Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[TheRivers]

Chrissy’s professional advice for the day…when you’re down never try and get the whole thing back by making a huge bet…because that’s bound not to work out.

Ummm….what exactly do you think the Martingale actually is? <SMH>

Chrissy’s advice on how to make a comeback….Don’t bet the money now….take a break and then come back and bet more money to dig out. Yep…I’m sure that changes everything.

Talks again about getting into a big hole at the Bellagio. Says it was 45K…but I believe a differen’t video he called it out as 38K. Either way…I think we know what really happened there…despite him claiming that Mike Shulkins watched the supposed comeback.

[zealanddonk]

and here we go:

Professional Gambler Chrissy shares 8 tips that made him a millionaire

322 subscribers at time of viewing:

29 minutes of nonsense.

"Tip 1: Just lie about being a millionaire"
"Tips 2-8: Repeat Tip 1 until you and others believe".

Thank you for reading my review.

[zealanddonk]

Professional Gambler Chrissy shares 8 tips that made him a millionaire

[spoiler] No whiteboard. And like none of his new videos, no online gambling shown[spoiler]
spoiler: despite being a maths genius Chrissy claims that after 5 comes 6, after 6 comes 6, and after 6 comes 8
322 subscribers at time of viewing:

29 minutes of nonsense.

Proper version:

Chrissy wearing a light blue boss hoody: red eyed, probably filmed around 4am as thats when it was posted.

Claims he started gambling in Jan 2019.

Shows 50k and claims he makes $50k a week.

1m12s Tip 1 "Lazer beam focused"
Follow
One
Course
Until
Successful.

Reminder: Chrissy loves jumping from Baacccky to Spinny to Sports Betting depending on how itchy his body is and what God tells him.

1m42 Claims 98% of the population are not successful at anything.

Compares himself to LeBron, Tiger, and Trump.

Tip 2: Keep track of everything: track bankroll, wins, losses, expenses
I'm sure IRS would be very interesting in that information.

Tip 3: Refuse to give up
Ramble ramble Chrissy rambles about losing every day
4m50s claims they were behind on their mortgage payment

Tip 4: Sacrifice everything claims he gave up all his so-called friends.
He seems to keep on doing that tho, those poor chums club members.
7m25s mentions delayed gratification: wonder if that was his plan back in the good old video days

7m44 Tip 5 I never ever ever ever ever ever made excuses
As The Rivers and others have pointed out, this is likely the biggest lie in this nonsense.
"NVB was ooooooooooooooooking" (shoutout to NVB)

8m35 drops a "bullshit" "If you arent making money its because you are making excuses"
Given Chrissy is a cis white male, born in America in the later half of the 20th Century, he's already living life in easy mode.
Granted he is an idiot, and is a midget and is prone to toddler tantrums (shout out to the burning ohio state jeresy clip)

8m43 Throws out the old "let that sink in" -- he loves thinking he is dropping wisdom that his followers cant understand.

Tip 6: rambles a long time to get to "get a bank account".
claims he has never touched the bank account with $500k in it
Then it isnt a bankroll account.
This conflicts with other statements about him going off to the bank to withdraw money.
Now he rambles about co-mngling funds and giving BBJs to LLCs or something.

11m35 more rambling about treating gambling like a multi-million dollar business, and you must open a personal account.
While I do agree with the separate account idea esp to prevent donking off, the idea that he has never withdrawn any money from his is redonkulous to say the least.

12m Chrissy has a light bulb moment and starts rambling about going to his website and buying his book
Gotta push those sales up, hopefully the 2nd edition will have a foreword by one of his successful chums who coloured it in.

Claims everything about him is listed on his website. Pretty sure there isnt any Kyle Prescott stuff there but I'm not risking a click to find out.

$399 a month to join his private inner circle and get sports picks
Remember when it was $499 a month and would never go below that.

Starts rambling about someone in the chums club for 2 years who is a nice person.
Claims that dude grew $100 to $25k. Chrissy claims this took several months:
It would take effectively 6 months to do this AND that assumes a consistent 3% every day.

