4
Bet 41k to win $512.80

Parlay:
$250 to win $2353.30

Of course, the parlay stands out because he kept wanking on about not being greedy, not having a lottery mindset blah blah blah
And here he is chasing a 9x payout.

2m25s complete lie likely detected Chrissy claims he doesnt place parlays very often.

2m35 Hurr hurr dont place a parlay bet on 10 different teams
He clais its hard enough to win 1 game when betting on sports: yet he's just shown tickets of 4 of 4 picks winning.

3m05 Chrissy is ranting that idiots place $10 bets on 5,10 or 15 team parlays hoping to win $100k and thats why they are broke and in debt, blah blah blah.

So to recap, picking winners is difficult, parlays are bad, and he's Chrissy showing off a 9x parlay win ticket because..... ???

Anyways Chrissy now justifies why he is doing a parlay today and why he is better than everyone else:
Claims he is the best sports bettor in the world, and does a lot of research and studying every day

3m30s Claims he had a haunch all 4 teams would win: I thought he smacktalked haunches in another video but cant be bothered going back and checking right now.

3m57 after telling us 5 team parlays are for broke douche bag idiots, Chrissy now tells us if you are going to parlay, make it 5 teams or less.

4m20 "dont get stpuid and bets thousands and thousands on a parlay"
So to summarise: he already has bets on all 4 teams, he has a haunch all 4 teams will win, he already has thousands on those teams, so why not bet $1000 if he has done his big boy research?

$9k profit looks a lot better than $2350 or whatever it was.

4m24s chrissy claims to be a millionaire with a big boy bankroll over half a million.

4m46 claims he ddint get rich by betting his life savings on parlays he only does them once in awhile.
sounds like he only bets parlays when he has triggers like he did in Spinny
Also, he may not have gotten rich by betting parlays but guarenteed he lost his arse on parlays over the years.

4m50 Chrissy again repeats his retarded statement "only bet a parlay whe you are betting on individual games"
He's doing that every time he is betting moneyline bets, so according to him, every day.
Therefore why isnt he parlaying every day?

Either A) because this advise is nonsense or B) he has been and has been losing badly on them

5m20 Chrissy stops his video and restarts it to tell us the game is not rained out and he will likely cash in on his parlay bet instead of getting a refund.

5m38 claims it will be an amazing payday if the Mets win [but remember he does a lot of research before betting AND hes a millionaire so winning $2358 from a parlay is nothing ]

8m After showing us footage of the game, Chrissy is the winner and extremely happy with himself for correctly picking 4 games of 4 (100% but percents dont matter)

8m30 Chrissy claims he also made money on Spinny and Baacccky: in other words, he was hiding at the casino for most of the day, instead of spending time with the family.

So this video is pretty much pure nonsense as Chrissy doesnt realise what he is saying, but says it anyways.

[TheRivers]

So I just watched today’s idiotic parlay video….I still haven’t stopped laughing.

This guy is such an inexperienced sports better (even after over two years) that he’s not even able to recognize situations where he would actually win money…

In talking about how the Mets and Nationals were in a rain delay Chrissy says, “If this game gets rained out I forfeit the parlay and just get my money back.”

I mean…the is just gold right here. The supposed GOAT of gambling still after two years has no clue how postponed games work.

No idiot…the parlay is not forfeited. All that happens is that the postponed leg just gets removed from the parlay. Yes you would have gotten your money back on the straight bet for that game…but the four leg parlay actually then becomes a three leg parlay….and since he had already won the other three games he actually would have won the three leg parlay that remained. No he wouldn’t have won the $2300 that the four leg would have pad him…but since the Mets were the heaviest favorite of the original four games the payout likely only drops to something like $1800 give or take. But our hero is too dumb to even recognize this.

