Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Those new $399/month chums sure are getting good value for July.

[TheRivers]

In an old video from the Mumbler wherein he actually shows Chrissy’s Baccarat strategy video that Chrissy would send out to whomever bought the infamous PDF. Priceless stuff when you now compare it to the things he shows today. Stop losses, time limits, never gambling online, end more….you no longer see the BLOAT talking about those things.

[zealanddonk]

An old video from the Mumbler wherein he actually shows Chrissy’s Baccarat strategy video that Chrissy would send out to whomever bought the infamous PDF. Priceless stuff when you now compare it to the things he shows today. Stop losses, time limits, never gambling online, end more….you no longer see the BLOAT talking about those things.

I doubt we'll be seeing much good new material from Chrissy on youtube for awhile.

Any idea how old it is given hes rocking the chia pet hairstyle?

[Phantom Limb]

We know for sure he spent some of his ill-gotten funds on Botox. LOL

[1dollarboxcar]

forced to upload re-runs.... from the not so private jet video with Stewman... aint gonna link it cause there is no need too....

[Phantom Limb]

New "old" vid shot at the Apex scam convention in Vegas a while back.

Pointless recycled nothingness.

Many giveaways at how dated it is:
Frisco, TX
referring to the old URL that directs to the Thrivecart
view from Bellagio still shows Bally's signage on what is now Horseshoe
etc

He's hitting rock bottom

[zealanddonk]

Ryan's version of this video is so much better.

[Phantom Limb]

Between our favorite steaming turd in the old video last night and the White House shills on the Sunday shows this morning I'm not sure who sounds more desperate trying to get their brand to become a real thing

Goat Life or Bidenomics

neither one is gonna catch on

LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

Forum Wars: Truly a donk: after the fact choppy/streaky studying!

And studying incorrectly of course! He states something to the effect of “Hurr hurr if you bet $10 on Banker EVERY hand during a choppy show and martingale after Every loss, you will recoup ALL your losses and have $10 for Every win! Conveniently leaving out the part where you’d have to pay commission on those wins at a rate of $1 per Marty win and 50 cents for every initial $10 bet win.

While paying $1 in commission 6 times may not seem like a big deal, but consider that 4 more commission wins at that rate will result in losing an entire hand’s profit or $10 in commission. Then consider if you run into 5 player losses in a row and continuing to Marty bet on Banker will quickly turn that $1 commission fee into a $16 commission fee on that 6th Marty progression bet! So you would effectively bet $320 to just come out $6 behind!

But don’t let math or actual knowledge get in the way of the truth Chrissy!



This also proves what Rick Lee and others have pointed out about Chrissy’s betting tendencies from 2019-2021. He almost always bet Banker in a Live casino setting and his fairy tale of turning $800 into $850….errr $1000 …. Errr Now $4500 by only betting on Player is a Complete Lie! Shoutout to Elmo for the Classic Chrissy captions!

[TheRivers]

I’m really starting to think Chrissy may own less than 20 articles of clothing. It seems like all we ever see him wearing these days are the Cubs jersey, the A’s jersey, that ugly Chicago hoodie, the ugly red and black Boas hoodie, and the almost as ugly red and black Boss hoodie. I think we may have seen him in a button down shirt once or twice. He may literally not own anything else.

He’s been on this “road trip” the past three days and it would appear as if he’s worn the A’s jersey for two of those three days.

The pretend mighty may have finally fallen.

[TheRivers]

Well…take a good look at this photo. That SUV looks mighty full. Just saying.

And as usual Stacy and Bubs are forced to sit in the back.

@RMS, I was going to bring up the same thing regarding no car seat. I think the answers are that they use the stroller because they are too lazy to chase him around. They don’t have a car seat because Stacy is forced to sit in the back by Chrissy and she keeps Bubs on her lap. So effectively she is the car seat. Neither of these practices are going to age well.

[TheRivers]

And another short video today of Chrissy at the Colorado River. Gee…what town do we know of that has the Colorado River pretty much running right to it? Any (Hoover) damn questions as to where he’s headed…likely to a new residence?

[zealanddonk]

And another short video today of Chrissy at the Colorado River. Gee…what town do we know of that has the Colorado River pretty much running right to it? Any (Hoover) damn questions as to where he’s headed…likely to a new residence?

Hilariously Andrew says he wants to raft there.
Given he is not the richest in the mitchell family generation I'm not sure he's allowed to share any of his thoughts or opinions.

Also, Tariq Reed givng Chrissy million dollar ideas for free, but since they require doing work, we know Chrissy will ignore them (or arse them up, then ignore them).

[zealanddonk]

BWB "Colt Dolt lost on the Braves 3 times this week!"

That cant be possible, Chrissy had a video just the other day where he said just keep betting the favourite and they hardly ever lose 3 times in a row, despite what Tarq also said.


Chrissy probably blew half his big boy bankroll chasing.

[BedWetterBettor]

BWB "Colt Dolt lost on the Braves 3 times this week!"

That cant be possible, Chrissy had a video just the other day where he said just keep betting the favourite and they hardly ever lose 3 times in a row, despite what Tarq also said.


Chrissy probably blew half his big boy bankroll chasing.

No wonder the little pussy didn’t show any betting slips this week! “Hurr durr I was busy traveling and didn’t have time to place bets, even though placing sports bets is so easy you can do it while taking a shvits!”



Shoutout to Elmo!

[zealanddonk]

The whole "I'm gonna make more big boy money in the second half of this season than I've ever made before" was another portent of abject failure ahead.

[Kyle Prescott]

Bdubbs no longer answering Chrissys call lol, Rat boy brown nose Brandon Wingerter was top 3 Christopher Mitchell fanboy of all time

[Phantom Limb]

New vid. Nothing much there except some gorilla math in Vegas over a week ago.

Somehow he claims $2500 profit equals winning $16000.

And he's not selling you picks, he's SHARING his picks (when you join the cum chums guzzle club).

Idiocy

[zealanddonk]

New vid. Nothing much there except some gorilla math in Vegas over a week ago.

Somehow he claims $2500 profit equals winning $16000.

And he's not selling you picks, he's SHARING his picks (when you join the cum chums guzzle club).

Idiocy

Today's video is such gibberish nonsense it isnt worth a review as such.


"to make $1m in 90 days just bet on games that get canceled and collect your initial bet back, hurr hurr"

[zealanddonk]

And despite Chrissy's bright idea of calling his video "Gambling addiction", his video from 9 days ago has only had 1.4k views from 478 subscribers.

For a normal person I'd recommend a vacation, rest and come up with a new clever plan.......