Anyways Chrissy now rambles he knew the dude was broke, struggling not paying his bills but of course Chrissy told that dude "Yo, fuck them haters, keep giving me chums club membership and I'll tickle your balls, instead of paying people you owe*"
*ok, slight artist license on that one, but we all know ball tickling and chums club membership was at the heart of what Chrissy was saying.

IF this story is remotely true [highly unlikely] the guy could easily pay any serious bill by just staying at $25k and using the 3% from that each day to pay his bills until he was clear.
That would be $750 a day, or $5250 a week. Regardless of roughly how many bills or debt the dude had, that would easily dent or clear it in a week, or a month in the worst case to where he's either free OR well on the road to being back in shape.
chrissy loves people who do not understand math, critical thinking, finance or just about anything

16m Chrissy's idiotic story now claims the dude paid his bills, using most or all of his bankroll to achieve it.

17m Claims the dude recently left the chums club after being one of the longer serving members: Is this Jeff the trucker?
Claims it was a year ago so probably B-Dubs.


19m bad news for Zachy and BW: Chrissy's $50k cash is his golden goose: Poor Zachy, how Chrissy wanted to make a goose out of him and his gingery hair .

20m after a long ramble, Chrissy forgets that his colouring in book only requries $100 to start the process and somehow someone who made $25k from that could never do it again
Chrissy, the idea is to keep selling those colouring in books, tell people set backs are fine, just start a new book with a fresh Benjamin and try again.



20m45s Chrissy gives us a new Tip #6, or was the last 10 minutes just filler?
Anyways "have a reason why"

Chrissy throws all of his family under the bus by claiming they were all dead broke.
21m45 Chrissy forgets he could have gotten a real job like Stacey had and support his family quite adequately that way.
He forgets that Stacey was his wife should have been his reason, fuck her broke ass, Bubs is his reason why.

23m12s Starts a rant about his father who told Chrissy "Get a job".
23m20s Chrissy drops an F-bomb.

23m24 ironically claims his son will never say "my father was a deadbeat"
No, no he probably wont, it'll be "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook ooook fucking deadbeat ooooook prison oook oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook"

Starts rambling about a sport car not being good motivation.
Anyone else remember when he rented a lambo to help seduce young Zachy?


Blah blah blah leave a legacy and helping others blah blah blah


24m39 makes an odd comment about Rolex watches
WE havent seen the old LOLEx for awhile now either.
Maybe Stacey pawned it for $500 and escaped.

25m Tip 8 he says the other line "100% committed to: Doing whatever it takes!!!!!!!!!!"

Chrisy brings the camera closer to his face which just highlights how tired he looks.
Guess that porn parody of Addams Family hasnt called him in to be Uncle Fester the Self-Molester in awhile (shoutout to Phantom Limb, BWB and everyone else who made that name popular)

Drops two bullshits because people claim they'll do whatever it takes but dont.

Blah blah blah fuck away all your money, go to the pawn shop, get pay day loans blah blah blah


Repeats his claim he is making $50k a week but good news it'll be $75k a week "soon".
Maybe we'll see one of those $250k months he was planning back in Jan 2022 when he joined up with Keithy Craft's super chums club.

Blah blah blah
claims he can buy whatever he wants except dignity
Claims he gives away lots of money and people in 3rd world countries would be dying without him
Sure sure Chrissy, your narcissism is showing again.

Paul the octopus could probably count better to 8 than Chrissy can.

So, this is very missable BUT good material for anyone making a parody video.

[BedWetterBettor]

Today's video entitled Comeback is non-stop Chrissy stupidity. He all of a sudden has developed selective amnesia and can't seem to remember A) when he was in Vegas last time, despite seeing the Vegas Knights win the Stanley Cup and which exact Day he had his miraculous, "Biggest Comeback of his Career". However, given the fact he did NOT attend the Stanley Cup Parade that was held on Saturday, it would logically mean that he played on Friday night and flew out of town Saturday!

But when you're looking off into space telling lies, I guess the exact days, times and actual profit amounts don't really matter, right folks?

