*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[lol wow]

lol sal just so you know the sf atl game was parlayed around hollywood cirles cuz i thought that was the bet and everyone is like bro whos ur baseball guy lolllllllll

[Sanlmar]

Bovada is offering alt F5 team totals. It’s a market that is not bet into a lot and is getting smashed by some.

You can string together a bunch in a parlay

Here’s are examples from yesterday



In my experience Bovada led the way offshore with F5 team totals and now is offering alternate totals.

[Sanlmar]

Jays are banned. They are serving a multiple year sentence. Not eligible for parole til next year.

They get no-hit yesterday. I’m sure they have 5 players in the All Star Game. Maybe gut can explain why anyone still cares about that shit.

Toronto (Ass Bassitt) opened -174 vs Detroit and it is now -124. Lol.


Just a reminder, you care a lot more about today than most managers. Games go up big F3-F5 and I can see managers pulling the A listers telling them to say “hi” to the fam for him. The burnt 2023 bull pens will get a similar early vacation from the boss.

Couple exceptions.

Cleveland F5 vs KCR. Bieber is pitching and the organization and Jerry McGuire gonna be showcasing the goods to Dodgers and the like. Lotta time going to be spent in the bars and on the phone this ASG break. Opportunity not squandered. That soft tosser might even be a K prop candidate for crying out loud

I’m still shopping

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thats some real elite forum punctuation old man

[Sanlmar]

Det Skubal return after injury only pitched 57 in his first outing. Maybe he gets put on a leash and gets pulled early. Maybe Toronto is a value now.

I got to live by a few simple rules but you don’t have to

[Sanlmar]

thats some real elite forum punctuation old man

Total stream of consciousness. Every post is edited 19 times

I have been heavily influenced by you. Hit keys and push enter without thinking.

[lol wow]

lolll

[tgull]

Druff, can you PIN this thread so we don't have to hunt form it all the time.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Women’s tennis is so unpredictable, that’s why I love it

Have one last outright bet on Svitolina at 50/1, today is D-day

No doubt Iga will fuck me in the ass again

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Come on to fuck!!! Long way to go but brilliant end of set

[Sanlmar]

Iga is a dark weirdo

When the notebook comes out mid match …. no words… Queens Gambit sorta mad genius

[Sanlmar]

pegula parlayed with safiullin for a set is my heavy play

heavy anything Wimbledon this year is not sharp …. always weather

[Sanlmar]

Pegula game suspended

I make a decision (regarding weather) and I keep gambling. That’s being degenerate.

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Christ almighty easiest volley in the world with the court at her mercy to win the game TO LOVE and ends up getting broken

Why do these women constantly let Iga off the hook when they have all the momentum ffs she had won something like 23/25 of last points on serve with the only 2 being double faults

She better play her fucking heart out now

[Sanlmar]

Announcers observed the second that the referee came down about closing the roof - that delay was a huge break for dark Iga

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

In Stanley Kubrick's film The Shining, the proverb is used to illustrate how the film's central figure, named Jack, has lost his mind when his wife discovers that he procrastinated and had written the sentence over and over again on hundreds of pages with a typewriter.

What’s in the notebook, Iga?

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

This game is massive. Needs to hold and stay with her and keep the P on her serve.

3 sets is no bueno amigo

[Sanlmar]

This game is massive. Needs to hold and stay with her and keep the P on her serve.

3 sets is no bueno amigo

I had some under 2.5 sets as a parlay piece - with Iga in mind … wouldn’t a win be something

I’m leaking oil in this tourney

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

Spank my ass and call me Charlie!!!

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

This game is massive. Needs to hold and stay with her and keep the P on her serve.

3 sets is no bueno amigo

I had some under 2.5 sets as a parlay piece - with Iga in mind … wouldn’t a win be something

I’m leaking oil in this tourney

Yeah me too lol only had the outright bets and didn’t go too nuts. Biggest wager is on Svitolina

Thank fuck i stayed away from match betting- Kvitova yesterday vs Jabeur would have cost me plenty alone

[Starbucks Spunk Bucket]

I was at Wimbledon in 2019 and saw Svitolina vs Muchova in the quarters

I remember thinking how the fuck did Svitolina win this match never mind straight sets

softest thing about her is her teeth

Hopefully she repeats the win in 2… one time baby

Edit: need a hold here badly

Edit edit: super duper!!