That’s right suckers…you’re actually paying a guy for advice who has no idea himself how the sports betting system works. It’s been like this for the past two years:

1. He bets on the under on the home run derby since he doesn’t see how a batter can hit that many home runs in three minutes..but doesn’t realize that time gets added on as more homers are hit
2. He initially considered the total payout to be part of a “win” and not just the profit.
3. He would bet 8 different parlays on a single day while repeating teams over and over again.
4. He would try and convince people that it’s better to bet a heavy favorite parlayed with each side of an even money game than it is too just take all of that money and just do a straight bet on the heavy favorite,

I could go on and on about the idiocy. Today was just another example of the long list that’s already been built up since God told him to be a sports better.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, Chrissy getting toasted in the comments on his stupid Money isn’t everything but everything requires money post. Lol!



Chrissy will say “Hurr hurr, Jesus used Loaves of bread as money, so it’s the same thing derrrrp!”

“Folks, cavemen used stones as money! Then Einstein invented the light bulb and Martin Gale invented a betting system where you Bet One Bulb, lose bet two bulbs, rinse and repeat! These are the God’s Honest Facts folks!


And speaking of Loafs, the lazy Loaf of Shit already quit on the 30 day fitness challenge much sooner than he quit on the 90 day Million dollar challenge!

Also, just watched the Parlay video and couldn't help notice that Chrissy uses a term that indicates he's a fair weather fan... "We need a Run... we Got a hit..." while referring to... the New York Mets! Yea, I know die hard sports fans saw "We won!" We did this and that.

But Chrissy says "We might get another run" like he's a Met's fan, when he's never been to New York or Citi Field and probably doesn't even know where it is located! And all while wearing his cheap, Walmart Cubs jersey. "Hurr hurr we Won against the Nationals" Lol what a putz!



The Colt Dolt Quits more than Zach trusts processes that fail! Perhaps Andrew can give some “tips” for working out. Of course all of those would be Needle Tips!

[BedWetterBettor]

Don’t know why, but I got a chuckle out of Chrissy’s latest post of “wisdom”…



Apparently you don’t need to Write 100 self help books to become successful either…



I mean JC fit is soaring like an Eagle along with Jeff Reed, Brown Nose Brandon, Chris Bird Brain and Zachy the Lackey!

Here’s a photo of JC that might explain why he was so enamored with Chrissy and still emulates the midget Masturbator!



Lol, at least he didn’t put gobs of spray tanner all over his face like Chrissy and Drew did in their Munchkin Competitions!



Interesting comments on Cheetos YT channel. Supposedly Coach 1AM has reported little Kyle for driving while using a cell phone to make videos. Chrissy May use this as his excuse for running away from Shitcago like a pussy.

[zealanddonk]

Anything to distrct from his eating healthy and exercising self challenge.

Interestingly, his engagement is higher for his burning books post than his parlays are good post.

[Kyle Prescott]

Worlds shittiest & dumbest gambler Christopher Mitchell, hilarious how he still doesn't understand barely anything about gambling & betting

Always points to his dumbass bald empty head when he says something really stupid

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[Dan Druff]

Yeah, the head point is both hilarious and ultra obnoxious. This is a guy who is both stupid aaaaaaand uneducated, strutting around YouTube as if he's a genius with something to teach people.

Chrissy is a walking caricature.

He's a caricature of a dumb person pretending to be smart.

He's a caricature of a ploppy losing gambler pretending to be a winner.

He's a caricature of a roidhead pretending to be healthy and fit.

He's a caricature of a perpetually broke person pretending to be rich.

He's a caricature of a gay man pretending to be straight.



Still amazes me that so many suckers don't see through the obvious act.

[crudebar]

Yeah, the head point is both hilarious and ultra obnoxious. This is a guy who is both stupid aaaaaaand uneducated, strutting around YouTube as if he's a genius with something to teach people.

Chrissy is a walking caricature.

He's a caricature of a dumb person pretending to be smart.

He's a caricature of a ploppy losing gambler pretending to be a winner.

He's a caricature of a roidhead pretending to be healthy and fit.

He's a caricature of a perpetually broke person pretending to be rich.

He's a caricature of a gay man pretending to be straight.


Still amazes me that so many suckers don't see through the obvious act.

The power of wanting something to be true(for his victims)

It truly is remarkable he can still afford rent and food. The guy is supposedly paying 10k a month just in rent---not exactly chump change, yet chumps keep producing for him.