As Rivers pointed out, the number has now changed from being down 38K to down 45K. Sooooo Complete Lie regarding the Comeback! So he claims after all was said and done he was up $5000, but in the Original video he also claimed he tipped $4000 to the dealers to the point they were crying! Now, being he hasn't Once in the last 6 months, shown a Tip receipt with $150 on the merchant copy while he "accidentally" left the Customer copy with the REAL tip amount, why would he tip 80% of his profit folks?

The answer, the cheap, dead broke, midget would NOT. Probably tipped $100 and counted the commission he paid on Banker wins as Tip, because "hurr hurr the casino gets that money and pays the dealer with it, so it's the same as tips!"

Another Rivers insight, Chrissy says never get emotional and go All-In. Yet as we remember in Many of those Spinny Youtube videos long forgotten, especially the one taken with the Elite chums copying his bets, he went All-in several times and Got lucky. Hence the fact all but ONE of those videos were uploaded to Youtube and conveniently the one where lost with all the Chums, did NOT get uploaded and was only seen months later thanks to Bird Brain's undying love for Chrissy in an attempt to get his attention!


Speaking of Jilted former lovers of One Kyle Prescott, Chrissy mentions "you need to save a little bit of your bankroll to make the whole thing back, a little of bit of something can turn into something". Funny that Zachy didn't get that memo back when he lost his first, second and third bankroll and thought he could make it all back with his last 57 cents! Only to go on the line for another $2100 from his savings and turned it into... oh wait! Zach says Hi from Beyond the Grid!!

So it seems like he just got a message or email from some idiot that complained he Always loses right away following Chrissy's idiotic strategy, then martys only to lose more and 8x or 16x the losses and Goes busto like all the other suckers that came before him. Since Chrissy always miraculously comes back without ever showing proof, we should all just trust he's telling the truth and not question him. Even though every single person that followed him is now broke and wondering where they went wrong? When they should be asking, “What’s Your Reason WHY??!?!?”

[1dollarboxcar]

of course he can't show the other 2 tickets..... and DAAAYYYUUUMMMM.... look at them fucking eyes... !! LMAO LMBO )

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2709347239202357

[zealanddonk]

Second video of the day from Chrissy [along with an FB reel I'll wait for: Note 1dollarboxcar posted it above, Chrissy claims 4 wins but only shows 2 small tickets and looks worn out]
Spoiler: Chrissy rambles for 10 minutes and other than the contradictions, nothing good here
Still 322 subscribers
Chrissy in black and grey, driving:
10m
"Chrissy tells how to make a comeback when you're down".

10s Chrissy tells us he is off to the casino and he had an idea
Given how terrible most of his ideas are, hopefully he learns not to share them to outsiders and potential chums.

Starts a ramble that he made 2 comebacks in the last 2 weeks while in Vegas.
He says he's a millionaire and laughs, like we've seen so many times before.

1m35 Chrissy running a theme of no excuses, this time "when you find yourself in a hole, you have to take responsibility for it"
Theres a Zachy joke there somewhere, but moving right along

2m15s Very clearly he is holding his phone while filming: isnt that some sort of driving violation?

I had assumed it had been mounted, something Stacey hasnt known for awhile now.

Repeats the "Bacccccky tables were full and $500 minimum story"
Starts to tell us about the mitchellgale system which is bigger and more aggressive than the martingale.
He has previously stated he often gets in trouble when aggressive, but doesnt he always use the mitchgale because the martingale is pointless (like this video)

3m30s God's honest truth! A buddy was there and saw it
Really selling the lies today.
Anyways, he states he lost $45k in 10 minutes, but is confused by the amount.

Starts rambling about emotional betting
Claims he didnt pull $50k out of his Boss man bag (l.o.l)
In reality, the previous time he told that story, he didnt have $50k with him.
Unless he wants us to believe he now has $100k on him when he goes to the casino.

4m40 As God as my witness, my buddy Mike was there watching the entire thing

Twink Weasel confirmed to be Chrissy's "friend".
I will say this for Schulkins the fact Chrissy hasnt cornholed him yet is a testiment to Schulkin's intelligence.
Unless Chrissy means "Off the grid and totally not a criminal Mike" who we havent seen for a looooooooong time.

75m later Chrissy claims he made $5k profit.
He told this story a couple of weeks ago, that time he tipped out the dealers who were almost in tears.

5m30s Chrissy takes his other hand off the wheel to point down to "goatlifebaby".
Lets be honest here, Chrissy is probably well skiled at driving one handed from his past adventures.

5m50s Chrissy claims most of the time you'll lose that big boy bet.
As TheRivers points out this is just martingale with 1 extra step, and the odds are the same assuming Chrissy is flipping coins with Spinny and Baaacky.

6m45 Chrissy is now saying dont fuck away all your money in complete contrast to last week's strategy of go to the bank, withdraw everything, fuck it away and go back to the bank

7m20s Chrissy starts another rambling story: Claims he took $25k to the baaaaacky table but was too distracted watching sports.
No excuses
Chrissy loses $2k and goes to the sports book to watch his games


7m45s despite claiming to never get emotional when gambling, his mood got better because his team(s) won in baseball

Ramble ramble.
LOL 8m35s he know claims he kept his emotions out of it, despite less than a minute ago claiming he was happy his team won.


9m30 Now he claims once you lose 10-15% you can stop.
So much for his invincible no stop-losses claims from last year when he didnt have fear.
it seems like he's figured out he can get more affliate money by slow burning his chums than he can by having them go broke and hope they'll re-load

Other than using this as a marker for complete lies and contractions later in the month, this one is skippable.

[1dollarboxcar]

i think the Skank Stacy finally realized if there was any hope for the little Ooooker, she was gonna have to leave with him, cause if she stayed with the psychopath

Krissy , little Oooker wasn't gonna get the help that he desperately needs !! how was the wife of a multimillionaire with only one family car gonna take Oooker

anywhere for treatment/therapy.... ??? let that sink in folks.... a multimillionaire family with ONE FUCKING CAR !!????

i am sure Grandpa ( Stacy's dad ) would definitely want to see lil Ooookers get the help that he needs and had some influencing with that with her....

just my 2 cents....

[zealanddonk]

Assuming that $50k is real (l.o.l) no wonder he is looking sleepless, cant risk Stacey getting her hands on it and leaving him.

[BedWetterBettor]

Mid-Week Mitchell at the airport with Skank and NVB. Must be looking for a new rental since they can't afford to live in Chicago.

More projecting in the post about how carrying money through the airport isn't a crime and all rich people do this.

Conveniently forgetting that Real Rich people don't sit on the floor in the Economy waiting area and have their own private lounge that Chrissy is too broke to be allowed into!

[BedWetterBettor]

Third Losing Day for the Bloat since his “4 for 4” day on July 5th. Documentation beats conversation and with little Kyle, Masturbation beats confrontation!



He’ll probably say “Hurr durr I was flying and didn’t bet today.” Even though he also claimed you can make sports picks while taking a poop! He probably shat himself when the Yankees gave up 6 runs late to blow the lead against his old favorite Cubs team. But today a lot of favorites lost including the Astros, Braves, Rangers, Guardians, and Reds. All teams that one Kyle Prescott bets on almost daily!

Remember folks, dead broke douchebags get emotional and bet for their home team!

[Forum Wars]

Anyway to report this fucker?:

https://www.illinoislegalaid.org/leg...iving%20record.

He's done this at least three times. So should have his license suspended.

[BedWetterBettor]

Anyway to report this fucker?:

https://www.illinoislegalaid.org/leg...iving%20record.

He's done this at least three times. So should have his license suspended.

Inform local PD to look out for this Leased Red Chevy Tahoe Z71 with license plate number DW19324

https://apps.ilsos.gov/regstatus/StatusCheck



Concerned citizens can also inform Rivers Casino of a fraud, adult film star loitering around their casino with 50K in illegally obtained funds and security may want to call local PD to verify the legitimacy of that money in a civil forfeiture investigation!

[zealanddonk]

Anyway to report this fucker?:

https://www.illinoislegalaid.org/leg...iving%20record.

He's done this at least three times. So should have his license suspended.

"hurr hurr, I was talking to my cellphone not on my cellphone hurr hurr "

If he half-asses his court appearance on this like the last 2 we have heard of, it will be delicious.

[zealanddonk]

And Fb post from a coupla hrs ago:
Chrissy and the family props went to Vegas, assumedly because Chrissy had itchy balls and didnt want to keep driving for hours in traffic he hates to place his bets.

And probably got offered comp deals but remember, free is bad, except when its good, but its also bad.

Toy script writing machines goes BRRRRRRRRRR!

[zealanddonk]

"TheRivers: @RMS I noticed this as well. Also noticed that they brought a lot of luggage this time. Could a move back to Vegas be imminent?"

If it is, it will be very much phrased
"I didnt want to drive for hours a day so I returned to Vegas".

"everyone who agrees with this, please ooooooooooooooooooook"

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnd more Lies exposed by Chrissy’s stupidity!



Here’s Chrissy snapping a photo of a Real high roller placing a large bet! He of course being a mental midget wants people to think that HE placed the bet when it’s obvious that’s not His money!

He of course will Hurr hurr it and say he Never said it was His bet, true enough! His bet on that hand is $650 and his win was $617.50 as you can see the stacked chips are 6 black, 3 red and the rest are denoms under $5 for the balance!

However, one Squirtstopher Bitchell DID say he places a TIP bet for the dealer Every time he plays! And yet the pile closest to our midget Masturbator shows clear as day there is no tip bet placed and the fact he didn’t touch his winnings indicates there never was any tip given out!

You can also see that he wants people to Think he’s a big betting, high roller because he plays at tables where people Next to him are betting 40K. However a quick look at his measly $650 bet would suggest otherwise! Minimum sized bets for a Mid-week Masturbating moron is all Chrissy will ever know!



Squirt Life Baby!

[TheRivers]

So…regarding the 40K bet. If he did place it (and it is pretty clear he didn’t) then one of the following two contradictions would be true:

A. He was down huge and got emotional and then tried to win it all back in one big bet…which he claims he never does

B. He was up big and then decided to go for it…which makes him…wait for it…GREEDY

@Tariq that 40K photo was from the Rivera Casino in Chicago. You can see it right on the table’s felt.

[TheRivers]

And…what’s a guy who has sworn off table games supposed to be bettering on this week when theres no baseball till Friday…other than the All Star Game and home run derby, both of which are sucker bets that Chrissy wouldn’t understand.

I know…he can bet on MLS. That should work out for him just as well as the World Cup.

[BedWetterBettor]

So…regarding the 40K bet. If he did place it (and it is pretty clear he didn’t) then one of the following two contradictions would be true:

A. He was down huge and got emotional and then tried to win it all back in one big bet…which he claims he never does

B. He was up big and then decided to go for it…which makes him…wait for it…GREEDY

@Tariq that 40K photo was from the Rivera Casino in Chicago. You can see it right on the table’s felt.

Yes, Rivers is correct. This was taken at the casino that shares his Namesake! And on closer inspection the 40K bettor went All in as there are no chips on the felt by his cup holder. It’s possible he’s pocketing more Pumpkin chips and likely he has more cash. But from the looks of the bet and the fact the rest seemed to follow suit and bet their remaining money indicates it was an all in bet!



Except of course the Colt Dolt who is too much of a pussy to bet over 40K because he’ll go broke like he did in Biloxi. I wouldn’t be shocked if super spreader Chrissy lowered his bet after the real high roller there with 40K on the line pushed all in.

In high limit Baccy, the person with the highest bet gets to “Drive” or look at the cards. Which is probably why the guy played so big. He was likely losing and didn’t want the tub of lard Chrissy to touch the cards with his fat fingers!



He’s too busy playing penny slots and winning $14.88 like we’ve seen him do before and Lie about getting a big win! Why hasn’t he shown those sports bets from yesterday when half the favorites lost? Oh that’s right cuz he’s a chicken shit loser and can’t show a high bet with a Big win!

[Tellafriend]

highest posted bacc limit is 20k at Bellagio, WYNN, etc. No idea about in Chi, but there is NO FUCKING WAY Chrissy the Squirter has special limits to 40k --- they would require at least 10x that as your line of credit, minimum. Just more lies, whether explicit or implicit, it's all he's got.